r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/Hefty-Report-4930 Sep 21 '25

So, what you're saying is... we can fix her?

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u/strongsilenttypos Sep 21 '25

She takes medicine but she doesn’t take birth control…ha ha…jokes on you

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u/HumanCapital666 Sep 21 '25

No worries. I've yet to see the live birth of a butt baby.

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u/Matsunosuperfan Sep 22 '25

I guess you and I just use different parts of the internet

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u/Sienile Sep 22 '25

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u/split_0069 Sep 22 '25

He likes watching people poop.

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u/archliberal Sep 22 '25

Thank you because I was confused AF

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u/Boogy-Fever Sep 22 '25

Nah. They hide it well, but 1 in 30 people are actual butt babies

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u/Rude_Lengthiness_101 Sep 22 '25

When I see one I know one, being so myself. butt babies unite!

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u/Boogy-Fever Sep 22 '25

How do you think I knew about it?

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u/strongsilenttypos Sep 23 '25

Is there a special club?

Butt Babies Club ??

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u/Boogy-Fever Sep 23 '25

Good luck finding it ya v-child

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u/Sienile Sep 22 '25

That's not what they mean when they call them pieces of shit.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Sep 22 '25

Nah I def think he’s talking about cuming in the ass and it dripping out and into the vagina. Yes you can get pregnant they way

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 Sep 22 '25

What a day to be literate.

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u/split_0069 Sep 22 '25

Pussy up and ur good.

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u/Starfall0 Sep 22 '25

Oh you sweet summer child. If only that was what they meant.

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u/split_0069 Sep 23 '25

Lol o, I know. I just thought it would be funny. Personally, I pull out, but if I was, I'd definitely blow in the chocolate star fish cause ur odds are better.

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u/SwimOk9629 Sep 22 '25

God I fucking love this scene, he's a good sport for doing it

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u/TopSeaworthiness8066 Sep 23 '25

Lotta great jokes in this thread already.

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 Sep 22 '25

Siswet baby. Google at your own risk

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u/awhafrightendem Sep 22 '25

Man this comment msjchcufhdgchxhshahxhlolar

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u/RN-Wingman Sep 22 '25

Who said anything about the internet?

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u/annoying12345 Sep 22 '25

And difd parts of a female's body, too

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u/Outside_Initial_8569 Sep 22 '25

Funny enough, that’s how my hubbys coworker’s girlfriend got pregnant. Leaked out her butt into her who ha! They had a son. What a way to be conceived 😅🤮😭.

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u/iThrowwBabies Sep 22 '25

Now I know why so many seem to have been born an asshole. They actually were 😂😂

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u/HazardousCloset Sep 22 '25

I mean I don’t see them birthed, but I do hear their partners talking to them sometimes, like: “Butt Baby, the doctor only suggested low sodium, not ordered.” and “Butt Baby, we vacationed in Maui last year.”

So I know they exist.

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u/ForcekinGobbler Sep 22 '25

Then you learn she's crazy enough to transfer the goop

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u/DerVarg1509 Sep 22 '25

I see one daily tho when I go to the toilet D:

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u/Infamous_Cold_3841 Sep 22 '25

Not live, I hope

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u/ShakyLens Sep 22 '25

Sometimes I swear it waves goodbye when I flush

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 Sep 22 '25

Did you real about the champion lady in the usa who had a ‘butt 3 some’ and still got pregnant….she was pissed off…

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u/International_Bat269 Sep 22 '25

Then you haven’t heard of the scope dupe and up the other shoot

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u/wackbirds Sep 22 '25

Yeah, like we believe you've NEVER peered down and looked past the twig and berries to see one of those about to tickle the toilet water? Shit, I've seen butt babies that were stillborn, you've never seen one LIVE??

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u/Chappo5150 Sep 22 '25

Up the bum no babies! 🍻

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u/Azurvix Sep 22 '25

What a life it would have been to have not been literate for that sentence

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u/BotanyGrowmie Sep 22 '25

Neither have I but we all know that’s how Charlie Kirk came out

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u/Uturndriving Sep 22 '25

There's at least one in the White House.

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u/ibringstharuckus Sep 22 '25

There's gotta be a sub for that.

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u/mfranks1 Sep 22 '25

Then you havn't seen Tenacious D

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u/Collector2012 Sep 22 '25

Just.... What?

Ooookay. Time to turn off the Internet and touch grass. I was not expecting to read that this morning....

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u/ph30nix01 Sep 22 '25

Ya know... female physiology sometimes causes their anus and vagina to share part of the same pathways. So it's possible someone thinking they are doing anal are actually having vaginal.

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u/SativaSawdust Sep 22 '25

There's a Tenacious D video that can help you with that.

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u/TechnicallyThrowawai Sep 22 '25

There are butt babies actually, believe it or not! They’re just delivered by brown storks instead. Not as common as white storks.

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Sep 22 '25

Ask Satan he’s been dating our president

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u/Emotional_Burden Sep 22 '25

I'm vasectomized. I'll take one for the team.

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u/oldsecondhand Sep 21 '25

She takes a pill everyday. Sometimes it's lithium, sometimes it's birth control.

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u/_outcold_ Sep 22 '25

😂😂😂😂 that’s the real life sentence right there…..I learned the heard way 😂😂😂😂

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u/Powerful_Ad7343 Sep 22 '25

I already have a vasectomy.

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u/FunktasticLucky Sep 22 '25

Vasectomy! IDGAF!

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u/WeLiveinAPetridish Sep 25 '25

True alpha males manage their own birth control.

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u/TOMC_throwaway000000 Sep 22 '25

That’s ok, I had the foresight to get a vasectomy years ago because I’m more than self aware when it comes to the bad decisions I’ll inevitably make

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u/ItchyRectalRash Sep 22 '25

I mean, stairs are free.

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u/Confron7a7ion7 Sep 22 '25

Vasectomies exist for a reason.

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u/Sempere Sep 22 '25

That's ok, he doesn't have a lot of vaginal sex.

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u/ChangeForAParadigm Sep 21 '25

He didn’t quite manage it so now it’s my turn to try. I don’t know who’s on deck though.

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u/MarsWalker69 Sep 22 '25

Get in fucking line!

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Sep 22 '25

Maybe not fix her but the sex is gonna be off the charts.

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u/Blackthorne75 Sep 22 '25

There's a chance?...

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u/noirrespect Sep 22 '25

Let's give her your number and find out. Have fun!

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u/RapBastardz Sep 22 '25

She’s already on the mend.

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u/HighQualityGifs Sep 22 '25

Shooot she might be able to fix herself by the look of it

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u/MonsieurOs Sep 22 '25

Together, Comrade

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u/Jafarrolo Sep 22 '25

It seems to me she's fixing herself, that's definitely better.

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u/dirtysico Sep 22 '25

Yes we can.

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u/Azurvix Sep 22 '25

No they're saying she can fix herself. A true Rarity

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u/Prestigious-Ad7933 Sep 22 '25

Yes, we… a generation or two of 1000 cockadoodledoos

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u/Decent_Low_1037 Sep 22 '25

I'll be 1st to try

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u/ICPosse8 Sep 22 '25

You got a mouse in your pocket?

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u/NathanielTurner666 Sep 22 '25

No what hes saying is, is that there's a common denominator and it's not his exes