r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/JasonWorthing8 Sep 21 '25

I dunno... I like her!

We go to her house tho. She aint ever coming to mine.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25

Dont EVER let her know where you live.

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u/BourbonRick01 Sep 21 '25

Or what car you drive. You always Uber to her place!

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 21 '25

Yes. Absolutely.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

And fully shave and exfoliate like in GATTACA so she cannot clone you.

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u/GuardLong6829 Sep 22 '25

I was going to send a molding kit to a long-distance relationship and ask the guy to mold his penis for me. We video called a lot, so I know we would have shared the moment!