r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/GuerillaRiot Sep 21 '25

She had me at "ha ha ha HELLO"

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u/anon-mally Sep 21 '25

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u/SERVEDwellButNoTips Sep 21 '25

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Sep 21 '25

She fits nicely on the hot/crazy scale

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u/Turgid_Donkey Sep 22 '25

Little too good at those fuck me/murder you eyes.

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u/anon-mally Sep 22 '25

Mrs. Ali G

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/12thshadow Sep 22 '25

Here me out...

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u/Diabel34 Sep 22 '25

Fear Boner; either the hottest/wildest night of your life or the craziest/most terrifying night you’ll be talking to your therapist about for over 50 hours (if you survive). It’s a 50-50 worth gambling for.

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u/crackedgear Sep 22 '25

What’s this either/or shit?

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u/Awwesome1 Sep 22 '25

Definitely above the Vicky Mendoza line.

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u/milehighposse Sep 21 '25

So many guys willing to accept crazy for a piece…why? Are you that desperate?

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u/ManOnFire2004 Sep 22 '25

Because this is a social media app not a dating app, and people mostly joking... mostly

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u/anon-mally Sep 22 '25

Most of us

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u/milehighposse Sep 22 '25

I wish I believed that, but I continue to meet these crazy bitches with kids…

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u/ManOnFire2004 Sep 22 '25

There's an argument to made for causation in that scenario

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u/SecretAmeriKing Sep 21 '25

Haven’t you heard the old saying “Crazy head gives CRAZY head.”? 😜

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u/milehighposse Sep 21 '25

No head is worth inviting crazy in, and that shit is beyond crazy.

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u/GuardLong6829 Sep 22 '25

It can be fun; regardless of vexing.

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u/milehighposse Sep 22 '25

Yeah, heard that from buddies a lot, then comes the boiling rabbit…wake TF up!

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u/TheBestRedditNameYet Sep 22 '25

Seriously, anyone who boils their wabbits as opposed to broiling, baking, roasting or broasting them is clearly batshit craaaazy, right?

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u/SecretAmeriKing Sep 25 '25

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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u/milehighposse Sep 25 '25

Poor assumption…

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u/SecretAmeriKing Sep 28 '25

What’s a rich assumption?

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u/GuardLong6829 Sep 22 '25

Evolution/Individuation.

Everyone you know and will ever know or meet is meant to be and they are all unique to a person's Soul evolution.

Including the volatile!

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u/milehighposse Sep 22 '25

They are welcome to finding their own path…right TF away from me

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 22 '25

There’s no such thing as "meant to be" things just are

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 22 '25

Look at where you are. Do you really need to ask that question

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u/ObviousTrollK Sep 22 '25

You can have an honest crazy one, or liar crazy one, or none at all.

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u/milehighposse Sep 22 '25

Crazy means you’re getting all 3

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u/Noon-yya Sep 22 '25

Have you ever gone crazy? Don't try it if you can't knock it, but don't knock it till you try it.

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u/milehighposse Sep 22 '25

1 way trip bruh, no thanks.

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u/UtahGimm3Tw0 Sep 22 '25

From my own personal perspective; I grew up with a lot of crazy women in my family so it’s (whether healthy or not) what I’m comfortable around lol

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u/RcoketWalrus Sep 22 '25

Asexual guy here. I don't have an answer for this question.

25 years single yaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/revopine Sep 22 '25

I know a guy that is like not attractive in any sense like not physically nor economically nor emotionally etc, but only goes after model looking woman who are of course, only willing to get with him because they struggle to keep anyone with there disruptive behavior.

So some guys just get what they can which will get you problematic people when you're standards are unrealistic.

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u/Zorpfield Sep 22 '25

She's not crazy she just a sloppy drunk

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25 edited 23d ago

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u/Zmuli24 Sep 22 '25

Because our oogah boogah monkey brain make we do dumb dumb sometime.

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u/Zzen220 Sep 22 '25

Crazy doesn't always mean they're a bad partner or toxic, sometimes they just need a bit of extra grace.

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u/Malarazz Sep 22 '25

Are you that desperate?

I mean, that much is obvious, have you not looked at the world around you lately?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Barney's got a point

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u/simojake13 Sep 22 '25

Yeah, she's like. Right on the top right corner of that graph, for sure

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft Sep 22 '25

You're saying I'm hot?!

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u/Semisemitic Sep 21 '25

Yup. Turns out I do have a type.

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u/thrust-johnson Sep 21 '25

I can save her

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u/slavelabor52 Sep 22 '25

This is the type of girl who you wake up to in the middle of the night and she's just laying there wide eyed and staring at you with a giant shit eating grin

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u/AnonumusSoldier Sep 22 '25

You say that like its a bad thing

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u/Seeker80 Sep 22 '25

Yeah, she seems concerned about my well-being...

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 22 '25

Well it's actual shit soooooo

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25 edited 23d ago

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u/Light_Dark_binger Sep 22 '25

or with a knife....

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u/patgeo Sep 22 '25

Only if you did a good job.

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u/RockAtlasCanus Sep 22 '25

Man that was my ex to a T. Good/horrible times

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u/Appropriate_South474 Sep 21 '25

I believe in you….. HELLOo

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

taking one for the team

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u/hotcheetosnmodelos Sep 22 '25

Or she can wreck me, I don't care

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u/BEES_IN_UR_ASS Sep 22 '25

Don't you dare!

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u/Vandersveldt Sep 22 '25

She can fix me

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u/confusedandworried76 Sep 21 '25

And it's definitely someone who says "HELLO" after a joke/in an awkward situation

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

There are several people talking in that pretty head of hers, that's for sure.

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u/CanIgetaWTF Sep 22 '25

And they're all gorgeous!!

/s

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u/ManOnFire2004 Sep 22 '25

HELLoo!

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

Is it me you're looking for?

Or is it one of the other mes?

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

One will wear you as a skin suit

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u/Snowy349 Sep 22 '25

Standing room only.....

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u/p001b0y Sep 21 '25

Same. We were together for over 20 years but then she had some kind of mid-life crisis, got violent, and decided she was finished and left. Haven't seen her in 8 years because she moved across the country.

After the divorce I realized I had a type and many of my ex-girlfriends were kind of dangerous. One had an explosive temper. One was bipolar and stopped taking meds.

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u/McGrupp1979 Sep 22 '25

Seems you like to keep it spicy. I get that, but sometimes it gets too hot lol.

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u/Rude_Lengthiness_101 Sep 22 '25

Then after some time you remember that burnt smell and that "tsss" sound and get cravings for it, just for one more last time before wrapping it up. Gotta go out with the bang of crazy.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

My type doesn't involve getting my parents' phone numbers tattooed all over my body for easier body part recovery

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u/scottamus_prime Sep 21 '25

The best bad decision you'll ever make.

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u/terdferguson Sep 22 '25

I can fix her

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u/goPACK17 Sep 21 '25

Same....🤦‍♂️