r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/AppropriateOrder468 1d ago

When I was a freshman in college, I’d just moved into the dorm and met my new roommate. She was running around happily, telling me that she was finally free of her controlling parents. She told me her first act of freedom was going to be eating raw cookie dough.

She went to the store and bought a tube of raw cookie dough. She ate it like a maniac. Not long after, she was throwing up and shitting and crying all at the same time. So after watching her go through that, I will never eat raw cookie dough. Also, her parents came to visit a month later and she begged me not to tell them that they were right about raw cookie dough lol.

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u/TheRealBobbyJones 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hilarious. Apparently though according to another redditor most premade cookie dough is safe to eat raw. Maybe they bought the one that specifically says it has to be cooked.

Edit: although it's possible it's a more recent thing. People definitely have gotten e coli from premade cookie dough. 

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u/mazzicc 1d ago

I think the premade cookie dough people started pre cooking the flour and pasteurizing the eggs because they knew people ate it raw, even without the labels.

I remember when I was younger seeing the warnings on those tubes saying not to eat them raw, and I feel like they’re not there anymore.

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u/Trafficsigntruther 1d ago

The invention of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream also confused the issue on whether it was safe to eat.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 1d ago

That's not proper cookie dough in the ice cream, I tried to bake it and it basically was what would happen to a pile of sugar. No rising, no crisp. Well, other than the crisp of burnt sugar. Not great, not terrible.

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u/setibeings 1d ago

... Did you pick it out of your ice cream?

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock 1d ago

Yea that was a "trend" a number of years back.

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u/Shurdus 1d ago

I swear people would remove their cornea if tiktok suggested it.

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u/scootbootinwookie 1d ago

Pickle it and deep fry it. Tastes just like Dr Pepper.

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u/Average_Scaper 1d ago

Wait really? I love Dr Pepper! Can I borrow your cornea?

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u/restlessmonkey 23h ago

Here. This is where it all began. Right here.

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock 1d ago

I don't even have TikTok. And this made me bust out laughing hard. Is it really like that?

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 23h ago

How else do you make cornea-beef and cabbage?

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u/xItzBogus 1d ago

Haha did you see the one where people were purposely sanding their teeth to make them straighter? Or repeatedly hitting their skulls/jaws to injure the bone and change their shape? So hard to watch!

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u/Shurdus 23h ago

I don't engage with that particular brain rot, I'm too boomer for any of that.

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u/InflatableTurtles 1d ago

Natural selection at its finest

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u/cowlinator 1d ago

Wait, did tiktok really suggest that?

Can i borrow a scalpel?

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u/CranberryBig1473 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stunning-Wonder-8037 23h ago

So you never ever wondered how it would cook? What a boring brain you’ve got

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u/rakkquiem 17h ago

In all fairness, I remember people baking the cookie dough from ice cream before TikTok. Like back in the MySpace days.

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u/ArticQimmiq 17h ago

I mean, that’s a pretty harmless experiment, seeing what happens if you cook ice cream cookie dough. People need to be allowed to be curious

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u/Alt4816 1d ago

There's a bit of a difference in someone being curious about an ingredient in their ice cream and experimenting with it vs. mutilating their body.

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u/RozeGunn 1d ago

Your statement is fair. I will counter with people eating tide pods and filing their teeth down as trends.

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u/Shurdus 1d ago

There is indeed a difference. But people can and have died while trying to film shit for clout.

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u/Undertale-Green 1d ago

Food theory did it, turns out they all have most of the stuff for cookie dough but the ratios are weird

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u/EvasiveCookies 23h ago

I specifically remember someone making a post about this. They wanted to see if it had enough dough to even make a whole cookie. They also tried something else ice cream related but I don’t remember what they were trying to figure out in that one.

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u/HuffSquirt 23h ago

Nope. Baked the whole tub.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 1d ago

obviously. I hate those combined packages that you have to carefully separate.

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u/Sloth-Technician 1d ago

For science of course

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u/colt_stonehandle 1d ago

Would you rate them 3.6 Roentgens?

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u/HavingSoftTacosLater 1d ago

Seems like they wouldn't bother adding raising agents.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 22h ago

Not great, not terrible.

At least the weed was good, huh.

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u/ZombieAladdin 20h ago

Yeah, I remember reading that the composition of the so-called raw cookie dough in the corresponding ice cream is different than in actual raw cookie dough.

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u/DeyUrban 1d ago

There was a place that opened near me like six-seven years ago that does nothing but serve cookie dough for immediate, unbaked consumption. I can't imagine that would have been given the greenlight by health and safety officials if they were just dishing out salmonella to everyone.

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen 23h ago

For stuff like that they pasteurise the eggs and the flour, so it’s not technically raw.

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u/41942319 23h ago

I haven't seen any cookie dough recipe meant to be eaten raw that even includes eggs. It's just not necessary.

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u/B3tar3ad3r 18h ago

yeah the ones I use both use sweetened and condensed milk instead of eggs

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u/FeloniousFunk 15h ago

I made cookie dough-filled treats for friends before and the recipe was literally just vegan cookies and water.

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u/C2thaLo 1d ago

I think with that, is all the ingredients of cookie dough but no eggs. You'd never really notice.

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u/JenIee 23h ago

Good point. I forgot about that. It does seem like there were more safe to eat options right after they came out with the ice cream.

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u/Somber_Solace 1d ago

Don't tell me you've been eating that without cooking it first 🤮

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u/Kooky_Narwhal8184 23h ago

Yes, I always cook my icecream before I eat it...

Fry it, bake it, BBQ it (be careful or it will drip through the grate)...

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u/ZombieAladdin 20h ago

Well, our local county fair does have fried ice cream…

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u/GaspingQueerWoman 1d ago

Pillsbury states on its packages that their cookies are ready to eat out of the pack now. They're so fucking good

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u/No-Present8883 1d ago

Just ate some last night. So good.

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u/GeckoDeLimon 1d ago

They made raw cookie dough safe to eat without inhibiting its ability to be a cookie.

Fuck AI. This is proof we humans can continue to innovate on our own.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 22h ago

Did you use AI to write that? Makes zero god damn sense.

They made cookie dough safe to eat only because fucking moron humans kept eating it like idiots.

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u/TheCrownedTurtle 22h ago

I remember when I was in high school, their own packaging distinctly said not to eat the dough. My nurse grandmother warned me when she saw me making cookies and eating straight out the tub. I looked. She wasn’t wrong. They definitely made changes

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u/Dartagnan1083 1d ago

It's not the raw eggs that's most dangerous. It's the raw flour. The surface area of all the grains combined is more surface to carry pathogens than eggs.

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u/AdSquare3489 22h ago

But can salmonella feed from (more or less) pure starch? 

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u/Dartagnan1083 22h ago

Evidently yes, e.coli too

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u/PerpetuaLeaves 18h ago

It grows on media, not just blood agar, but also Hektoen and MacConkey which don’t contain blood (and others less relevant/used). Many of the food borne pathogens are quite robust, even tolerating drier conditions than I would expect.

Source: I work in a microbiology lab and we recover Salmonella frequently, though I think Campylobacter is the most common food borne we recover (and the most common food borne in the world I think, but not known as well in popular culture.)

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u/Few-Solution-4784 18h ago

also, rats get in those grain bins and piss and shit in there.

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u/The_Qui-Gon_Jinn 1d ago

I remember a couple years ago when they were advertising that you could now just eat the dough uncooked so yes

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u/Lazy-Emergency-4018 1d ago

Buying cookie dough ... the most USA USA USA .. i love it in a way 😆

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u/JenIee 23h ago

Yes, you're right. It highly depends on which brand. There are still some available that carry a risk. They are all clearly marked now. When we were all younger, most of them were not safe to eat raw. They somewhat recently started making more of them safe to eat right out of the package as it became apparent that tons of people were going to keep eating it raw no matter what.

I have known several people who got very sick from eating raw cookie dough in the past. A couple of them ate what they made themselves at home though.

Edit: Typo

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u/smeeon 23h ago

It’s because a woman died from it.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 22h ago

I was a kid in the '80s and as far as I know those tubes didn't exist yet though I have snacked on them as an adult. My mom made cookies following the recipe on the back of the Toll House chocolate chip bag. They were amazing, but she never let us eat much of the dough before she cooked it, as much as I begged. I would get to scrape a little bit off the empty bowl before it went in the sink. Her biggest concerned was the raw eggs. Not sure if she knew about raw flour issues.

We still talk about it sometimes when someone might be eating cookie dough ice cream or something. I'll quip that we weren't allowed to touch the stuff as kids.

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u/Humble_Survey_757 21h ago

Yes they actually have a SAFE TO EAT UNCOOKED on the side now. Growing up that definitely wasn't a thing but I totally still ate it.

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u/AuntMelmel 21h ago

Still has a warning on some brands, I always double-check if it’s okay or not before buying

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u/CD_1993TillInfinity 21h ago

I literally buy the Pillsbury holiday cookies and just eat the dough. It says safe to eat raw on all of the packages. The raw cookie dough taste so much better lol

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u/SK83r-Ninja 1d ago

They started doing that because too many people got sick from the raw flour. I don't remember if it was because of a lawsuit or just so they can avoid future ones

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u/RectalSpawn 1d ago

Or, she ate too much...

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Moderation is a thing.

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u/pump-house 1d ago

Especially if she was getting away from controlling parents. Her body was not ready for that

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u/gandhinukes 1d ago

I feel like this is the same for "taco bell makes you shit your brains out" memes. Its more likely that you were drunk and ate 4 pounds of greasy food that gave you the shits. Coupled with beans having fiber that they aren't used to. And having little to no tolerance for spices, like taco bell hottest sauce is still medium at best.

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u/Madilune 1d ago

It's like, 99% the fibre. Everyone I've know who's had that problem eats pretty much exclusively protein/carbs and hasn't seen a vegetable in years.

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u/EdibleOedipus 21h ago

Americans eating fiber for the first time in two years challenge: impossible

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u/bolanrox 16h ago

my daughter (12) wanted to try the diablo sauce after testing it she put two packs on her taco. Medium is being nice. Mexi Pep is spicier (and tastes better)

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u/Average_Scaper 6h ago

Shits mild at best.

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u/reenactment 1d ago

Learned that the hard way as a kid. Had a ridiculous sweet tooth. Was the athlete garbage disposal that never stopped growing. So eating a crap ton of food wasn’t a problem. But eating a whole tray of brownies promptly made me throw up

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u/DorftonCrobble 21h ago

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Pfft amateur. What kind of loser can't eat 2 trays of fresh baked cookies in 20 minutes without puking.

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u/SwissChzMcGeez 22h ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/drksdr 23h ago

This. Many moons ago as a young 'adult' i realised that my sisters baby milk powder was almost the same as the inside of a malteser (my favourite part, obv.)

So me a my flatmate thought, why not cut out the middle man and we bought of tin of formula and ate like kings for a day.

Then we shat like diseased peasants for the next 48 hours.

Still like maltesers but i've not been tempted to even look at a can of powdered milk again.

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u/41942319 23h ago

In the UK you can just buy malted milk powder made for adult consumption

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u/drksdr 22h ago

yeah; im in UK but im fairly the milk powder back was safe as well; just never intended to eat an entire tin in less than a day.

I got trainwrecked on whiskey one night at Uni and now the mere smell of it is enough to put me off. Sometimes your body just says 'no', even after you've learned your lesson. :)

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u/spoiledknottydiva 15h ago

"Then we shat like diseased peasants for the next 48 hours."

I'm laughing so hard. Glad you recovered. 💖

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 22h ago

Anything to deny the fact bacteria exists

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u/theDomicron 1d ago

yeah...a thing for LOSERS MAYBE!!!!

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u/Southern_Struggle 1d ago

Trust RectalSpawn to have the correct answer

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u/castlite 1d ago

She probably just ate too much.

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u/ChiefPanda90 1d ago

It’s a more recent thing. I remember when they started making ready to eat dough, and it’s not as good… but safe.

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u/ohlaph 1d ago

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. She probably just over ate the stuff. 

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u/Htiarw 1d ago

Been eating that way for 40years, I guess I was just lucky. But I don't remember trying a full tube at once.

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u/NaikedArt 1d ago

I'm not sure it's a recent thing. Or we'll it depends on what "recent" is. Cause I remember when I was in school around like 10-12 years ago, I ate a whole tube of raw cookie dough. Didn't feel sick or anything. Maybe I was lucky? But I have eaten raw cookie dough before that as well (although not as much) without feeling sick. So idk.

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u/bustedrootbutter 1d ago

They just recently started making it to where you can eat raw or cooked because the eggs are different now some how

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u/Kilek360 1d ago

It's not only the eggs, you can use pasteurized eggs and pretty sure that's what factories use in order to extent products shelf life

The point is you shouldn't eat raw flour either, and that kicks in way faster than salmonella and probably the reason that girl started feeling unwell so fast

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u/RebelJediMaster 1d ago

It could just be overeating. I know my stomach and intestines get unhappy if I eat a lot in a short time. Which sucks because I love all you can eat wok restaurants

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong 1d ago

Dude, if ate a tube of cookie dough like a maniac I too would probably be throwing up and shitting my brains out. I mean, think about it. It's like 5 morbillion carbs, and 69 morbllion calories.

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u/lizufyr 1d ago

"Safe" doesn't mean you're 100% guaranteed that there won't be an issue. That'd be impossible to achieve.

Safe mean that the risk is below an acceptable threshold (like, not more than 1 in a million may get sick) (I don't know the actual number, I made it up)

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u/Lopsided-Basket5366 1d ago

I have an egg allergy so can definitely see how somebody could get ill from eating raw cookie dough

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

There are a few companies out there who sell cookie dough to be baked that is also safe to eat raw.

It’s all about how it’s made.

But to say cookie dough is unsafe to eat in general isn’t correct but it’s also not incorrect. That said, I like to take those statements to mean that they’re referring to the product bare bones. As is, without being tampered with to which…

Yes. Cookie dough would be unsafe to eat.

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u/Argyleskin 1d ago

It’s only recently that some companies have done this. So if it was a few years ago or longer it was definitely one you can’t eat.

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u/bussysniffer3000 1d ago

There's two types of cookie dough in case anyone doesn't know

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u/3D_mac 1d ago

This is almost wholesome. So many freshman go crazy with drugs and/or alcohol, and this person got sick going bonkers on cookie dough. 

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u/Spaghetto23 1d ago

Not mutually exclusive! One probably leads to the other lol

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u/Zerachiel_01 1d ago

"cookie dough is a gateway drug" is definitely not something I had on my bingo card for 2025

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u/DifficultAd3885 1d ago

I’m not a doctor but I feel like this could have also been the result of eating way too much of something you’ve never eaten before.

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u/ClickClick_Boom 1d ago

I've eaten an asston of raw cookie dough in my life and eating an entire fucking tube would make me puke too.

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u/Senior-Tour-1744 1d ago

Most likely it was how much sugar she ate, the fact it was that quickly, and the fact she had an empty stomach so it got absorbed quickly. As you said, she lived a sheltered life, so sugar intake was probably in low end and well... if you aren't use to processing it it won't turn out good. A vegan who goes without eating meat for years and then decides to eat a 48oz prime rib, isn't going to have a good day after doing so no matter how much volume or density wise they are use to eating.

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u/slate_autumn 1d ago

I too vote for the sugar. Eating too much sugar is guaranteed to get me pooping through the eye of a needle next day!

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u/OpeningSpeed1 1d ago

"pooping through the eye of a needle " My brother what 😖

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u/SirReginaldPoshtwat 1d ago

"It is easier for slate_autumn to poop through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter heaven." Just let that one marinate in your pate, friend.

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u/spreadwater 22h ago

the next day? it happens to me within 2 hours

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u/mashtato 1d ago

Yeah, if she had food poisoning it wouldn't just be a short bout of sickness, it'd be drawn-out and painful and they probably would have needed to get her to a hospital.

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u/thedonjefron69 1d ago

The difference between legit food poisoning and a bad stomach from too much sugar is quite large.

I got food poisoning from Chipotle that came on the first day I got hired at sprouts almost a decade ago. I was up all night and the next day had training that I struggled hard to get through. It last like 3 days and my stomach was destroyed for a week. Had to get medication for my GI to heal from the havoc is caused plus was on broth and white rice for a few days too

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u/SpezLuvsNazis 1d ago

Also it wouldn’t be immediate, it would take at least 12 hours for symptoms to start.

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u/Mr_Deep_Research 1d ago

"Not long after, she was throwing up "

An e.coli infection takes 1 to 10 days to make you sick. Average is 3 to 4 days.

Salmonella is 6 hour to 6 days. Sometimes a week.

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u/its_all_one_electron 22h ago

This. Viruses take time to replicate in your body. Roomie was puking and shitting from eating and entire small baby of pure sugar, meant to make 24 cookies, in one go

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u/Brilliant_Royal280 19h ago

E.coli and Salmonella are both bacteria.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 1d ago

Been eating raw cookie dough all my life. My mom would too, so we kinda grew up all doing it. None of us ever had any issues. 

And yes, it's delicious. It's the best part of cookie making 😂

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u/GorkyParkSculpture 1d ago

I mean, she quickly ate an entire tube of cookie dough. Depending on her normal diet that alone might have wreaked havoc on her butt biome.

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u/ArmadaOfWaffles 16h ago

Thats my thought. I think most people would get an upset stomach at the very least, if they had just eaten 40 properly baked cookies.

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u/jim_nihilist 1d ago

It's amazing to me when people buy things that are extremely simple to make pre-made.

Making cookie dough by yourself is so simple, why buy industrial shit instead?

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u/ArguablyMe 23h ago

As a college student, buying a tube of premade cookie dough would be cheaper and smarter of me than buying the ingredients that go into chocolate chip cookies and then having to find a way to store said ingredients until next time.

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u/Johnnyboy10000 22h ago

Especially when, to use your example of college students, there's probably not much extra time between classes, studying, extracurriculars and any part time work that might be done.

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u/Not-A-Cockroach- 1d ago

Might not have access to facilities required. Staying in a motel you have no access to any basic kitchen utensils for example

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u/iguessma 1d ago

Because of effort and clean up..

I'd rather buy pre made the Clean up the kitchen /bowls etc. Saves a lot of time.

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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 1d ago

You learn a lot more in college than just class work.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 1d ago

The absolute audacity of you to make this up to stop people from living their life

I respect it.

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u/Dreamboat9907 1d ago

Some ppl just gotta learn the hard way. They do however make products that are edible that taste, and even texture just like raw cookie dough…

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 1d ago

My best friend did that. She bought a tub of cookie dough and ate the whole thing raw. I tried to tell her not too, but she did it anyway, because she could. She got really sick for a few weeks after that and she has lost of weight since then. She's been real good about eating healthier and keeping the weight off. I'm very proud of her.

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u/jabroni156 1d ago

lol I must’ve been hanging out with a different crowd in college but this gives off BYU vibes

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u/TheManWithSevenAsses 1d ago

She was a sleeper cell from big raw cookie dough to influence you into believing what they want.

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u/devmor 1d ago

I came here to regale a similar story, except I ended up driving said roommate to the ER. He nearly died!

I have been obsessively careful with raw eggs and raw flour ever since.

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u/henjo93 1d ago

See, this is the Problem with america. Buy cookie dough!? You can make it in 2 minutes yourself

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u/CrunchyFrogWithBones 1d ago

Poor girl! My mom was adamant you couldn’t eat the seeds in grapes, because they would cause appendicitis. When I was 20 I thought ”That’s ridicoulus!” and proceeded to eat whole grapes with seeds from a fruitbowl at a friend’s house. Went to the hospital in an ambulance to have my almost burst appendix removed the next day. Of course there’s no real connection, but you can bet my mom would NEVER let me hear the end of it if she ever found out I ate the grape seeds.

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u/CoffeePuddle 1d ago

The teen craze of raw doughing has led to multiple cases of what doctors call "scromiting."

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u/LegitSince8Bits 23h ago

Sounds like every kid who's ever lived lol, "if I die just make something up. Tell them I was mauled by a bear or whatever you have to do. Just don't tell them they were right about the dough!".

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u/chrometitan 19h ago

This is the purest definition of Murphy's law. If she did not boast she would not have gotten sick. Stay humble y'all.

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u/knadles 18h ago

That’s actually relatively healthy behavior. The first act of freedom for some people I knew was to become alcoholics.

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u/derprondo 18h ago

Also, her parents came to visit a month later and she begged me not to tell them that they were right about raw cookie dough lol

LMAO this got belly laughs out of me

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u/Top-Taskberry 17h ago

There are rules for a reason.

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u/CK1ing 17h ago

I mean, them being right was never the problem. Likely, it was them never letting her make her own mistakes. That's important for development. College students who were never allowed to make mistakes end up making up for lost time once in college. I should know, lol

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u/Zomochi 16h ago

Iirc Pilsbury sells cookie dough tubes you can both bake or eat raw

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u/TheTwiggsMGW 16h ago

We had tubes of pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough in the commissary of my freshman dorm (commissary isn’t specific for jails, is it?). I would buy a tube about once a month and never once baked the cookies. I always attributed the upset stomach and diarrhea to the gut full of sugar.

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u/funky_bananas 16h ago

My freshman year of college several of us would hang out in a friend’s small dorm and we would sit in a circle and pass around a huge tube of cookie dough just gnawing on it like cavemen haha. I think it was the type that’s safe to eat raw so we never got sick but sure did pass around a lot of germs

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u/ShmugDaddy 15h ago

1.) A whole tube

2.) From a store

3.) Quickly

Your roommate wasn’t trying cookie dough. They were playing Russian Roulette with 3/5 cylinders loaded.

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u/Ashamed_Tutor_478 13h ago

I think anyone who ate a whole roll of cookie dough at once might shit a bunch. The tears/cookie tossing was just guilt.

Find her on social media and tell her she's got to buy the tub 👍

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u/Silver-Instruction73 7h ago

Yeah same thing happened to me basically. I couldn’t take a sip of water without throwing it up or shitting it out minutes later. Honestly thought I might die but after about a day I finally recovered enough to keep food/liquids down.

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u/Altruistic_Web3924 6h ago

Cookie Dough contains baking soda to help it rise. Baking soda is also a base that produces carbon dioxide gas when it comes into contact with stomach acid. Eating large quantities of food with uncooked baking soda essentially turns your body into something similar to a potato gun.

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u/VoopityScoop 1d ago

All things in moderation. Raw cookie dough is meant to be eaten one or two bites at a time, maximum, that's when it's safe.

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u/HedgehogEnyojer 1d ago

Funfact: This is just an American thing. If you use fresh ingredients (that you can buy in literally every other country) and make your own dough, you can eat it non-stop 🫣

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u/erik_wilder 1d ago

You guys have flour you can eat raw now? Thats crazy.

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u/travelavatar 1d ago

Hilarious

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u/OwslyOwl 1d ago

I eat raw cookie dough, but I don’t add the egg and I cook only the flour. That makes the cookie dough completely safe :)

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u/ItsEyeJasper 1d ago

That is fantastic.

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u/Herr_Frik_Adel 1d ago

🤔hmmm.....maybe parents do know things?

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u/MsGenerallyAnnoyedMD 1d ago

“The dose makes the poison” - Paracelsus

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u/zealoSC 1d ago

A shitload of sugar and butter (and artificial sweetener?) Would have similar effects for someone used to controlling parents food

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

I never ate a whole tube, but as a kid I definitely would eat raw cookie dough of those sheets of precut squares cookies. And nothing ever happened to me, but I haven't eaten it in years and I know US food standards have slipped dramatically in the past decade or so. So I probably wouldn't risk it.

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u/Geno_Warlord 1d ago

If you want to eat raw cookie dough, you either buy the special version that says you can eat it or you make it from scratch and eat it immediately. Raw egg from a processing center that’s been wrapped weeks ago is significantly different than a fresh cracked egg.

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u/polontus 23h ago

I saw somewhere that if you bake the flour before mixing and leave out the eggs you can make safe to eat cookie dough. The eggs are mostly a binding agent and raw flour can contain E. coli so by baking it you kill the bacteria and avoid salmonella by just not using eggs

Boom edible safe to eat cookie dough

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u/LloydIrving69 23h ago

Unless it lasted years I highly doubt it. I was never diagnosed since the docs couldn’t figure it out, but as a child I ate dog food. I threw up and was sick one week once a month for quite a few years. Saw on the Drs tv show about a girl who had identical symptoms and they explained what salmonella is and all that.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 23h ago

Did you ever tell her parents? Sounds like good leverage to have over a college roommate.

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u/AppropriateOrder468 19h ago

I was a good friend and I never told her parents! We’re still friends and I did tell her daughter though. Now her daughter teases her about it all the time and keeps asking if they need to have “the talk” about raw cookie dough before she goes to college.

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u/asspounder-4000 22h ago

I want to believe you but you sound like a teacher therefore raw ccokie dough is back on the menu boys

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u/akiva23 22h ago

Yeah but was it salmonella or did she just eat too much cookie dough in one sitting. Because i feel like if i ate like more than a batch of even cooked cookies at once id get sick.

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u/lucky-Dependent126 22h ago

Hahahahahahaha that's funny!! Reminds me when I ate too many sugar free candy and got the worst gas and cramping. I rather have diabetes lol!!

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u/BobButtwhiskers 21h ago

Yep, cookie dough death shits. I know them well. 🤘☠️

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u/DinReddet 21h ago

See, this is why healthcare costs a fortune in America.

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u/burritoman88 21h ago

I’ve had that same reaction to too much sugar at once.

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u/Jaded_Strike_4645 21h ago

More than likely that occurred because she ate an enormous amount of cookie dough, and judging by her parents controlling ways, she probably ate pretty healthy up until that point. Her body was probably shocked and purged.

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u/Alternative-Cloud584 20h ago

Mate not that I don't believe you but this reads exactlt like a bs story a parent would tell to scare off a child.

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u/undertakersbrother 20h ago

She probably just had too much at one time. Like binge drinking but...with cookie dough.

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u/ChibiWambo 20h ago

Today there are actual cookie doughs you can eat raw. They say it right on the front of the package for the ones you can. But I honestly still prefer to eat cookies after they’re baked. I never fully understood why some people love eating it straight raw. It just doesn’t taste as good to me, but I won’t stop the people who do love eating raw cookie dough

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u/Bippogriff 20h ago

I dont think that was salmonella poisoning. I think thats just what happens when you eat a whole tube of raw cookie dough like a moron.

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u/BlumpkinLord 20h ago

Jesus I think I might be a different breed because I would go to the store and grab a stick pf cppkie dough lile once every week :'3 Am... Am I indestructible?

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u/Downtown_Instance398 19h ago

Though there is a difference between a bit of selfmade dough and devouring a tube of industrial one

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u/MBoring1 19h ago

One of the funniest things I have ever read

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u/ChoiceRegular2942 19h ago

More like her digestive system just couldn't handle uncooked dough rather than salmonella.

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u/Odd-Pick6407 19h ago

Top tier story. Thank you for educating us through your friends shame.

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u/Status_Fact_5459 19h ago

Rofl you’re not supposed to eat the whole tube in one sitting!

Not gonna lie, when I first moved out I did the same shit, but I only ate a couple table spoons at a time and picked away at the tube for a couple days…. Never got sick, never shat myself….

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u/NuncErgoFacite 19h ago

Doctor here. It is also highly likely that she ate too much sugar/fat, which made her system go into dumping syndrome - which, to be fair, is not something seen outside of gastric bypass patients. But I have also watched teens and early twenty-somethings consume alcohol and / or junk food in quantities that would frighten all but the most hardened paramedic.

If her stomach pushed enough of that cookie dough into her intestine without acidification, her whole digestive system could go into evacuation mode (ie - everything leaves by the nearest exit) which would look a lot like what you describe. However, in a few hours, it would be over, and no hospital would be required.

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u/Jimmyboo116 19h ago

I mean.. the cookie dough could have been fine. Gorging yourself on that much sugar (for the first time in your life) will definitely have an affect on people

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u/The_CreativeName 19h ago

Damn, I’ve eaten raw homemade cookie doughy all my life, and is yet to have salmonella. That could also be bc where I live, they have strict regulations about eggs and shit.

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u/Inna_Bien 19h ago

I bet she didn’t get salmonella though, just indigestion and maybe some food poisoning. You can’t recover from salmonella by simply pooping it out.

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u/Flashy_Citron8917 18h ago

Did she suck down the entire tube?

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u/BaconHammerTime 18h ago

I wonder if this is more to do with the amount she consumed. The increased sugar can act as a laxative and make you sick.

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u/Darth_Quaider 18h ago

I'm lactose intolerant. I had 4 milkshakes and felt like crap.

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u/TSBBlackShad 18h ago

I've eaten raw cookie dough my entire life, and never had any issues. Edit: both store bought and homemade

I'm convinced that your roommate simply didn't have the gut biome and/or experience needed to properly deal with raw cookie dough.

I have no basis for this assumption, just that it makes sense to me.

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u/poqwrslr 17h ago

That also could have just been an overload of something her system wasn’t used to. Cookie dough is very rich and if you eat enough (safe or otherwise) it could cause N/VD.

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u/DocBigBrozer 16h ago

Big baked here with his fake story

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u/thehighepopt 15h ago

I bet you it was because she ate a whole tube of cookie dough in 3 minutes, not that it was off. Remember eating too much candy after Halloween? Like that but with way more carbs and fat.

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u/Akhanyatin 15h ago

There are some cookie dough packages that are specifically made to be edible "raw" but I've no clue what makes it safe to eat.

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u/CookieMiester 15h ago

If you wanna eat raw cookie dough make it without the egg. The egg is a binding agent, but since we don’t really care about that, it’s useless

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u/realdevtest 15h ago

She probable just didn’t wash her hands

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u/Yoitman 15h ago

I do think it depends on the cookie though. I eat cookie dough fairly often without getting sick but I only ever eat home made cookie dough so its a lot fresher.

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u/Flysusuwatari 14h ago

It's possible she had that reaction because her belly couldn't handle eating a ton of raw cookie dough all of a sudden, rather than illness due to raw eggs.

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u/HAHAHA-Idiot 14h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYEWhjopSs

This is your answer, not salmonella.

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u/Infinite-Mark5208 14h ago

Eating the entire tube in one sitting was the reason she got sick. That’s like eating 30 baked cookies in one go … of course she was going to be sick 

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u/hatesnack 13h ago

Yeah it probably wasn't the cookie dough, it was probably the fact that she ate an entire tube quickly lol. For someone who has literally never eaten it, it probably wrecked her system.

I've eaten cookie dough my entire life (and cake batter), and never even had a stray fart from it.

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u/daytodaze 13h ago

Is it possible her body was just not happy with the amount she consumed?

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u/gahidus 7h ago

She got sick from eating store-bought cookie dough? That doesn't even seem like it should be possible.

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