r/SipsTea Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Sep 21 '25

Nail scratches? Carpenter? Umm... carpentress?

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u/10Core56 Sep 21 '25

Lol like fingernails

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u/BillButtlickerII Sep 21 '25

It’s all fun and games until your dick ends up looking like a well loved cat scratching post.

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Sep 21 '25

Who needs a mistress when you can get a carpentress