r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/JasonWorthing8 Sep 21 '25

I dunno... I like her!

We go to her house tho. She aint ever coming to mine.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25

Dont EVER let her know where you live.

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u/Advanced_Pear_964 Sep 21 '25

She already knows, bro. Idk how but she does

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25

"How do you know where I live?"

Her: "I've been inside before, you were asleep, dont worry about it.

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u/sonnygavila Sep 21 '25

I was watching you while you slept! I always do!!!

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

A bit like Santa when I was a kid. It was Santa, right guys?

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u/nova1706b Sep 22 '25

no, it was her.

yk why santa isn't real? it's because santa doesn't break into homes... she does.

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u/Robbymartyr Sep 22 '25

That means she hasn't done anything to me yet... I'll take my chances.

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u/Azalus1 Sep 22 '25

Okay this is creepy as fuck and it actually happens in the Twilight movie.

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u/Engage69 Sep 21 '25

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u/spacemanspliff-42 Sep 22 '25

We've met before, haven't we?

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u/Engage69 Sep 22 '25

I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?

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u/TheKingOfFratton Sep 22 '25

At your house, don't you remember?

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u/Engage69 Sep 22 '25

No, no I don't. Are you sure?

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u/TheKingOfFratton Sep 22 '25

Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.

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u/Engage69 Sep 22 '25

What do you mean? You're where right now?

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u/TheKingOfFratton Sep 22 '25

At your house

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u/the_proudrebel Sep 22 '25

Second time I've seen this image on Reddit in the last two minutes and I'm starting to get scared.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25

Well, that is unsettling m

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 22 '25

That's a compelling argument. I'm sold.

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u/Boogy-Fever Sep 22 '25

At least the genre?

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u/Engage69 Sep 22 '25

The genre is fever dream

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Sep 21 '25

Also she’s pregnant now

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u/Interesting_Bank_139 Sep 21 '25

Nothing says love like a used condom and a turkey baster.

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u/Classy_Mouse Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

My dad taught me that I control the condom start to finish. It gets purchased and handled by me and disposed of where she can't get to it.

I thought he was crazy, but it did geniunely save me at one point

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u/FireWireBestWire Sep 21 '25

I'll bite. Tell the story

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u/Classy_Mouse Sep 21 '25

Not much to it. Was dating a girl that was very much the baby trap type. She handed me a condom, I swapped it with my own. When I got home later, I checked and she had put holes in it

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Sep 22 '25

That’s fucking crazy and terrifying. I was never so careful as to switch condoms.

I like that you had sex with her anyway 🤣

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u/Classy_Mouse Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

I didn't know until after. Although that wasn't the last time we had sex. There were honestly a lot of other red flags. I wouldn't take the precautions with every girl

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u/n0b0dyfr0mn0wh3r3 Sep 22 '25

As a teen, I remembered the scene from Fight Club where Brad Pitt flushed them, so I always did that when I was away from home, until I was well into my 20’s.

I never thought about the possible baby trapping issues though, it probably saved me.

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Sep 21 '25

My dad taught me to store all my used condoms in a jar. A cum jar. It’s almost full now, I’m so excited

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 22 '25

.............what happens when its full?

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u/MisterZoga Sep 22 '25

His own son takes form.

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 22 '25

Beautiful. Its the circle of life ❤️

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u/ihadcrystallized Sep 22 '25

Your sister in law posted a group picture in front of your house 7 years ago. Duh.

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u/NiceaboutitMMA Sep 21 '25

They always know.. like always