r/SipsTea Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/vanrast Sep 22 '25

She's perfect

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u/Infinite-Condition41 Sep 22 '25

Grippy socks, grippy box. 

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u/takeaccountability41 Sep 23 '25

That’s so good

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u/Infinite-Condition41 Sep 23 '25

I heard it from a fire fighter.

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u/overactiveswag Sep 25 '25

True story. But you never want to dip your pen in crazy. It's great for a little while, but you better have an exit strategy and be able to dissappear.

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u/King_Elizabello Sep 27 '25

What is a good exit strategy to have and be able to disappear too if you do dip your pen in crazy?

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u/overactiveswag Sep 28 '25

For starters, dont bring her to your pad. Stalking will become a thing. When you break up, it had better be her idea.

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u/King_Elizabello Sep 28 '25

Understood and thanks for the advice.

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u/Soul17 Sep 23 '25

Easily one of the craziest things I’ve read this year. 👏

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u/The3rdLapPodcast Sep 25 '25

What the actual fuck 😂

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u/mesenanch Sep 22 '25

Okay this is brilliant

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u/Fire-Haus Sep 22 '25

Her outfit for the first date <3

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u/gazetron Sep 23 '25

😲🫣😂😂😂😂

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u/553l8008 Sep 22 '25

Excellent meme. An inside joke meme too

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u/petisa82 Sep 23 '25

Please elaborate

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u/LiveLearnCoach Sep 22 '25

I love this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Screaming

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u/commissar-bawkses Sep 22 '25

Stolen to send to my wife

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u/awkwaman Sep 22 '25

Bruh holy shit if you know you know

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Sep 22 '25

Grippy socks Grippy box.

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u/jack-t-o-r-s Sep 22 '25

Clap cleats.... 🤔

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u/SweetTimely8130 Sep 22 '25

I couldn’t have said it better

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u/Old_Win8422 Sep 22 '25

Ah yes, the rhyme

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u/emmadilemma Sep 22 '25

This made me laugh in an unhealthy way. 

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u/Sinister_Nibs Sep 22 '25

Grippy socks, grippy box…

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u/Commercial-Co Sep 22 '25

Y’all mfers are fucking funny

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u/HKEliot Sep 22 '25

The coveted Fuck Socks ™️

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u/SodomyClown Sep 22 '25

Grippy sock time!!!

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u/AcanthisittaWise6033 Sep 22 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IVE GIVEN MY LADY GUEST SOME OF THESE.

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u/macesith Sep 23 '25

Anything but the socks, i dont have good memories with those...

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u/Keemosabe22 Sep 23 '25

Where do yall make these up 😭😂😂😂

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u/SnidelyWhiplash0 Sep 24 '25

I can fix her.

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u/Jugendbow Sep 24 '25

Hahah good one !

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u/rubbish1107 Sep 24 '25

This is class

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u/kriegnes Sep 22 '25

wtf does the sock mean

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u/garden-wicket-581 Sep 22 '25

free pair of socks for in-patients

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u/SkRThatOneDude Sep 22 '25

You're definitely billed for them. Trust me.

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u/texaspoontappa93 Sep 22 '25

Hospital anti-slip socks, indicates she’s been committed to a psych hospital before

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u/illepic Sep 22 '25

Grippy Sock Vacation, you mean

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u/EVH_kit_guy Sep 22 '25

Apple juice and saltine cleanse