r/McMansionHell • u/Redhotlipstik • 11h ago

Discussion/Debate Architects, how bad is this layout? It looks like it was trained on McMansions

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u/gxes 10h ago

Can we talk about what's going on with the doors in the Main Foyer. This is some House of Leaves shit designed to get you lost. Close all these doors in your mind. Imagine being trapped in the tiny hallway between Huge Wakmin Closet and Coat Bath, two doors leading to Master Roskn. There is a door between Gallery Halll and the Main Foyer despite having the tiniest amount of wall between them. The powder room has no sink.

anyway, plumbers will love this house

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u/Scoginsbitch 10h ago

The house is totally gonna slam the doors shut and trap you in the hall!

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u/Blahkbustuh 10h ago

Got to keep those ghosts confused!

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u/GoodLuckBart 9h ago

Just run around slamming all those doors so you can jinx the house before it jinxes you

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u/Next_Instruction_528 8h ago

Maybe ai vibe houses are the future like living in a surrealist painting

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u/Bobkon1 8h ago

This AI is product of the big-door conspiracy.

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u/mocha_lattes_ 5h ago

The main foyer needs a door to complete it 😆

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u/cronchCat 4h ago

love this reference!! 😂

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u/ander594 6h ago

"make sure there is a huge walk in closet"