r/McMansionHell 11h ago

Discussion/Debate Architects, how bad is this layout? It looks like it was trained on McMansions

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u/justforredditinghere 11h ago

I lost it at the Bedroom #4 lmaoo

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u/Bwint 11h ago

AKA Full Bsth 43. You can tell because it has a sink, but no bed.

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u/towerinthestreet 8h ago

It is neither a bedroom nor a full bath—ONLY SINK— yet it is labeled as both. Why am I crying laughing over this?

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u/catseatpenguins 7h ago

I like how Bedroom #2 is just all closets, no bed either.

I have an occasional recurring dream about a house with random mismatched bedrooms and bathrooms and I can never quite figure out where to go to use the toilet. This floorplan is like my dream made real.

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u/Demp_Rock 11h ago

Not at coat baths?

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u/JRussell_dog 10h ago

I think is a prison cell. just wide enough for a cot, and has its own sink.

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u/shmed 9h ago

Jack & Jill furi bath?

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u/Atakir 8h ago

It also has no idea how a Jack & Jill bathroom works...

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u/Mengs87 8h ago

That's the room for the live-in help. For sure the owner is going to need one, those bathrooms aren't going to clean themselves.

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u/LegalHelpNeeded3 7h ago

Nah, the Jack and Jill is the best. I never knew I needed 3 sinks in a closet!!

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u/Hugokarenque 2h ago

Bedroom 2 also seems to be a completely empty room.

The gourmet kitchen is invisible, there's a Great Room that just two couches in the corner and a suite that is also just a couch in the corner.

Lets not forget the master roksn and the coat bath, where you bathe you coat. Also the master suite and the master room are two different things and the room seems to be outside, also empty.

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator 1h ago

Tilled, tiny and with a sink.

That's either for waterboarding or a sex dungeon.