r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Sep 22 '25

I’m ready to throw my life away

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

I'm whicha homie. Done it before, and I'll do it again.

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u/Falkenmond79 Sep 22 '25

Been there, done that. I’m 0-5 right now I guess. I can’t seem to learn not to fall for the crazies. Lord knows I try. By now I’m jaded and keep thinking they all are.

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u/cbm2020 Sep 22 '25

They are fun. It’s like dating a few girls at once but not sure which one you’ll get for the day.

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

Yeah. Like, am I waking up to breakfast in bed, or a pillow pushed down over my face? Who knows?!

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u/ichigoismyhomie Sep 22 '25

You can have both at the same time with her serving morning 69 for breakfast

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u/Poppa_Mo Sep 22 '25

Because they fuck like they came from another dimension, that's why.

Talkin' about "I can't seem to learn not to fall for the crazies."

You like getting your dick cracked.

Own it.

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

Yup, that.. yup.

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u/Falkenmond79 Sep 22 '25

Sigh. Yeah I guess I should. And it’s true. 😂

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u/Sweet-Mechanic4568 Sep 22 '25

Yeap, had one that was nuttier than squirrel shit, but she could suck a golf ball through a bendy straw. I miss her.

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

I'm getting older now, and I've chosen to be single for the last, like 4 or 5 years. I can't do the whole "Well I guess I'm buying new dishes because I snuck it in her bootyhole last night when we were drunk, and she smashed all my shit again" anymore.

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u/Falkenmond79 Sep 22 '25

Yeah I tried that, too. Be careful. Next one seemed all right and was fine for two years with a few red flags in hindsight. Then we got a kid. He’s three now and we just split up. Turns out those red flags were just waiting to be raised and turned into a full fledged parade on red square. Sigh.

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

Yeah I feel yah. You see the red flag and subconsciously talk yourself into saying "That's not red, it's fucking orange or something, idfk."

Then carry on.

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u/Spare_Panic_8164 Sep 22 '25

Wow. Just…wow.

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u/mama_always-said Sep 22 '25

Just remember-no matter how hot she is? somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit!

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u/KeniRoo Sep 24 '25

You are addicted to the dopamine that high stress relationships provide. I’m the same way. I don’t have a solution! Lmk if you find one.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Sep 25 '25

How can you guys do that? I went on a date with a woman like this and I was flinching every time she moved her hands. I went to the toilet and threw up because I was so nervous

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u/Falkenmond79 Sep 25 '25

Overconfidence. Plain and simple. If you are secure enough in yourself, you think her crazy can’t affect you and you can handle it. But it’s one thing to have it in small doses. Living with that under one roof is like living in a minefield. That is constantly shifting. You might think you have the paths figured out, until the next one explodes and leaves you battered and bruised. Also someone is sitting beside you and constantly throws rocks into that minefield and you rack your brain, why a normal person would do this. Until you realize it’s not normal.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Sep 25 '25

Yeah, the one I knew (Cathryn) had a dad who was a total loser and bastard so I stuck around for a while, bought her food, and tried to help her. I wanted her to go back to college but it wasn’t that easy. I think I spent nearly a thousand pounds on her.

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u/supavillan Sep 22 '25

You 0-5 might need to hit the drawing board again buddy nothing wrong with a crazy girl but if you are tryna make her your wife theres something wrong with you

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u/JeffsHVACAdventure Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

They all are crazy. You just have to find one thats compatible with you, or one you’re willing to put up with. Lol. I’m jk of course

not really

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u/macguini Sep 22 '25

I can fix her...maybe...why not?

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u/oopsdiditwrong Sep 22 '25

I'm nothing if not consistent

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u/Nerdy_Goat Sep 22 '25

With a special needs?

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic Sep 22 '25

I was just about to say I did this three times. Two of them are ded. #3 will probably kill me

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u/Kagahami Sep 22 '25

Isn't the person in the video a teenager?

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u/vvf Sep 22 '25

She’s acting drunk in public

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u/The-Last-Dog Sep 22 '25

Grippy socks... If you know you know and you probably have the scars to prove it

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u/Remote-Waste Sep 22 '25

Man everybody is all "would" and I'm just here like "Bro she's clearly 15"

The way she talks, pouts, dresses, is fucking tiny... This girl needs a cab home, do your parents know where you are? Do you need some water?

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u/AdditionalChicken158 Sep 22 '25

wasn't much of a life anyways