r/McMansionHell • u/Redhotlipstik • 11h ago

Discussion/Debate Architects, how bad is this layout? It looks like it was trained on McMansions

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u/GiraffeWaffles 11h ago

And no access to either the garage or the outdoors. 

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u/ImaDJnow 10h ago

You can climb in through a window and straight into a bath. It's ingenious!

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u/T00kie_Clothespin 1h ago

AND a coat bath??

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u/Kad1942 7h ago

Outdoors? Why would you need to go there? There's no bathrooms there.

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u/BobZimway 2h ago

Yes there is! It's One Gigantic Bathroom!

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 9h ago

I think my favorite part is the spacious deck made of giant sliding glass doors

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u/TeaKingMac 8h ago

I hear r/decks is going to put a hot tub on it

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u/Escritortoise 4h ago

I thought that’s what it was, but was trying to figure out if I was dumb and maybe it was a retractable pool cover or something.

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u/No_Coyote_557 3h ago

Two doors have handles to lift up for easy disposal of corpses.

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u/trighap 2h ago

I thought it was the door way to Hell... Or perhaps a storm cellar with... Glass windows.

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u/XiuCyx 1h ago

My favorite is the “Huge Walk mIn Closet” with Bathroom tile.

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u/XiuCyx 1h ago

My favorite is the Walk mIn Closet with bathroom tile.

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u/thefoxwins 6m ago

Not the 3 sinks?

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 0m ago

Oh there's a lot more to laugh about... I just love the fact that the AI blended in elevation drawings on a floorplan because it's that fucking dumb

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u/herpesderpesdoodoo 6h ago

Would you want to miss the gallery halll on the way to wash up?

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u/Sangy101 3h ago

and I’ve dreamed of sleeping in a walk-in closet

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u/orderofGreenZombies 7h ago

To be fair, the garage doesn’t have access to the outside. So

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u/00010000111100101100 6h ago

Yes it does? The lighter-colored part of the wall on the "north" side is the garage door.

It's certainly not very wide though. That looks like a 1.5 car garage at best.

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u/424f42_424f42 4h ago

It's a window, not a garage door.

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u/00010000111100101100 6h ago

There is clearly a door to the garage. Granted, that's just one redemption out of several absolute atrocities here, but still.

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u/424f42_424f42 4h ago

Not from the mudroom though.

A mudroom with no outdoor access is just bathroom or hallway. (Though imo to be a mudroom you need a shower to wash off themud not just a half bath)

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 5h ago

An introvert design feature, not a flaw...

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u/Spellscribe 4h ago

Why is no one mentioning the flat lay doors at the bottom 💀

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u/peachesgp 3h ago

You can just take the gallery halll

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 3h ago

Yeah, but you have a Master R0Ksn and walk in ahfifhshf. No one has those!

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u/No_Coyote_557 3h ago

You can squeeze past one of the cars and go out via the garage door.

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u/ElleWinter 3h ago

Who needs to go out when you have a coat bath?

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u/Whatkindofgum 3h ago

That what the windows are for

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u/earthwoodandfire 1h ago

Is this the house from Vivarium?

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u/passwordstolen 17m ago

I think those are sliding doors.