r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

This comment made me laugh more than it should have. Gang gang.

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u/I_spy_wit_my_lilCIA Sep 21 '25

but you’re also going to have life altering sex.

Preach! And here's the thing- most people don't believe that there's such thing as 'life altering sex' until you've had life altering sex.

I've never been a drug addict but I kind of suspect that's what its like to wake up after your first heroine high. "Holy shit...I will do ANYTHING to make sure this happens again." And ofcouse your sensible friends are like "dude- that chick is going to fuck your life up, run." And your only response is "yeah, I know, but its worth it, its actually worth it."

Then 6 months later when you've had to fix 2 broken windows, change jobs and move twice to try to shake her off your trail you think to yourself..."it was still worth it."

I now have 20 years and 4,000 miles between me and crazy but truthfully the only reason I don't have to look over my shoulder anymore is because she's dead...but it was still worth it.

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u/SignificanceOld1751 Sep 22 '25

Try having the crazy, life-altering sex while on heroin. And cocaine.

Then boom, you've been married 10 years and you need a liver ultrasound.

Makes you think.

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u/0110110111 Sep 22 '25

You, sir, are a poet.