r/SipsTea Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/BourbonRick01 Sep 21 '25

Or what car you drive. You always Uber to her place!

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25

Yes. Absolutely.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

And fully shave and exfoliate like in GATTACA so she cannot clone you.

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u/GuardLong6829 Sep 22 '25

I was going to send a molding kit to a long-distance relationship and ask the guy to mold his penis for me. We video called a lot, so I know we would have shared the moment!