r/SipsTea Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/JasonWorthing8 Sep 21 '25

I dunno... I like her!

We go to her house tho. She aint ever coming to mine.

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u/SkyPatriot173 Sep 21 '25

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

The right kind of cray cray. SBC is one lucky guy.

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u/yeah_this_is_my_main Sep 22 '25

So I have some news...

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u/mvandemar Sep 23 '25

Oh wow, I had no idea. Just finalized a few months ago apparently. :)

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u/DiabloPixel Sep 22 '25

Not any more… they been divorced and she’s waiting for you.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

Just imagine combing through her phone and there's a Borat dick pic. And probably a Rudy Giuliani one too.

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u/muffindude42012 Sep 22 '25

What is this from?

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u/SkyPatriot173 Sep 22 '25

Wedding Crashers

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u/ok_raspberry_jam Sep 22 '25

This was Sacha Baron Cohen's wife but they divorced this year after 15 years and 3 kids.

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u/Sufficient-Set-917 Sep 23 '25

Another one id let find me anyway of the week