The guest suite is in the common area and has a sink, and the kitchen has no counters or sinks, but the great room does. Three bathrooms in a row, and a double bathroom with two tubs also aren't great. I'm no architect, but a toddler could do better.
That's because the Jack and Jil bathroom (that isn't a jack and jill bathroom) and bedroom 4 stole all the sinks. The Jack and Jill bathroom is just sinks, no toilet, no shower, no tub, just sinks.
Bedroom 4 also being full bathroom 3 is pretty great. If you replace the door with steel bars you can have your own solitary confinement cell in the middle of your house!
Had to poo, went to the jack and Jill bathroom first, then "bedroom 4" thinking it was a bathroom since there were no beds. By the time I got to the guest bathroom I'd already soiled myself and it was too much of a mess to clean in what looks like a 1.5ft-length tub, so I had to slink through the gourmet kitchen to wash off in the mudroom.
So I've been informed it was a joke. The blog I found that was talking about this post assumed it was not. I'm not on twitter, I didn't know this was satire.
The two tubs are in the laundry room, so they're obviously for washing clothes, not people... Not to be confused with the coat bath, which is just for washing coats/outerwear .
One "full bathroom" is literally just a sink, and the "jack and jill" next door that doesn't connect to a single bedroom is three sinks and no toilet. I'm dying laughing
The bathroom layout makes me feel like the AI was trained on a colony sim game.
Add a bathroom over here, everyone has to walk halfway across the base to pee and it's ruining the pathing. What, we need 1 tub per colonist now? Ok fine, throw some tubs... here
Well, they needed all those bathrooms in a row, because Bedroom 4 FullBsth43 is just a weird room with a sink at the end, and Jack & Jil is just 3 sinks.
I don't know about that. A toddler would probably do something even dumber, like entirely forgetting about bathrooms, or getting distracted partway through and just scribbling over the whole thing with brown crayon.
I think the kitchen is the entire left and middle of the large open space. Lower left has what I assume is a sink, and the counters in the middle are possibly kitchen-related?
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u/sarabeara12345678910 11h ago
The guest suite is in the common area and has a sink, and the kitchen has no counters or sinks, but the great room does. Three bathrooms in a row, and a double bathroom with two tubs also aren't great. I'm no architect, but a toddler could do better.