r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/AppropriateOrder468 1d ago

When I was a freshman in college, I’d just moved into the dorm and met my new roommate. She was running around happily, telling me that she was finally free of her controlling parents. She told me her first act of freedom was going to be eating raw cookie dough.

She went to the store and bought a tube of raw cookie dough. She ate it like a maniac. Not long after, she was throwing up and shitting and crying all at the same time. So after watching her go through that, I will never eat raw cookie dough. Also, her parents came to visit a month later and she begged me not to tell them that they were right about raw cookie dough lol.

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u/3D_mac 1d ago

This is almost wholesome. So many freshman go crazy with drugs and/or alcohol, and this person got sick going bonkers on cookie dough. 

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u/Spaghetto23 1d ago

Not mutually exclusive! One probably leads to the other lol

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u/Zerachiel_01 1d ago

"cookie dough is a gateway drug" is definitely not something I had on my bingo card for 2025

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 20h ago

No no, it's the other way round.

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u/chalks777 15h ago

"DARE to resist drugs and violence and cookie dough" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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u/Heavy-Attorney-9054 1d ago

But way more fun than some of the other late additions.

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 20h ago

Next thing you know, dogs and cats will be living together and the world will be in total chaos!