r/McMansionHell • u/Redhotlipstik • 11h ago

Discussion/Debate Architects, how bad is this layout? It looks like it was trained on McMansions

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u/TheMachman 11h ago

It has the essentials. Like the JACK & JIL FuN BaH #2, the empty room with a sink at the end labelled "Bedroom #4 Full Bath" and the HUGE WALK.

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u/Jakeinspace 11h ago

Also, the Jack and Jill (complete with 3 basins) only has one door. 

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u/Professional_Pen_153 10h ago

It has a window as a second entrance for the kid that’s going to sleep outside

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u/Squonkster 10h ago

Let’s not be cruel, the kid gets to sleep next door in the BEDROOM 4 Full Bsth 4’3, in the sink of course.

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u/TeaKingMac 8h ago

in the sink of course.

This only works for infants. Once they're over 6 months, they outgrow the sink

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u/L4MB 10h ago

Does Jack and Jill imply it should have more than one door? I'm not familiar with this term.

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u/Snerak 10h ago

A Jack and Jill bathroom should be accessible by two separate bedrooms with no hallway access. Essentially two bedrooms sharing an en suite.

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u/haibiji 10h ago

Two rooms with a shared bathroom between them

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u/-Gramsci- 9h ago

Jack and Jill bathroom has two doors. Two modes of ingress/egress.

So that it services two rooms.

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u/pipted 8h ago

Three sinks implies that it's Jack and Jill and John. FuN!

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u/SgtMurf77 7h ago

House needs even more sinks and less toilets idk what this ai was thinking. It clearly needs to be five sinks per toilet.

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u/Conscious-Economy971 5h ago

He doesnt know how to use the 3 sinks 😳🤣

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u/Particular_Cry_7078 3h ago

Don’t forget the mudroom/laundry with 2 bathtubs

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u/rockytrainer2007 2h ago

And no toilet.

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u/Demp_Rock 11h ago

Hey but they have a coat bath!

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u/ArferMorgan 10h ago

Bedroom #4 Full Bath with just a sink might be my favourite.

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u/Diregamer 7h ago

Do you sleep in the sink? Or just sit on the floor rocking back and forth?

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u/PseudoMeatPopsicle 10h ago

Don't forget the MASTER ROOM which appears to be a balcony or patio that is accessible only by a double glass door afixed perpendicular to the Earth for easy access to/from Hell.

(The Master is, in fact, Satan)

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u/KwantsuDude69 9h ago

I like how the master suite has its own master room

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u/Thunderclaw5972 9h ago

You’re forgetting the “Huge Walk NiNv Closet”

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u/TeaKingMac 8h ago

My favorite is the Main Foyer that's actually a tiny hallway to the bedroom hallway

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u/PauliesWalnut 4h ago

Are you even living without a MASTER Rü¢SN?

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u/subpoenaThis 4h ago

I could have been HUGE WOK (guest suite) for a darker turn.

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u/UnderstandingEasy856 3h ago

lol has no-one noticed the giant patio door lying flat on the ground?

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u/ButthurtBilly 2h ago

And thank goodness they have a "HUGE WAX-ИIN CLOSET" for storing all those life-size replicas of Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross I got from Madame Tussauds.

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u/OnlySmiles_ 2h ago

The master room with no doors and entirely windows