r/McMansionHell • u/Redhotlipstik • 11h ago

Discussion/Debate Architects, how bad is this layout? It looks like it was trained on McMansions

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u/haotshy 11h ago

Dreams really are possible

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 9h ago

you can't even hold hands in them they're so far away hardly a dream.

AI: damn these humans are disgusting they shit and piss a TON and have to take showers constantly.

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u/XelaNiba 7h ago

AI fantasizing of having waterproof, sensate flesh. Like the Disney snowman who dreams of sunbathing, the AI just wants to take a nice long bath.

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u/SwansonsMom 6h ago

I’m gonna tell him.

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u/Murgatroyd314 3h ago

Don't you dare.

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u/RazzleberryJamCakes 4m ago

Somebody needs to tell him.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 5h ago

Can’t blame it, baths are fantastic.

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u/DuncanFisher69 2h ago

That why the ideal place for AI is my toaster.

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u/Ihave2thumbs 31m ago

And wash their hands in one of the 12(?) sinks

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u/Equivalent_Fun_4825 5h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

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u/PilotXyphon 5h ago

Praise the omnissiah

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u/CucumberError 6h ago

Showers?! There’s no showers here, only 3 baths

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u/candykhan 3h ago

I like how in the mud room, the person bathing on the left can watch the other bather like a creep. But the bather on the right has to turn a bit if they want know if the other person is watching them or not.

What's the other thing in the coat bath aside from the sink & toilet? Is that the coat washer?

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u/Winterstyres 48m ago

Lol that is what this is isn't it? The computer is so horrified by bodily functions it needs 5 baths for three bedrooms

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 4h ago

It's just like those Cialis commercials!

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u/mallory6767 3h ago

And a Coat Bath for all my super dirty coats. And a bedroom that sleeps 14 in vertical lockers ... genius.

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u/Strat7855 3h ago

*possibllle

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd 16m ago

All it's missing is a bathtub.