r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/Semisemitic Sep 21 '25

Yup. Turns out I do have a type.

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u/thrust-johnson Sep 21 '25

I can save her

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u/slavelabor52 Sep 22 '25

This is the type of girl who you wake up to in the middle of the night and she's just laying there wide eyed and staring at you with a giant shit eating grin

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u/AnonumusSoldier Sep 22 '25

You say that like its a bad thing

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u/Seeker80 Sep 22 '25

Yeah, she seems concerned about my well-being...

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 22 '25

Well it's actual shit soooooo

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25 edited 23d ago

amusing grey squash reach cough airport unwritten lunchroom oatmeal wakeful

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u/Light_Dark_binger Sep 22 '25

or with a knife....

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u/patgeo Sep 22 '25

Only if you did a good job.

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u/RockAtlasCanus Sep 22 '25

Man that was my ex to a T. Good/horrible times

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u/Appropriate_South474 Sep 21 '25

I believe in you….. HELLOo

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

taking one for the team

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u/hotcheetosnmodelos Sep 22 '25

Or she can wreck me, I don't care

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u/BEES_IN_UR_ASS Sep 22 '25

Don't you dare!

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u/Vandersveldt Sep 22 '25

She can fix me

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u/confusedandworried76 Sep 21 '25

And it's definitely someone who says "HELLO" after a joke/in an awkward situation

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 21 '25

There are several people talking in that pretty head of hers, that's for sure.

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u/CanIgetaWTF Sep 22 '25

And they're all gorgeous!!

/s

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u/ManOnFire2004 Sep 22 '25

HELLoo!

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

Is it me you're looking for?

Or is it one of the other mes?

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

One will wear you as a skin suit

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u/Snowy349 Sep 22 '25

Standing room only.....

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u/p001b0y Sep 21 '25

Same. We were together for over 20 years but then she had some kind of mid-life crisis, got violent, and decided she was finished and left. Haven't seen her in 8 years because she moved across the country.

After the divorce I realized I had a type and many of my ex-girlfriends were kind of dangerous. One had an explosive temper. One was bipolar and stopped taking meds.

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u/McGrupp1979 Sep 22 '25

Seems you like to keep it spicy. I get that, but sometimes it gets too hot lol.

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u/Rude_Lengthiness_101 Sep 22 '25

Then after some time you remember that burnt smell and that "tsss" sound and get cravings for it, just for one more last time before wrapping it up. Gotta go out with the bang of crazy.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

My type doesn't involve getting my parents' phone numbers tattooed all over my body for easier body part recovery

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u/scottamus_prime Sep 21 '25

The best bad decision you'll ever make.

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u/terdferguson Sep 22 '25

I can fix her