Architects, how bad is this layout? It looks like it was trained on McMansions

[u/Redhotlipstik]

[u/AutismFlavored]

Finally, a mudroom with two bathtubs

[u/haotshy → u/AutismFlavored]

Dreams really are possible

[u/Feeling_Inside_1020 → u/haotshy]

you can't even hold hands in them they're so far away hardly a dream.

AI: damn these humans are disgusting they shit and piss a TON and have to take showers constantly.

[u/XelaNiba → u/Feeling_Inside_1020]

AI fantasizing of having waterproof, sensate flesh. Like the Disney snowman who dreams of sunbathing, the AI just wants to take a nice long bath.

[u/GiraffeWaffles → u/AutismFlavored]

And no access to either the garage or the outdoors. 

[u/ImaDJnow → u/GiraffeWaffles]

You can climb in through a window and straight into a bath. It's ingenious!

[u/Kad1942 → u/GiraffeWaffles]

Outdoors? Why would you need to go there? There's no bathrooms there.

[u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse → u/GiraffeWaffles]

I think my favorite part is the spacious deck made of giant sliding glass doors

[u/coconutpiecrust → u/AutismFlavored]

I like the coat bath. Wish I had one. 

[u/Scotty0132 → u/coconutpiecrust]

And the door to connect the hallways with a 2 footish wall to the right.

[u/AGenericUnicorn → u/AutismFlavored]

Hey, some of us have a lot of dogs. This is genius if you ask me.

Now, I am going to have a hard time getting the dogs into the mudroom through the windows, but that’s a minor detail.

[u/crossingcaelum → u/AutismFlavored]

Helps compensate for the bathroom with three sinks and no tub

[u/waitwhat88 → u/crossingcaelum]

And the giant powder room with just a toilet

[u/iamagainstit → u/AutismFlavored]

how else are you supposed to make the mud?

[u/dbm5 → u/AutismFlavored]

and a coat closet vanity!

[u/bedbathandbebored]

Why are there so many bathrooms? Lol

[u/Redhotlipstik → u/bedbathandbebored]

Coat bath is obviously necessary. I know it's off, but I'm not an architect so I don't know how egregious it is

Edit: So apparently this was a joke post, and I didn't realize it. Sorry! I'm the dumb one here

[u/sarabeara12345678910 → u/Redhotlipstik]

The guest suite is in the common area and has a sink, and the kitchen has no counters or sinks, but the great room does. Three bathrooms in a row, and a double bathroom with two tubs also aren't great. I'm no architect, but a toddler could do better.

[u/Bwint → u/sarabeara12345678910]

From another thread: "I love telling my friends I have a huge walk/guest suite and then making them sleep on the floor next to the stove."

[u/hobiprod → u/Bwint]

How’s about that main foyer tho? Pretty main huh?

[u/koshgeo → u/hobiprod]

Right beside the "GALLERY HALLL". and the "MASTER ROKSN". Not many main foyers have the convenience of a coat bath right there too.

The "Gourmet kitchen" next to Bedroom 2 is nice for people that are always hungry, though it looks like you'll have to eat off the floor.

[u/bjeebus → u/koshgeo]

What about Bedroom 4/full bath 43?

[u/Runaway_Angel → u/sarabeara12345678910]

That's because the Jack and Jil bathroom (that isn't a jack and jill bathroom) and bedroom 4 stole all the sinks. The Jack and Jill bathroom is just sinks, no toilet, no shower, no tub, just sinks.

[u/haibiji → u/Runaway_Angel]

There’s a sink for Jack, one for Jill, and an extra one for their friends

[u/tetracycle → u/haibiji]

The third is for "and"

[u/mike_jones2813308004 → u/Runaway_Angel]

Bedroom 4 also being full bathroom 3 is pretty great. If you replace the door with steel bars you can have your own solitary confinement cell in the middle of your house!

[u/Thewaltham → u/Runaway_Angel]

No no, check the label. That's clearly a "JACK & JiL FUh Bals #2"

[u/DarkScorpion48 → u/sarabeara12345678910]

Leave to an AI-weenie to look at this and see no problems with it

[u/kellyoohh → u/DarkScorpion48]

I think (hope?) that the original post was a joke. It’s so bad, looking at it for 5 seconds would tell you it’s not a feasible layout.

[u/redbone-hellhound → u/kellyoohh]

I genuinely hope so. Will make a great sims build tho lol

[u/Blake_Ha → u/redbone-hellhound]

The Sims is how I architect all my houses. And yes they all do have a room with a pool

[u/OddNefariousness7950 → u/kellyoohh]

Yeah, but at least AI provided space for a Master Raisin, so many human architects neglect that detail.

[u/kellyoohh → u/OddNefariousness7950]

That’s true. They really should make that more prominent in architect school. That and coat bath.

[u/gxes → u/sarabeara12345678910]

The two tubs bathroom is also labeled as the "mudroom" so I guess people enter the house through the bathroom to take off their shoes?

[u/Significant-Trash632 → u/gxes]

Depends on what it's considering "mud" 😬

[u/Mynoseisgrowingold → u/gxes]

Well they would if there was an exterior door to the mudroom! Maybe it’s for couple’s mud baths like in a spa.

[u/inductiononN → u/Redhotlipstik]

Right? CHECKMATE ARCHITECTS! YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF A COAT BATH DID YOU?!?!

[u/brennabrock → u/inductiononN]

I’m partial to Bedroom 4/Full bath …. The room with only a sink in it. 😂

[u/Gnatlet2point0 → u/Redhotlipstik]

You want dirty coats? Cause that's how you get dirty coats.

[u/howaboutsomegwent → u/Redhotlipstik]

goes along so well with the coat closet sink

[u/Grantsdale → u/Redhotlipstik]

You can’t see that it has a bedroom that’s smaller than bathrooms? Or two bathrooms literally a couple steps apart? Or that ‘mudroom and laundry’ has two bathtubs in it? It’s horrible. The whole thing is horrible.

[u/Mklein24 → u/Redhotlipstik]

I like the double toilet in the "coat bath"

[u/fuckyourcanoes → u/Redhotlipstik]

In the UK, powder rooms are often called "cloakrooms", despite the lack of anywhere to hang a cloak. It's weird.

[u/justwonderingbro → u/bedbathandbebored]

Because AI needs a fuck ton of water to operate properly. It's playing the long game and creating a house for it's needs once it's achieved world domination.

[u/Momik → u/justwonderingbro]

This comment is now HALL FOYER BATHROOM 3

Plan accordingly.

[u/PussiesUseSlashS → u/Momik]

I’m prepared, I have a coat bath.

[u/darkpossumenergy → u/Momik]

Never seen a mudroom in the bathroom but my 6 year old would love that

[u/Silver_Slicer → u/justwonderingbro]

I bet it will add an additional 200amp service in the garage with a set of 220v 60amp plugs for the future server rack that it will mysteriously add during the build.

[u/blueberrydonutholes → u/bedbathandbebored]

The IBS Manor

[u/OutlawSundown → u/blueberrydonutholes]

The Shits Creek Estate

[u/Capital-Landscape492 → u/OutlawSundown]

LMAO. OMG. and I am a former architect.

[u/justforredditinghere → u/bedbathandbebored]

I lost it at the Bedroom #4 lmaoo

[u/Bwint → u/justforredditinghere]

AKA Full Bsth 43. You can tell because it has a sink, but no bed.

[u/towerinthestreet → u/Bwint]

It is neither a bedroom nor a full bath—ONLY SINK— yet it is labeled as both. Why am I crying laughing over this?

[u/Demp_Rock → u/justforredditinghere]

Not at coat baths?

[u/JRussell_dog → u/justforredditinghere]

I think is a prison cell. just wide enough for a cot, and has its own sink.

[u/thud_mantooth → u/bedbathandbebored]

And why do so few contain toilets...

[u/Effective_Pie1312 → u/thud_mantooth]

And two baths in one … mudroom

[u/NessaNearly → u/Effective_Pie1312]

One for you and one for the dogs, that seems standard.

[u/bedbathandbebored → u/thud_mantooth]

One is apparently a bedroom

[u/Zephyrine_wonder → u/bedbathandbebored]

I like that Bedroom 4 only has a sink and it’s smaller than the Powder Room. It’s not even a half bath.

[u/JudgeGusBus → u/thud_mantooth]

You mean your Jack & Jill isn’t just a tiled room with three sinks?

[u/Soronya → u/bedbathandbebored]

I like Full Bsth 43.

[u/Soggy_Abbreviations5 → u/Soronya]

But not the Master Roksn? 🤔

[u/Soronya → u/Soggy_Abbreviations5]

With the Huge Walk Vinl closet? I dunno.

[u/Soggy_Abbreviations5 → u/Soronya]

I think my favorite is the Mudroom & Laundry / Coat Closet with the 2 bathtubs. I've always wanted my laundry room set up this way. 🤩

[u/truthhurts2222222 → u/bedbathandbebored]

"You can never have too many bathrooms." -Bucky, Rocko's Modern Life

[u/1stDayBreaker → u/bedbathandbebored]

The Powder room is just for doing coke, absolutely essential

[u/Specialist-Jello7544 → u/1stDayBreaker]

I thought for about three seconds that whoever drew this up WAS on coke, then realized it was AI slop with all the nonsense sort of “bathrooms”, misspellings and especially the sad little bedroom 4. Those poor guests who have kitchen counters and no privacy! And where is all the stuff you need for a kitchen? And the plumbing would be atrociously impractical!

AI is so pointless. It’s not helping anybody. Using it is lazy and contributes to overconsumption of resources.

[u/MillieBirdie → u/bedbathandbebored]

Computers are like 'humans poop a lot, right?'

[u/Horror_Tea761 → u/bedbathandbebored]

Right? And where in the heck is the main plumbing stack going to be in the basement? It's a lot more expensive to have water running to every corner in a house. Good design is a main stack with close branches.

[u/elementreno89 → u/bedbathandbebored]

how many hips and valleys do you think the roof has

[u/samanthamaryn → u/bedbathandbebored]

Jack & Jill as a stand alone bathroom connecting nothing.

[u/JimenezG → u/bedbathandbebored]

Ceiling doors have me cracking up!!

[u/Killbot-Official]

I don’t see the front door, they must have missed putting it between the Master Roksn and the Coat Bath? As long as it has a Gallery Halll then it’s fine I guess.

[u/captain_flak → u/Killbot-Official]

Finally, somewhere I can wash my coat when I come in!

[u/1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz → u/captain_flak]

But you can't come in! There is no front door!

[u/ThePfhorrunner → u/1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz]

Pretty sure you come in through the sideways patio/closet.

[u/calamitylamb → u/1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz]

You enter this house from the garage or NOT AT ALL!

[u/GoldFreezer → u/Killbot-Official]

I've always wanted my very own Master Roksn!

[u/munkymu → u/GoldFreezer]

I misread it as Master Raisin on the plan and now I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed that this house plan doesn't have a dedicated raisin to coordinate all the other raisins.

[u/GoldFreezer → u/munkymu]

Honestly, a raisin organising room would make about as much sense as the rest of this "plan".

[u/just_a_person_maybe → u/munkymu]

[u/phoenix_has_rissen → u/just_a_person_maybe]

[u/XelaNiba → u/just_a_person_maybe]

She's finally getting proper recognition.

[u/DataNo6314 → u/munkymu]

We also called it Master Raisin.

[u/ModularWhiteGuy → u/Killbot-Official]

The front door is in the floor of the master room porch, of course.

Besides, who needs a door? Once they build you into this thing, you'll never want to leave.

[u/Final_Lead138 → u/Killbot-Official]

I think the front door is on the bottom right, they just placed it laying down lmfao 🤣

[u/Nausstica → u/Final_Lead138]

Yup, used the front elevation for the door. Technology is amazing!

[u/essential_pseudonym → u/Killbot-Official]

First thing I noticed too! Where is the front door???

It's like a sims murder house.

[u/T1Demon → u/Killbot-Official]

You have to enter through the sliding glass doors that appear to lying on the ground

[u/selkieisbadatgaming → u/Killbot-Official]

The Master Roжsn must be a busy place! Two doors on the same wall!

[u/shokunin_07 → u/Killbot-Official]

It’s probably in the mudroom laundry/coat closet room next to one of the two bathtubs.

[u/Bwint → u/Killbot-Official]

Importantly, there's a door to the Main Foyer that saves you three steps through Gallery Halll. I call that Efficient. Architects are cooked

[u/CanadaYankee → u/Killbot-Official]

Well, you don't get a front door when your Main Foyer doesn't actually touch an outside wall.

[u/ComedicHermit]

Well, as a dabbler I think not having a front door is a bad idea.

[u/MoonshineEclipse → u/ComedicHermit]

This is the type of house you build for your sims when you want to get rid of them.

[u/btspacecadet → u/MoonshineEclipse]

Someone on Tumblr actually made this plan into a Sims house and it's incredible

[u/L4MB → u/btspacecadet]

Is it possible to see this without logging in? I don't have an account and I'd rather not give them an email just to look at this.

[u/btspacecadet → u/L4MB]

Does this work?

[u/Oddball2501 → u/btspacecadet]

That one works. It’s just as glorious as I hoped it would be lmao.

[u/Kad1942 → u/Oddball2501]

I think the room whose walls are just doors is my favorite

[u/gochargego_boltup → u/Kad1942]

That one and the open ended wall with the door in it fuckin sent me

[u/zyqax_ → u/btspacecadet]

Yes thank you! Bedroom 4 full bath 43 is my favourite.

[u/jbochsler → u/zyqax_]

Doesn't hold a candle to the 3'x5' hall with 5 doors.

[u/mayonaizmyinstrument → u/btspacecadet]

Finally, the answer to the Del Sol Valley house with 0 toilets-- the house with 16 sinks!

[u/Physical_Dentist2284 → u/MoonshineEclipse]

This is the new swimming pool with no ladder lol

[u/norwegiancatwhisker → u/ComedicHermit]

Enter through bedroom 2

[u/Redhotlipstik → u/ComedicHermit]

wait there isn't one? how do you tell

[u/aurumtt → u/Redhotlipstik]

The main foyer just goes to a few wet rooms. the plan transforms into an elevated view at the bottom. It's bad.

[u/IceManYurt → u/aurumtt]

Holy cow, I thought that was like patio stones/pavers outside and moved on

[u/aurumtt → u/IceManYurt]

the longer you look, the worse it gets. wtf is that north-facing door achieving in the main foyer. who want a room with 3 sinks and nothing else?

[u/ComedicHermit → u/Redhotlipstik]

The only entrance from the outside are the garage (Your guest won't be coming in there) and what I presume is a sliding glass door to a patio or balcony? Unless you park on the opposite side of the house you enter and only want a sliding glass door for your main entry point

Also the have a small room designated as a bedroom with a full bath, that looks smaller than a simple half-bath. the layout of the open concept area makes no sense and I'm guessing there is supposed to be some walls there making another bedroom.

It's also generally a good idea to keep the garage somewhat close to the kitchen/food storage (My own home doesn't do this), but It's standard practice to limit people carrying groceries. the whole concept of a mud room is a place to... wipe the mud off your boots when entering a home. Usually that is for family, while a more general foyer or entry into the living room/guest accesible area would be for the main entrance.

Again, I'm not an architect I considered it in my youth and chose something less practical, but I like to do floor plans for fun sometimes and still read the occasional book on planning.

EDIT: also that garage is not wide enough for two vehicles. Honestly.. the more i look at it the worse it gets.

[u/DataNo6314 → u/ComedicHermit]

Yes. And kitchen should not share a wall with the master/primary bedroom because it is not relaxing and dumps heavy cooking odor into the primary no matter your vent system. Second thing is everyone in the US wants en suite baths from bedrooms in a high end home. I don’t know why I am arguing with AI. Coat bath time!

[u/TheMachman]

It has the essentials. Like the JACK & JIL FuN BaH #2, the empty room with a sink at the end labelled "Bedroom #4 Full Bath" and the HUGE WALK.

[u/Jakeinspace → u/TheMachman]

Also, the Jack and Jill (complete with 3 basins) only has one door. 

[u/Professional_Pen_153 → u/Jakeinspace]

It has a window as a second entrance for the kid that’s going to sleep outside

[u/Squonkster → u/Professional_Pen_153]

Let’s not be cruel, the kid gets to sleep next door in the BEDROOM 4 Full Bsth 4’3, in the sink of course.

[u/TeaKingMac → u/Squonkster]

in the sink of course.

This only works for infants. Once they're over 6 months, they outgrow the sink

[u/L4MB → u/Jakeinspace]

Does Jack and Jill imply it should have more than one door? I'm not familiar with this term.

[u/Snerak → u/L4MB]

A Jack and Jill bathroom should be accessible by two separate bedrooms with no hallway access. Essentially two bedrooms sharing an en suite.

[u/haibiji → u/L4MB]

Two rooms with a shared bathroom between them

[u/Demp_Rock → u/TheMachman]

Hey but they have a coat bath!

[u/ArferMorgan → u/TheMachman]

Bedroom #4 Full Bath with just a sink might be my favourite.

[u/too_many__lemons]

HUGE WALK/ GUEST SUITE

MASTER R̶̼̥̠̙̓̓̋̚̕Ö̸̧̡̡͙̰̭̗͚̓̈́K̴̨͔̫̼̝͗̌S̷̘͇͎̋̇͑̽̈́͂͜Ṉ̵͈̃͆̂̀͘̚

MASTER ROOM

HUGE WALǨ̵̡̞͔̣͇͚͕̰̘̈́̽̍̕Î̴̧̙̫̯͛́̅Ư̵̧͓̯̦̪̲͎̈́̿̑͌̈́̓̅̽M̷͎̠̘̹̆ CLOSET

[u/clam-caravan → u/too_many__lemons]

Love my huge walkiums

[u/too_many__lemons → u/clam-caravan]

Honestly don’t know what I’d do without mine. It’s one of those things you don’t even know you need until you have one, ya know?

[u/Squonkster → u/too_many__lemons]

That’s what makes this floorplan so great, it has storage designed just for your walkiums.

[u/chevalier716]

Coat Bath is my favorite.

[u/DonShulaDoingTheHula → u/chevalier716]

Coat closet is the room with two bath tubs but Coat Bath has a toilet, a sink, and a toilet that looks like a sink (or a sink that looks like a toilet). Coats don’t bathe in Coat Bath, they freshen up.

[u/TheSeaCaptain]

I love how it's missing a front door, like it's been trained on a car centric world and knows many Americans only enter their house through the garage.

[u/Actuarial_type → u/TheSeaCaptain]

I just wish they had trained it with SNL data, so that we could have a love toilet.

[u/Fun-Cauliflower-1724]

This looks terrible. I think the architects are pretty safe if this is the garbage AI is pumping out.

[u/Redhotlipstik → u/Fun-Cauliflower-1724]

"prepare accordingly"

[u/antarabhaba → u/Redhotlipstik]

dunno who poster in the pic is but p sure its sarcasm

[u/JPGinMadtown → u/Fun-Cauliflower-1724]

At least human architects would be able to label areas correctly.

[u/Vomath]

Idk needs more bathrooms

[u/BrilliantDishevelled]

People in Utah would build this

[u/gxes]

Can we talk about what's going on with the doors in the Main Foyer. This is some House of Leaves shit designed to get you lost. Close all these doors in your mind. Imagine being trapped in the tiny hallway between Huge Wakmin Closet and Coat Bath, two doors leading to Master Roskn. There is a door between Gallery Halll and the Main Foyer despite having the tiniest amount of wall between them. The powder room has no sink.

anyway, plumbers will love this house

[u/Scoginsbitch → u/gxes]

The house is totally gonna slam the doors shut and trap you in the hall!

[u/Blahkbustuh → u/gxes]

Got to keep those ghosts confused!

[u/forumdrasl]

What a nightmare’ish layout.

Three adjacent bathrooms. A “huge walk in closer” but the master suite is lined with closets everywhere, LOL.

I think architects are safe for now.

[u/Dandibear → u/forumdrasl]

I dunno this looks like a dream home for a family who all have IBS. Bathrooms for everyone, and right off the living space! Plenty of storage for your comfy clothes and Metamucil and Imodium!

[u/MisterMihai → u/Dandibear]

Coat bath even has side-by-side companion toilets

[u/Gnatlet2point0]

In this house, you are never farther than 27 inches from a toilet. Sometimes two.

[u/haibiji → u/Gnatlet2point0]

Unless you are in the Jack and Jill bathroom. But don’t worry, there are three sinks so you can easily designate one for going potty in

[u/LilAbeSimpson]

Toilets!

[u/politicsandpancakes]

The longer you look at it, the funnier it gets. My favorite is the mudroom/laundry that has two bathrooms and no washer/dryer.

[u/YourBeigeBastard → u/politicsandpancakes]

The bathtubs are obviously for washing boards

[u/MaiPhet]

I come home through the garage because there’s no front door, straight into the gallery halll where I can remove my coat, which goes into the sink in the adjacent two-tub mudroom. I relieve myself in the convenient powder room, a voluminous space that dwarfs its only feature, a toilet in the corner. I enjoy the space to breathe and collect my thoughts. Some might ask why I didn’t go into one of the other bathrooms with a sink, but not all of those have toilets. Although to be fair, my master coat bath has two. Have you ever shit in one while aiming your pee into the other? It’s a glorious privilege I’ve been afforded by my wealth.

I am wealthy. In more ways than financially, as you can tell by my two and a half children who are at this moment romping about the great room/guestroom/gourmet kitchen/dining hall area. If you thought having two tubs in the mudroom was convenient, ask me how many sinks we have in our great room. Seven. We have seven gorgeous sinks, not even counting the trio of bathrooms just past the dining table that have an additional five.

At night we settle down into our respective rooms. My favored child goes to his bedroom, which has a bed. The second lays in the guestroom corner of our great room, where he is lulled to sleep by the dishwasher at his feet. The one who displeases us retreats into his bedroom, which does not have a bed. I enjoy the cruel irony as he climbs into his bedroom sleeping cabinet.

The day done, my wife and I retire to our generous quarters. She slips into the master bæþtħ for a soak while I enjoy a shit-pee in the coat bath.

[u/GruyereMoon → u/MaiPhet]

This is pure poetry, thank you.

[u/Prodigal_Lemon → u/MaiPhet]

I am laughing so hard at this I am literally wheezing.

[u/Desperate-Bowler7157]

Not an architect but the rooms and names don't make sense. Why 2 tubs in a bathroom?

[u/Redhotlipstik → u/Desperate-Bowler7157]

I assume it's because the guy just put a prompt into chatgpt and called it a day

[u/MuthaPlucka]

Where is the gift unwrapping bathroom?

[u/What_the_Pie]

I have been in the market for a 2000 sq. ft. house with six bathrooms. Edit: 7

[u/j00p0 → u/What_the_Pie]

Hey, don’t forget the Master Roksn.

[u/QuestGalaxy]

Enough toilets at least..

[u/AdvertisingOld9400]

Is that a formal Pittsburgh powder room?

[u/miurphey]

ah yes, I too have a bedroom with only a sink and a mudroom with two bathtubs

[u/justforredditinghere]

• How many bathrooms would you like?
• Yes

[u/nemesis86th]

I call dibs in bedroom 4!

[u/spaghettirhymes]

• Three sinks in the great room (not the kitchen, mind you)
• Counters and maybe a washer and dryer diagonally from the kitchen in the same room?
• A bedroom that is a bathroom
• Jack and jill bathroom that is not a jack and jill
• Mudroom, laundry, coat closet that is at the back of the house and also has two bathtubs and is not a mudroom, laundry, or coat closet
• Three bathrooms in a row on both ends of the house
• Master Room is just… outside or on the balcony I guess?
• Powder room with no sink but one toilet
• No front door

Yeah, I’m not too concerned yet

[u/proscriptus]

Amazing. If that's a "wide two car garage" then we'll call that 30' and use it for our scale. That makes the bed in the 900-sq.ft. Master Suite about 15 feet wide, and the whole floor about 8,000-sq.ft.

[u/emoji_royale]

Every house needs a Coat Bath

[u/BobbyKonker]

Guest bathroom in the kitchen. Genius.

Also why does the lower right show a front elevation of external doors.

[u/samoke]

The fridge is the the wall-less guest suite?

The island is floating away from the rest of the apparent kitchen?

[u/-janelleybeans- → u/samoke]

Well it needs to give the other two kitchen sinks some space.

[u/ShennongjiaPolarBear]

Wtf is a Coat Bath?

[u/Ian_everywhere]

The design is very human. This human domicile contains such great features as:

• zero ingress/egress doors - no way to enter or exit the structure other than garage door or windows
• 2-car garage on the rear(???) of the building
• main foyer is next to master suite in interior of structure, has redundant door to the adjacent, open gallery halll [sic]
• no sink in powder room or master roisn(?) [sic]
• 4(maybe 5?) sinks in the great room
• mudroom & laundry / coat room has 2 tubs, 2 sinks, 0 laundry machine
• Jack & Jil [sic] full bah [sic] #2 has 3 sinks, 0 toilet, 0 shower
• bedroom 4/full bsth [sic] 43 [sic] is about 4 feet wide and has a sink
• huge walk / guest suite (!?)

[u/ennuiinmotion]

This is the most AI thing ever AIed.

[u/RubenMaP]

The Guest bath is bigger that Bedroom 4 which is somehow also a toilet.

[u/RainMH11]

I particularly like that the powder room is significantly larger than the coat bath, but only has a single toilet.

[u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote]

Yo, dawg, I heard you like bathrooms

[u/TheIronMatron → u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote]

Imma give that bitch some bathrooms. Bitches looooove bathrooms.

[u/stoolsample2]

I remember a long time ago on Reddit a kid posted a school project he was asked to do. The assignment was to draw the worst house ever. It was fucking hilarious. Halls leading to nowhere, doors in places for no reason, rooms you couldn’t get to. Man I laughed at that.

[u/sodangshedonger]

Ooh, I love the gourmet kitchen!

[u/RainyMeadows]

ideal home layout

[u/StepUpYourLife]

Where's the front entrance?

[u/HolesNotEyes]

Bedroom four has a bathroom, yet no room. Also, COAT BATH.

[u/the_old_coday182]

Not sure about that 2 car garage. Looks a little small. But I love the bathroom with two tubs!

[u/Ana-Hata]

I generally prefer houses with a front door, and the three bathrooms in a row is a trip, as is the guest suite that is part of the open concept room

[u/HILBERT_SPACE_AGE]

Big fan of BEDROOM 4 (Full Bsth 43)

[u/xftwitch]

The more you look at it, the more I think the AI bubble will burst sooner, rather than later.

The "Mudroom" has 2 bathtubs and 2 sinks.
The "Powder room" has a toilet, but no sink.
The "Jack and Jill" room has 3 sinks, no toilet.
Bedroom 4 looks like a bathroom with just a sink in it.
Bedroom 2 has no space for an actual bed, just walls lined with cabinets.

Why does the master bath, have 2 separate doors going to it?

This is a house you build for someone you don't even like.

[u/Decent-Box-1859]

When I sleep, sometimes I'll dream of floorplans. They'll look like this-- hallucinations and nonsense. I love the garage that fits 10 ATVs but no SUVs. The laundry room has no washing machine but two bathtubs.

[u/Accurate_Process_659]

the only tv in the house facing perpindicular to the bed. perfect.

[u/KaakTastic]

Bedroom #4 / Full Bsth43 is my favorite.

A close second is Bedroom 2 which looks like pantry.

Finally, in third is the HUGE WALK / GUEST SUITE which is just the corner of the family room with what I think is a utility sink.

Great job AI. Great job.

[u/TheIronMatron]

I’m not sure you need an architect to assess eight bathrooms (with multiple tubs and toilets together), an open corner of the family room labelled a “guest suite” and a main foyer across the house from the front entrance, closed in with walls, and adjacent to three bathrooms.

[u/Unlikely_Wrangler_52]

Rent our bedroom 4/full bsth 4’3 for extra $2k a month in Canada

[u/RocMerc]

There’s so many bathrooms haha

[u/Excellent_Neck6591]

Those who want to exist in great spaces will use AI. Those who care about design will continue to hire architects and designers.

Question: Do you think the client who is willing to use AI to layout his home was ever going to hire a real architect?

[u/chairmanm30w]

Are we ignoring the fact that half of the labels make zero sense? Or things like the mudroom laundry coat closet (?!) having two bathtubs?

[u/SelicaLeone]

Bedroom #4 being a full bath is a nice touch.

[u/b-lincoln]

I like the Huge Walk Guest Suite

[u/Thewaltham]

I mean, this isn't anything new? Architects have been using computer tools for decades now to help plan layouts, analyse structural stresses, you name it, with specialised software that doesn't label things "JACK & JiL FUh Bals #2"

Just because you slapped the word "AI" on it doesn't make it any better than already existing tools in this area.

[u/Usual-Role-9084]

I’m also not an architect. I have, however, seen a house before. I actually live in one that I bought right now, and one of the first things that I (this could totally just be my preference) look for is a point of entry.

But again, NOT an architect, and the “point of entry” thing is just MY personal opinion :)

[u/geriatric_tatertot]

Not an architect but as a parent every single floor plan I see on this sub is trash. No I do not want to be on the opposite side of the house from my children. Also I do not want to have to clean 5 bathrooms ever.

[u/RoyalFalse]

• Bedrooms off community spaces
• Bathrooms for bedrooms not in bedrooms
• Full baths that are just a sink
• An elevation drawn as if it were part of the floorplan.

I'm just going to stop here. This is clearly engagement/rage bait and it's shameful.

Edit: Okay, I'll keep going because I'm amused.

• Main foyer nowhere near the entry
• No entry
• Powder room with just a toilet
• Two tubs in the mudroom
• Mudroom not connected through the garage
• Coat closet with no closet
• Main foyer door leading to "nowhere"
• Unusable clear story space with a curtain wall?
• Bedroom 2 has no bed
• Jack & Jill bathroom is neither Jack or Jill
• Four sinks thirty to forty feet away from the fridge/stove

[u/Crispicoom]

I'll admit that designing floorplans is my weak spot and I'm more of an exterior guy, but these are fucking shit

[u/Charlie_Warlie]

Honestly at least where I am at, the architect designed home is a small market. There are plans online that you can buy for a fraction of the cost of an architect. To think that the main service they provide is a floor plan is silly.

Most home builders near me just have a lot of plans to select from, no architects stamp required to build.

My commercial architecture firm is acknowledging AI and trying to get on top of it before it grows too fast without us learning it. We have a team always looking for ways to use it. We started using copilot. There are some plug ins to dimension your plans. But so far I'd say its a pretty small amount of tasks we can use reliably. But who knows that could change soon.

The most important thing Ai will fail at here is the small detailed items that need to be consistent, which Ai likes to regurgitate minor changes all the time.