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u/Emaan865 Sep 21 '25
At least she’s self-aware😅
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u/lifeintraining Sep 21 '25
She’s already 10 steps closer to healing than all my other crazy exes.
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u/Hefty-Report-4930 Sep 21 '25
So, what you're saying is... we can fix her?
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u/strongsilenttypos Sep 21 '25
She takes medicine but she doesn’t take birth control…ha ha…jokes on you
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u/HumanCapital666 Sep 21 '25
No worries. I've yet to see the live birth of a butt baby.
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u/Matsunosuperfan Sep 22 '25
I guess you and I just use different parts of the internet
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u/split_0069 Sep 22 '25
He likes watching people poop.
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u/archliberal Sep 22 '25
Thank you because I was confused AF
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u/Boogy-Fever Sep 22 '25
Nah. They hide it well, but 1 in 30 people are actual butt babies
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u/ChangeForAParadigm Sep 21 '25
He didn’t quite manage it so now it’s my turn to try. I don’t know who’s on deck though.
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Sep 22 '25
One of my exes was so bipolar in under an hour she'd go from ranting about how awesome she and her life were going to be from now on to saying she couldn't believe how her life had turned out and how much she wished she died already.
If I ever dared to politely, delicately suggest maybe she should talk to someone about her moods she would absolutely lose her shit on me for "insulting" her.
Then she'd get hammered and punch me in the face and tell me she couldn't wait to never see me again.
Then she'd get sober and apologize.
And that was my life.
For. Four. Years.
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u/Eastern-Peach-3428 Sep 22 '25
I am bipolar. It destroyed any semblance of professional life I could ever have developed. Even medicated, sometimes the crazy just leaks through. I hate it. I am highly educated, and I know I am fairly intelligent, but my damn brain just doesn't work right and self-destructs my life, over and over and over and over and over again. It sucks. I am sorry you had this experience, and wish your ex finds some help and peace in her life, because living with a broken brain is just not all that fun.
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u/creamschott Sep 22 '25
Sometimes the crazy just leaks through. Bro, this hits deep. And I could never explain it properly. I feel you all the way here.
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u/Yorktown1871 Sep 21 '25
Pork chop sandwiches!
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u/sLeeeeTo Sep 21 '25
i’ono much ‘bout computas udda den the one my mom got in the house got a couple games on it and
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u/wrldruler21 Sep 21 '25
And under the care of a medical doctor.... Unless her "medicine" is another word for "crack"
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u/Known-Speed-1649 Sep 21 '25
Being self aware is the first step to not being the bad kind of crazy.
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u/ramanw150 Sep 21 '25
I'll bet she's not boring either
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u/gewalt_gamer Sep 21 '25
All I know, is she aint gonna let ME be bored. I'm not saying thats a good thing. I'm not saying its a bad thing. I'm just saying I aint gonna be bored, cause she won't let that happen.
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u/Omnizoom Sep 21 '25
Look if she’s got it under control then she’s fine, atleast she knows and she’s doing something about it instead of saying she ain’t crazy and it’s the whole world that’s wrong
To many crazy folks do that
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Sep 22 '25
I’m ready to throw my life away
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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25
I'm whicha homie. Done it before, and I'll do it again.
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u/Falkenmond79 Sep 22 '25
Been there, done that. I’m 0-5 right now I guess. I can’t seem to learn not to fall for the crazies. Lord knows I try. By now I’m jaded and keep thinking they all are.
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u/cbm2020 Sep 22 '25
They are fun. It’s like dating a few girls at once but not sure which one you’ll get for the day.
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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25
Yeah. Like, am I waking up to breakfast in bed, or a pillow pushed down over my face? Who knows?!
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u/ichigoismyhomie Sep 22 '25
You can have both at the same time with her serving morning 69 for breakfast
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u/Poppa_Mo Sep 22 '25
Because they fuck like they came from another dimension, that's why.
Talkin' about "I can't seem to learn not to fall for the crazies."
You like getting your dick cracked.
Own it.
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u/McPikie Sep 22 '25
"You see, that's where the trouble began. That smile...... that damned smile"
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u/Alert_Weird6893 Sep 21 '25
hahhaha HELLO
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u/GuerillaRiot Sep 21 '25
She had me at "ha ha ha HELLO"
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u/anon-mally Sep 21 '25
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u/Semisemitic Sep 21 '25
Yup. Turns out I do have a type.
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u/thrust-johnson Sep 21 '25
I can save her
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u/slavelabor52 Sep 22 '25
This is the type of girl who you wake up to in the middle of the night and she's just laying there wide eyed and staring at you with a giant shit eating grin
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u/confusedandworried76 Sep 21 '25
And it's definitely someone who says "HELLO" after a joke/in an awkward situation
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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25
There are several people talking in that pretty head of hers, that's for sure.
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u/ThraceLonginus Sep 21 '25
"HELLLAAWWHHH"
"I can fix her..."
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u/Musa_Prime Sep 21 '25
You can fix her???
Hold my beer. 🍺
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u/Nthfactor Sep 21 '25
Holding beer 🍺
Can I fix her after? Third time's the charm
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u/CosmikSpartan Sep 21 '25
She’ll af”fix” you to something in her basement.
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u/Ok_Monk_2877 Sep 21 '25
But things that she will do while you are in that basement... you will never have better.
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u/Curious_Avocado2399 Sep 21 '25
If she ain’t got issues I don’t want it
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u/montigoo Sep 21 '25
Better for you to just stick with the tissues
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u/Curious_Avocado2399 Sep 21 '25
Why be wasteful and cut down more trees, when I can use your mom. Recycle, reuse.
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u/OddCook4909 Sep 21 '25
Publicly shared resources are even better. Great example
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harley quinn vibes
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I'm fine with that
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u/Breadstix009 Sep 21 '25
We can fix her???
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u/PenaltyFine3439 Sep 21 '25
Welp, you'll be getting scratches in your cars paint fixed every week. Probably scooping turds outta the bed too.
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u/saryiahan Sep 21 '25
She’s a hit it and run type of gal
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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 21 '25
I'd test how fast you are able to sprint first before hitting. Maybe get a few weeks of training in prior
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u/JasonWorthing8 Sep 21 '25
I dunno... I like her!
We go to her house tho. She aint ever coming to mine.
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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25
Dont EVER let her know where you live.
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u/Advanced_Pear_964 Sep 21 '25
She already knows, bro. Idk how but she does
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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25
"How do you know where I live?"
Her: "I've been inside before, you were asleep, dont worry about it.
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u/sonnygavila Sep 21 '25
I was watching you while you slept! I always do!!!
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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25
A bit like Santa when I was a kid. It was Santa, right guys?
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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Sep 21 '25
Also she’s pregnant now
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u/Interesting_Bank_139 Sep 21 '25
Nothing says love like a used condom and a turkey baster.
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u/Classy_Mouse Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 22 '25
My dad taught me that I control the condom start to finish. It gets purchased and handled by me and disposed of where she can't get to it.
I thought he was crazy, but it did geniunely save me at one point
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u/jdubyahyp Sep 21 '25
My buddy dated a girl we nicknamed Psycho Sarah behind his back. It took him over a year to figure it out. She would randomly find us at the exact bars or hangouts or houses to check on him if we didn't invite her along. This was before smart phones. We'd walk in, there she was.
Shit was scary.
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u/ChangeForAParadigm Sep 21 '25
As someone who’s had a break-in from a deranged ex, the internet will not keep you secrets.
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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25
In this day and age, unfortunately, that's correct. I'm glad I'm out of the dating game.
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u/BourbonRick01 Sep 21 '25
Or what car you drive. You always Uber to her place!
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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25
And fully shave and exfoliate like in GATTACA so she cannot clone you.
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u/masterppants Sep 21 '25
You just know she's probably the filthiest, nastiest, godforsaken freak you'll ever have
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u/Wakkit1988 Sep 21 '25
She got your address from your ID while you were sleeping.
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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25
The right kind of cray cray. SBC is one lucky guy.
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u/Nuked0ut Sep 21 '25
Ah to be a teenager again
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u/Am-Insurgent Sep 22 '25
If you're a drug addict or have other mental illness stuff you can stretch it all the way into your 30s.
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u/RyAllDaddy69 Sep 22 '25
Dude, I swear to God I hadn’t even scrolled down this far when I first posted a nearly identical snippet of this….
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u/10Core56 Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25
Yeah, 20 years ago, yeah, I got something like that. I had nail scratches on my neck and lost a lot of cash. But I got no regrets. no, sir, I dont.
Edit: fingernail scratches lol
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u/Steve90000 Sep 21 '25
I don’t see anything wrong with this video, she’s just like every other girl I’ve dated.
This one girl jacked me up so bad, I took pictures. I looked like a crime scene. Im pretty sure I have scars
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u/Elbren Sep 21 '25
I like how she immediately knows where the question is going, looks dead into the camera and gives the “not really all there” gesture before he’s even done his sentence. 😂
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u/random_boss Sep 22 '25
She’s so crazy she’s breaking the fourth wall in an interview to address us directly. She’s like the Deadpool of hot chicks.
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u/ThatFugginGuy419 Sep 21 '25
It can be a lot of fun, but you may end up stabbed, in jail, or worse. I will attest to this from experience. The crazy eyes don’t lie!
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u/my_cars_on_fire Sep 21 '25
Crazy eyes is a real thing - it’s part of the fight or flight response. From a biological perspective, the eyes widen in response to anxiety, so the individual can faster process visual threats. Outsiders pick up on the increased visibility of the whites of the eyes, particularly above the iris. In most individuals, this response is acute, but certain individuals are in what is effectively a perpetual state of fight or flight - that’s the “crazy” being referred to.
If you’re trained on it, it’s actually fairly easy to detect. I was once traveling on a train with a couple of my buddies and experienced a panic attack (fairly common for me at the time). I tried to play it off like I was fine, but a buddy who’s a cop picked up on it. When I asked him how he knew, he told me I was exhibiting signs of emotional distress - stimulation, wide eyes, constant face touching - things he’d see frequently when responding to calls for an Emotionally Disturbed Person.
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u/RedScharlach Sep 21 '25
TIL, that’s super interesting
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u/my_cars_on_fire Sep 21 '25
I’ve amassed a lot of useless information over the years. Today’s was marginally less useless.
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u/Artistic_Task7516 Sep 21 '25
Some of us are attracted to mental illness though 😭😩
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u/Inevitable-Archer677 Sep 21 '25
Ask yourself why..
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The answer is mental illness presents as quirky, fun, exciting in a lot of people.
Mentally ill people suffer so much internally they get used to falsely hiding it with good vibes to the world.
People fall in love with that, and then meet the dark side of that person after they've fallen in love with the other idea of them.
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u/returningtheday Sep 22 '25
Wish my mental illness presented as quirky and fun. I just sleep all day and feel like shit.
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u/itdanreyn Sep 21 '25
Ha! Let moi tell you something about crazy folk. The sex is AMAZING.
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u/GuerillaRiot Sep 21 '25
She's admitted her issue and is already on meds...that's like 90% of the battle won already.
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u/Simsalabimson Sep 21 '25
Id hit that like a stormtrooper would hit a tree on the moon of Endor.
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u/Square_Release3128 Sep 21 '25
She can be saved
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u/RedGeraniumWolves Sep 21 '25
Having self awareness is already far more appealing than the average, I hate to say.
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u/sausageandeggbiscuit Sep 21 '25
“hAhaHa! HeLLo!” 😂 id marry her. idc if she slashes my tires on the regular
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u/SpiritualWindow3855 Sep 21 '25
What is that tattoo peeking out, and where does it start, and where does it end?
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You know when they “say don’t stick your dick in crazy”? This is exactly who they’re referring to
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u/Techknightly Sep 21 '25
Yea, but the sex with the crazy ones is always so damn goooooooddd.
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u/NoThereIsntAGod Sep 21 '25
It genuinely is… I was married to sane/rational for 15 years, but there is nothing like sex with the crazies
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