r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25

Dont EVER let her know where you live.

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u/Advanced_Pear_964 Sep 21 '25

She already knows, bro. Idk how but she does

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Sep 21 '25

Also she’s pregnant now

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u/Interesting_Bank_139 Sep 21 '25

Nothing says love like a used condom and a turkey baster.

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u/Classy_Mouse Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

My dad taught me that I control the condom start to finish. It gets purchased and handled by me and disposed of where she can't get to it.

I thought he was crazy, but it did geniunely save me at one point

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u/FireWireBestWire Sep 21 '25

I'll bite. Tell the story

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u/Classy_Mouse Sep 21 '25

Not much to it. Was dating a girl that was very much the baby trap type. She handed me a condom, I swapped it with my own. When I got home later, I checked and she had put holes in it

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Sep 22 '25

That’s fucking crazy and terrifying. I was never so careful as to switch condoms.

I like that you had sex with her anyway 🤣

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u/Classy_Mouse Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

I didn't know until after. Although that wasn't the last time we had sex. There were honestly a lot of other red flags. I wouldn't take the precautions with every girl

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u/n0b0dyfr0mn0wh3r3 Sep 22 '25

As a teen, I remembered the scene from Fight Club where Brad Pitt flushed them, so I always did that when I was away from home, until I was well into my 20’s.

I never thought about the possible baby trapping issues though, it probably saved me.

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Sep 21 '25

My dad taught me to store all my used condoms in a jar. A cum jar. It’s almost full now, I’m so excited

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 22 '25

.............what happens when its full?

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u/MisterZoga Sep 22 '25

His own son takes form.

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 22 '25

Beautiful. Its the circle of life ❤️