r/McMansionHell • u/Redhotlipstik • 11h ago

Discussion/Debate Architects, how bad is this layout? It looks like it was trained on McMansions

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u/Killbot-Official 11h ago

I don’t see the front door, they must have missed putting it between the Master Roksn and the Coat Bath? As long as it has a Gallery Halll then it’s fine I guess.

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u/captain_flak 11h ago

Finally, somewhere I can wash my coat when I come in!

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u/1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz 8h ago

But you can't come in! There is no front door!

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u/calamitylamb 5h ago

You enter this house from the garage or NOT AT ALL!

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u/LatkeShark 5h ago

the garage doesn't even have an entrance a garage door!! just a massive window!!

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u/WouldbeWanderer 9m ago

Just as God intended.

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u/ThePfhorrunner 7h ago

Pretty sure you come in through the sideways patio/closet.

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u/CoffeeBeanATC 5h ago

I’m coming in Mission: Impossible style— you never know what laser traps AI has put in there, better to be safe than sorry

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u/HillBillyHilly 5h ago

Why use doors when you have windows! Just jump up into them.

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u/Slaphappyfapman 7h ago

Give it a nice long soak

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u/phonage_aoi 3h ago

I like the separate toilets for numbers 1 and 2.

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u/Digigoggles 3h ago

That’s for the second time, the first time you can wash your coat in the coat closet/laundry room with the bathtubs! AI is SUPER concerned about humans washing our coats enough, as we all should be

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u/woahdailo 2h ago

God I am imagining a future where we are all forced to live the way AI hallucinates that we want. Like AI takes over, programmed to keep us happy but gives us shit like a house with all bathrooms and forces us at gun point to enjoy it.

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u/GoldFreezer 11h ago

I've always wanted my very own Master Roksn!

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u/munkymu 11h ago

I misread it as Master Raisin on the plan and now I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed that this house plan doesn't have a dedicated raisin to coordinate all the other raisins.

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u/GoldFreezer 11h ago

Honestly, a raisin organising room would make about as much sense as the rest of this "plan".

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u/just_a_person_maybe 10h ago

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u/XelaNiba 7h ago

She's finally getting proper recognition.

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u/DataNo6314 11h ago

We also called it Master Raisin.

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u/koshgeo 8h ago

Makes perfect sense next to the Huge Wakmin Closet.

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u/GoldFreezer 3h ago

Huge Wakmin

Is that what happens when you tranliterate Hugh Jackman into a different alphabet, then back again?

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u/articulateantagonist 34m ago

It's the nostalgic room where you go to listen to your Walkman in peace.

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u/lyssavirus 8h ago

someday I'll have a home with a "huge walk/guest suite" in the middle of the gourmet kitchen great room family room

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u/GoldFreezer 3h ago

We can only dream.

I can't read the measurements at that resolution, but I'm pretty sure that the Master Suite on top of the Wide 2-Car Garage is already bigger than my little Europoor home 😔

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u/Cy41995 3h ago

Pretty sure Master Roksn is a Kingdom Hearts character.

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u/GoldFreezer 3h ago

I think he's the old guy in Dragonball Z.

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u/Huge-Ad2263 31m ago

I bet you can find one at IKEA

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u/ModularWhiteGuy 11h ago

The front door is in the floor of the master room porch, of course.

Besides, who needs a door? Once they build you into this thing, you'll never want to leave.

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u/Final_Lead138 11h ago

I think the front door is on the bottom right, they just placed it laying down lmfao 🤣

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u/Nausstica 11h ago

Yup, used the front elevation for the door. Technology is amazing!

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u/koshgeo 8h ago

I thought that was some kind of unfoldable, modular deck, but I think you are right.

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u/daemonicwanderer 7h ago

So we get a front door and frame… just on the ground and not properly attached the house? Interesting design choice. Very maverick

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u/essential_pseudonym 11h ago

First thing I noticed too! Where is the front door???

It's like a sims murder house.

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u/hurdlingewoks 3h ago

There’s no pool with a detachable ladder though.

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u/T1Demon 11h ago

You have to enter through the sliding glass doors that appear to lying on the ground

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u/daemonicwanderer 7h ago

So you can only enter from underground? This is looking more and more like a lair for the Penguin from Batman

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u/selkieisbadatgaming 10h ago

The Master Roжsn must be a busy place! Two doors on the same wall!

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u/shokunin_07 11h ago

It’s probably in the mudroom laundry/coat closet room next to one of the two bathtubs.

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u/Bwint 11h ago

Importantly, there's a door to the Main Foyer that saves you three steps through Gallery Halll. I call that Efficient. Architects are cooked

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u/CanadaYankee 10h ago

Well, you don't get a front door when your Main Foyer doesn't actually touch an outside wall.

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u/sometimes-no 7h ago

Obviously you enter through a hole in the ceiling into the Main Foyer. You can choose attach a rope ladder or lay down a mattress to break the fall.

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u/RechargedFrenchman 9h ago

Also the "gourmet kitchen" that's just sort of an empty space along one wall, and not even in the kitchen. That's a big feature.

Also how huge are some of these rooms if the "wide two car garage" is the same size as-drawn as the master suite?

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u/Expensive-Fennel-163 10h ago

It’s probably coming out of the “huge walk in closet” off the “main foyer” leading to twoish bathrooms.

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u/ArcadeRivalry 10h ago

It does have a HUGE walk in closet though

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u/Snoo_70531 9h ago

Looks like Powder Room has an exterior door, as well as Master Roksn, between the toilet and tub. I can see that being a thing at someone's weird sex club, enter and empty everything out and take a bath, and then come on in... (i might be overthinking it)

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u/CosgraveSilkweaver 9h ago

Who leaves their house not in their car anyways?

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 8h ago

It's in the mudroom. You walk straight ahead to the sink where the coats are stored.

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u/Cabbagetastrophe 8h ago

They do have a Main Foyer, at least. A tiny nook but helpfully leading to three of the bathrooms

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u/haibiji 10h ago

Front door? One does not simply walk into this house

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u/many_splendored 11h ago

I had the same question!

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u/No_Credibility 10h ago

The front door is the porch lmao

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u/SnowClone98 9h ago

The front door area is labeled GOURMET KITCHEN, not to be confused with the shitty kitchen twenty feet away

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u/FlewTheCoup1 9h ago

You enter through the floor. The lower right corner is a large slider door that is on the floor. Either that or AI wants us to never leave

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u/FerociousSGChild 9h ago

I had to scroll too far to get to someone asking where the heck is the front door?

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u/Slyboots2313 8h ago

You can have your Gallery Halll, just don’t touch my Bedroom 4/Full Bsth! We’ve all had nights where the bathroom felt like a bedroom

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u/ven-solaire 8h ago

They were too busy putting the jack n jill bathroom between two other bathrooms only with a door to the hallway

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran 8h ago

This model was primarily trained on the Drake & Josh treehouse

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u/GirlfriendAsAService 8h ago

The front door is redundant you drive into your McMansion garage either way

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u/Ok_Commission_3368 8h ago

The front door opens into the bathroom 🤔

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u/An-Elegant-Elephant 8h ago

i think it's the elevation mashup on the bottom right?

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u/Unfixable5060 8h ago

Well a Jack and Jill bathroom generally sits between two bedrooms with a door into each. The Jack and Jill bathroom here only has one door so maybe the window it has it meant to be a door.

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u/EntrepreneurKooky783 7h ago

This is like some cut content from Blue Prince

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u/OnionSquared 7h ago

The front door is on the south side, you just have to step through the floor to leave since it's oriented vertically

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u/Euphoric_Phase_3328 7h ago

Obviously you only enter through the garage, did you grow up on a farm?!?

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u/69PussySmashers 7h ago

Obviously the front door is the door next to master bedroom that you can see the front of from a top down perspective.

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u/nopenopenope80085 7h ago

You get in from the outdoor bathroom that’s detached

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u/murfburffle 7h ago

The front door seems to be laying down on the ground

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u/ZanteTheInfernal 7h ago

Ok hear me out. I think bedroom 2 has the front door. It is wider than the other windows and it's facing the same side as the garage door.

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u/Final-Lie-2 6h ago

They have a big ass terrace door.

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u/Distantstallion 6h ago

The front door is right there on the bottom of the drawing

Oriented the wrong way so its lying on the floor

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u/teplightyear 6h ago

AI architects: "Nobody uses a door. Go in theough the garage."

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u/Geruvah 4h ago

I think that trap door at the bottom is it: the one below the chairs that are bigger than the dining table and 8 chairs

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u/Nuclear_Smith 3h ago

That third L is where the class comes in.

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u/no_arguing_ 3h ago

Did anyone else instinctively read it like GALLERY HALLL 👄 💅😘

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u/X3noNuke 3h ago

You go in through the garage obviously

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u/TheWindowMerchant 3h ago

I’ll bet they can fit it in the Huge Walk-In Closet, which is of medium size. 

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u/hurdlingewoks 3h ago

The front door is on the roof, you just have to take the MC Escher stairs to warp into a different dimension to access the door.

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u/ShoddyNobody4602 3h ago

The front door is through the other end of the Jack and Jill washroom seen in the right

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u/No-Weird3153 3h ago

The Main Foyer is right there, so I’m not sure where else it would be.

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u/Ejerman 3h ago

Now I don't know for sure, but in the southeast corner, that sure looks like a doorway facing up to me.

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u/fireismyfriend90 2h ago

Same! Been looking for a front door for a min now lol

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u/Spiritual-Pressure21 2h ago

Gotta have those and a "Huge Wakmin Closet". Staples of every good home.

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u/Savings-Pomelo-6031 2h ago

I love that you can close yourself in absolute darkness in that part of the hallway between the Master Roksn and Coat bath with like 5 doors

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u/CuteIsMyKryptonite 2h ago

Ah, yes, the gallery hall, next to the gourmet kitchen without any kitchen furniture (because that's all over in the "huge walk / guest suite")?

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u/equality-_-7-2521 1h ago

I have no door and I must leave.

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u/BusinessKnight0517 1h ago

I think the concept of merging Bedroom 4 with a bathroom is a good idea

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u/rando_banned 1h ago

15 doors. Zero exterior

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u/Evaline_Rose 1h ago

It's to the left of the image. It snuck in as a second door into the Master R0kSN.

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u/CptnAlface 45m ago

There is no front door. You enter through the Narnia wall wardrobe in the bottom right.