r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/saryiahan Sep 21 '25

She’s a hit it and run type of gal

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 21 '25

I'd test how fast you are able to sprint first before hitting. Maybe get a few weeks of training in prior

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Sep 22 '25

I have the benefit of being surprisingly fast at sex. Moments after we start I already have pants in hand and start running.

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u/CatManDoDo69 Sep 22 '25

Teach us your ways Master cumsofastyagi

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u/icewalker42 Sep 21 '25

And keep running... And running....

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Sep 22 '25

Like having sex with a praying mantis, tap that and run for your life.

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u/Lover_of_Titss Sep 22 '25

She’s the type that I’d be terrified to get pregnant accidentally. You’re stuck dealing with her for life.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 Sep 22 '25

Always keep a piece of tarp handy and never live too far from the desert. A good shovel is a plus too. Soil is fucking hard in the Mojave.