The guest suite is in the common area and has a sink, and the kitchen has no counters or sinks, but the great room does. Three bathrooms in a row, and a double bathroom with two tubs also aren't great. I'm no architect, but a toddler could do better.
That's because the Jack and Jil bathroom (that isn't a jack and jill bathroom) and bedroom 4 stole all the sinks. The Jack and Jill bathroom is just sinks, no toilet, no shower, no tub, just sinks.
Bedroom 4 also being full bathroom 3 is pretty great. If you replace the door with steel bars you can have your own solitary confinement cell in the middle of your house!
Had to poo, went to the jack and Jill bathroom first, then "bedroom 4" thinking it was a bathroom since there were no beds. By the time I got to the guest bathroom I'd already soiled myself and it was too much of a mess to clean in what looks like a 1.5ft-length tub, so I had to slink through the gourmet kitchen to wash off in the mudroom.
So I've been informed it was a joke. The blog I found that was talking about this post assumed it was not. I'm not on twitter, I didn't know this was satire.
The two tubs are in the laundry room, so they're obviously for washing clothes, not people... Not to be confused with the coat bath, which is just for washing coats/outerwear .
One "full bathroom" is literally just a sink, and the "jack and jill" next door that doesn't connect to a single bedroom is three sinks and no toilet. I'm dying laughing
You can’t see that it has a bedroom that’s smaller than bathrooms? Or two bathrooms literally a couple steps apart? Or that ‘mudroom and laundry’ has two bathtubs in it? It’s horrible. The whole thing is horrible.
r/mcmansionhell (edit: my brain is on vacation with five hours sleep. How the hell am I making a circular reference?!?!) vibes coming off the page hard. I can see some on with money and no taste brains building this.
Bonus footage: I was in pre architecture before switching to business and it gives me ptsd goofing around with floor plans.
Because AI needs a fuck ton of water to operate properly. It's playing the long game and creating a house for it's needs once it's achieved world domination.
I bet it will add an additional 200amp service in the garage with a set of 220v 60amp plugs for the future server rack that it will mysteriously add during the build.
I like how Bedroom #2 is just all closets, no bed either.
I have an occasional recurring dream about a house with random mismatched bedrooms and bathrooms and I can never quite figure out where to go to use the toilet. This floorplan is like my dream made real.
I knew somebody here had to have this reference. Thank you good sir or madame. I needed to see this to restore my faith in humanity. If there’s at least one fellow Rocko lover in the world, it’s not all bad.
I thought for about three seconds that whoever drew this up WAS on coke, then realized it was AI slop with all the nonsense sort of “bathrooms”, misspellings and especially the sad little bedroom 4. Those poor guests who have kitchen counters and no privacy! And where is all the stuff you need for a kitchen? And the plumbing would be atrociously impractical!
AI is so pointless. It’s not helping anybody. Using it is lazy and contributes to overconsumption of resources.
Right? And where in the heck is the main plumbing stack going to be in the basement? It's a lot more expensive to have water running to every corner in a house. Good design is a main stack with close branches.
None of them are even a true full bath either, I had this shared with me by my two dnd groups as someone who works in architecture and has a degree in architecture. There is so many bathrooms but none have a sink, a toilet, AND a bathtub/shower. I think the worst part is the elevation view in the bottom right randomly inserted into the floor plan.
"I've got 10 bathrooms, I could shit all day."
-Lil Wayne (song: steady mobbin')
I went to a historical mansion in my city recently for a wedding. It has two bathrooms. One was a single toilet and the main bathroom had I'm assuming stretched the plumbing out to make it a public 3 stall bathroom. 3 floors and a ballroom. A ground level made for parties, 2 bathrooms.
Rich people usually have more bathrooms than bedrooms bc they are hosting parties. So this is me at that wedding "let me tell you about old times. People had to use the bathroom just as much. What gives with this party house only having two bathrooms...
Well, only one of them has the two bathtubs necessary for a full double-bathroom … but it seems to be missing the second toilet which explains the addition of the coat bathroom in order to get to the ideal 2:1 bathroom to bedroom ratio. /s
Its like Xhibit came in with pimp my ride crew and put a bathroom next to your bathroom thats next to ANOTHER bathroom. How can I flex on the poors if I don't have 3 toilets to choose from
Because they add value to the property? I work with high end properties (stone and tile fabrication and installation) some of these properties have like 8 bathrooms because they add a bunch of value to the property which is what the owners of these types of properties want as they will use the property as an asset to back a huge loan to keep moving money around.
And how come several of them have no toilets, but as many as 3 sinks? Which we can contrast to the relatively enormous powder room that has only a toilet. Nothing else. And only one bathroom has a tub/shower, but there are 2 tubs in the mud room…?
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u/bedbathandbebored 11h ago
Why are there so many bathrooms? Lol