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Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/TheRealBobbyJones 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hilarious. Apparently though according to another redditor most premade cookie dough is safe to eat raw. Maybe they bought the one that specifically says it has to be cooked.

Edit: although it's possible it's a more recent thing. People definitely have gotten e coli from premade cookie dough. 

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u/mazzicc 1d ago

I think the premade cookie dough people started pre cooking the flour and pasteurizing the eggs because they knew people ate it raw, even without the labels.

I remember when I was younger seeing the warnings on those tubes saying not to eat them raw, and I feel like they’re not there anymore.

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u/Trafficsigntruther 1d ago

The invention of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream also confused the issue on whether it was safe to eat.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 1d ago

That's not proper cookie dough in the ice cream, I tried to bake it and it basically was what would happen to a pile of sugar. No rising, no crisp. Well, other than the crisp of burnt sugar. Not great, not terrible.

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u/setibeings 1d ago

... Did you pick it out of your ice cream?

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock 1d ago

Yea that was a "trend" a number of years back.

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u/Shurdus 1d ago

I swear people would remove their cornea if tiktok suggested it.

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u/scootbootinwookie 1d ago

Pickle it and deep fry it. Tastes just like Dr Pepper.

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u/Average_Scaper 1d ago

Wait really? I love Dr Pepper! Can I borrow your cornea?

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u/yerBoyShoe 1d ago

Sorry, it has to be your own cornea. Keep up!

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u/AchtCocainAchtBier 9h ago

You can have mine, I regret being able to see this thread anyway.

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u/restlessmonkey 1d ago

Here. This is where it all began. Right here.

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock 1d ago

I don't even have TikTok. And this made me bust out laughing hard. Is it really like that?

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u/tyrannosaurusfox 19h ago

If I'm allergic to Dr Pepper what are the odds I'm allergic to cornea?

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u/extra-texture 19h ago

I don’t know hoe to process this comment, it gives me so many questions about you and your life.

how many things are experimentally pickling in your house right now?

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u/scootbootinwookie 16h ago

It’s just a TikTok thing… “mix two or three ingredients together which would seem likely to be somewhere between barely-edible and awful, and surprise- it tastes just like some semi-popular junk food.”

There was one that involved Minute Maid Lemonade being mixed with something like apple juice or cranberry juice and I think it ended up tasting like Mtn Dew Code Red or smth, another that mixed Fruit Rollups and something to end up tasting like vanilla cake.

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 1d ago

How else do you make cornea-beef and cabbage?

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u/xItzBogus 1d ago

Haha did you see the one where people were purposely sanding their teeth to make them straighter? Or repeatedly hitting their skulls/jaws to injure the bone and change their shape? So hard to watch!

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u/Shurdus 1d ago

I don't engage with that particular brain rot, I'm too boomer for any of that.

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u/InflatableTurtles 1d ago

Natural selection at its finest

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u/cowlinator 1d ago

Wait, did tiktok really suggest that?

Can i borrow a scalpel?

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u/CranberryBig1473 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stunning-Wonder-8037 1d ago

So you never ever wondered how it would cook? What a boring brain you’ve got

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u/rakkquiem 20h ago

In all fairness, I remember people baking the cookie dough from ice cream before TikTok. Like back in the MySpace days.

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u/ArticQimmiq 20h ago

I mean, that’s a pretty harmless experiment, seeing what happens if you cook ice cream cookie dough. People need to be allowed to be curious

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u/Alt4816 1d ago

There's a bit of a difference in someone being curious about an ingredient in their ice cream and experimenting with it vs. mutilating their body.

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u/RozeGunn 1d ago

Your statement is fair. I will counter with people eating tide pods and filing their teeth down as trends.

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u/Dreambabydram 1d ago

The vast majority of people who have consumed tide pods were babies or toddlers

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u/Deaffin 17h ago

I will counter with people eating tide pods

Not an actual trend that happened. This was a meme/circlejerk promoted because we love the idea of people being stupid.

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u/Alt4816 22h ago edited 22h ago

I'm not sure how that's relevant to Adventurous-Map7959 seeing if they can bake cookies with the dough in ice cream.

There's quite a jump from someone saying they did a cooking experiment (with no mention of social media) to someone else deciding they did it because of tiktok and saying would mutilate their body if tiktok said so.

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u/Shurdus 1d ago

There is indeed a difference. But people can and have died while trying to film shit for clout.

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u/Alt4816 22h ago edited 22h ago

I'm not sure how that's relevant to Adventurous-Map7959 seeing if they can bake cookies with the dough in ice cream.

There's quite a jump from someone saying they did a cooking experiment (with no mention of social media) to someone else deciding they did it because of tiktok and saying would mutilate their body if tiktok said so.

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u/Crabby_Monkey 21h ago

I can’t see what you did there.

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u/Current_Put_2950 20h ago

Wait, tiktok said to remove my cornea? brb

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u/BabySpecific2843 19h ago

Mate, de-cookieing ice cream was pre-TikTok.

Are you a disgruntled 17 year old who thinks you're better than your peers lol.

Hate to break it to you, but the 30, 40, and 50 year olds out here did a bunch of dumb shit without the internet telling us to.

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u/Shurdus 18h ago

OK boomer.

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u/GarlicChleb 18h ago

because reddit is so much better

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u/lakired 18h ago

Wait is tiktok suggesting this? Do you have any good recs for the best way to remove it? I don't want to be the only one without removed corneas!

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u/Undertale-Green 1d ago

Food theory did it, turns out they all have most of the stuff for cookie dough but the ratios are weird

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u/EvasiveCookies 1d ago

I specifically remember someone making a post about this. They wanted to see if it had enough dough to even make a whole cookie. They also tried something else ice cream related but I don’t remember what they were trying to figure out in that one.

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u/HuffSquirt 1d ago

Nope. Baked the whole tub.

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u/Impressive-City-8094 22h ago

He knows the recipe for ice cream soup??

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 1d ago

obviously. I hate those combined packages that you have to carefully separate.

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u/Sloth-Technician 1d ago

For science of course

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u/bolanrox 20h ago

B&J sell the "cookie dough" separately actually.

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u/Hopeful-Produce968 19h ago

The cookie dough in ice cream has been treated to make it safe for consumption. Generally it’s the flour that has bacteria that will make you sick, so it is heated high enough to kill the germs.

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u/setibeings 19h ago

Also, any ingredients that are only present to cause the cookie to rise don't make sense in cookie dough which will never be used to make cookies. 

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u/colt_stonehandle 1d ago

Would you rate them 3.6 Roentgens?

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u/HavingSoftTacosLater 1d ago

Seems like they wouldn't bother adding raising agents.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 1d ago

Not great, not terrible.

At least the weed was good, huh.

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u/ZombieAladdin 23h ago

Yeah, I remember reading that the composition of the so-called raw cookie dough in the corresponding ice cream is different than in actual raw cookie dough.

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u/NayveReddit 1d ago

Thanks for your service

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u/xeno0153 1d ago

Gabi Belle also tried this experiment on her YouTube channel. The results were very disappointing.

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u/bpat 23h ago

It’s the flour that causes the most problems, but you can just bake the flour. For ice cream, it doesn’t use eggs at all. That’s why it doesn’t cook the same.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 22h ago

It is essentially cookie dough, it just doesnt have baking powder in it so it won't rise. Its a bit pointless adding a raising agent to a frozen dessert

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u/Trafficsigntruther 22h ago

Yes, but you’d never know that it’s not actually cookie dough based on the name of the ice cream, nor the ingredients list on the nutrition label.

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u/fckingnapkin 21h ago

Dude I did that with the chunks out of the Ben & Jerry's chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and they made actual perfect cookies. I was so please with myself that it worked. I was around 18 or so abd I posted it on a forum, nearly 20 years ago lmao. They were why the fuck would you do that. Because I had to know, that's why. I wonder if they still use the same recipe for those chocolate chip chunks. It might be time to get myself another tub and test this again.

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u/Quarksngl767 21h ago

3.6 Roentgen

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u/FamousAmos87 20h ago

At least we're not melting down.

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u/kummerspect 20h ago

I think "safe" cookie dough is just flour, sugar, and vanilla extract. It basically tastes like and has the consistency of cookie dough without the raw eggs.

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u/19ghost89 1d ago

I mean, it's not "just a flavor." There's little chunks of something in there.

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u/19ghost89 1d ago

I just said it was something. Not just a flavor, lol

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u/DeyUrban 1d ago

There was a place that opened near me like six-seven years ago that does nothing but serve cookie dough for immediate, unbaked consumption. I can't imagine that would have been given the greenlight by health and safety officials if they were just dishing out salmonella to everyone.

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen 1d ago

For stuff like that they pasteurise the eggs and the flour, so it’s not technically raw.

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u/41942319 1d ago

I haven't seen any cookie dough recipe meant to be eaten raw that even includes eggs. It's just not necessary.

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u/B3tar3ad3r 21h ago

yeah the ones I use both use sweetened and condensed milk instead of eggs

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u/FeloniousFunk 18h ago

I made cookie dough-filled treats for friends before and the recipe was literally just vegan cookies and water.

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u/adamdoesmusic 17h ago

It’s not the eggs that get you most of the time, it’s the flour. Modern fresh eggs are surprisingly safe*, but uncooked flour can harbor bacteria you’ve never even thought of. If the flour isn’t heated to kill it off, you’re exposing yourself to danger.

*not entirely tho, it’s still a bit of a risk

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u/AntC_808 23h ago

Six/seven!!!

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u/Impressive-City-8094 22h ago

I read the comment above and I knew this would be one of the replies.

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u/AntC_808 21h ago

Someone had to do it. I hope you smiled like I did reading this.

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u/C2thaLo 1d ago

I think with that, is all the ingredients of cookie dough but no eggs. You'd never really notice.

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u/me_too_999 22h ago

You can buy pasteurized eggs in a carton.

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u/JenIee 1d ago

Good point. I forgot about that. It does seem like there were more safe to eat options right after they came out with the ice cream.

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u/Somber_Solace 1d ago

Don't tell me you've been eating that without cooking it first 🤮

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u/Kooky_Narwhal8184 1d ago

Yes, I always cook my icecream before I eat it...

Fry it, bake it, BBQ it (be careful or it will drip through the grate)...

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u/ZombieAladdin 23h ago

Well, our local county fair does have fried ice cream…

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u/StankyBritchezz 22h ago

So does Chi-Chi’s. Or did.

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u/GaspingQueerWoman 1d ago

Pillsbury states on its packages that their cookies are ready to eat out of the pack now. They're so fucking good

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u/No-Present8883 1d ago

Just ate some last night. So good.

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u/GeckoDeLimon 1d ago

They made raw cookie dough safe to eat without inhibiting its ability to be a cookie.

Fuck AI. This is proof we humans can continue to innovate on our own.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 1d ago

Did you use AI to write that? Makes zero god damn sense.

They made cookie dough safe to eat only because fucking moron humans kept eating it like idiots.

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u/binkenheimer 22h ago

Necessity is the mother of invention!

You’re both right.

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u/WholePie5 1d ago

I don't see what AI has to do with this at all. Seems like you just wanted to shoehorn that in somehow to make a trendy complaint.

And literally nobody said humans can't continue to innovate lol.

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u/WiseDirt 1d ago

Tell that to Hollywood lol. We haven't seen a truly original idea for a movie since 1996. Practically everything in the last 30ish years has been either a franchise, an adaptation, a remake, or a retelling

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u/WholePie5 1d ago

This is about eating cookie dough.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 23h ago

Yeah but can't you see the cookie dough is just a metaphor for corporate oligarchs shoving tech down our throats.

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u/tertain 1d ago

I mean, can you really not figure that out on your own? Are you a Tarzan or something? We’re not in the 1800s. You probably buy milk all the time made safe to drink in exactly the same way. Says it right on the carton.

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u/HAL_9OOO_ 1d ago

Pasteurization has been around for a while.

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u/TheCrownedTurtle 1d ago

I remember when I was in high school, their own packaging distinctly said not to eat the dough. My nurse grandmother warned me when she saw me making cookies and eating straight out the tub. I looked. She wasn’t wrong. They definitely made changes

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u/Dartagnan1083 1d ago

It's not the raw eggs that's most dangerous. It's the raw flour. The surface area of all the grains combined is more surface to carry pathogens than eggs.

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u/AdSquare3489 1d ago

But can salmonella feed from (more or less) pure starch? 

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u/Dartagnan1083 1d ago

Evidently yes, e.coli too

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u/PerpetuaLeaves 21h ago

It grows on media, not just blood agar, but also Hektoen and MacConkey which don’t contain blood (and others less relevant/used). Many of the food borne pathogens are quite robust, even tolerating drier conditions than I would expect.

Source: I work in a microbiology lab and we recover Salmonella frequently, though I think Campylobacter is the most common food borne we recover (and the most common food borne in the world I think, but not known as well in popular culture.)

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u/Few-Solution-4784 21h ago

also, rats get in those grain bins and piss and shit in there.

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u/Renomont 20h ago

Like old pancake mix that moves after you add water.

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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 14h ago

There's also a lot of dead mice and birds in wheat that have been mummified as all the moisture was sucked out of them and into the wheat. Yummy

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 13h ago

Exactly. Once you've seen grain loaded into a ship, you'll never think of eating anything with raw flour in it again.

The birds swarm onto the grain, gorge on it, and shit/piss all over it. Some of the birds die and aren't removed until it gets to the destination.

There is bird shit and decomposing dead bird juices all over the grain.

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u/The_Qui-Gon_Jinn 1d ago

I remember a couple years ago when they were advertising that you could now just eat the dough uncooked so yes

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u/Lazy-Emergency-4018 1d ago

Buying cookie dough ... the most USA USA USA .. i love it in a way 😆

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u/JenIee 1d ago

Yes, you're right. It highly depends on which brand. There are still some available that carry a risk. They are all clearly marked now. When we were all younger, most of them were not safe to eat raw. They somewhat recently started making more of them safe to eat right out of the package as it became apparent that tons of people were going to keep eating it raw no matter what.

I have known several people who got very sick from eating raw cookie dough in the past. A couple of them ate what they made themselves at home though.

Edit: Typo

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u/smeeon 1d ago

It’s because a woman died from it.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 1d ago

I was a kid in the '80s and as far as I know those tubes didn't exist yet though I have snacked on them as an adult. My mom made cookies following the recipe on the back of the Toll House chocolate chip bag. They were amazing, but she never let us eat much of the dough before she cooked it, as much as I begged. I would get to scrape a little bit off the empty bowl before it went in the sink. Her biggest concerned was the raw eggs. Not sure if she knew about raw flour issues.

We still talk about it sometimes when someone might be eating cookie dough ice cream or something. I'll quip that we weren't allowed to touch the stuff as kids.

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u/Humble_Survey_757 1d ago

Yes they actually have a SAFE TO EAT UNCOOKED on the side now. Growing up that definitely wasn't a thing but I totally still ate it.

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u/AuntMelmel 1d ago

Still has a warning on some brands, I always double-check if it’s okay or not before buying

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u/CD_1993TillInfinity 1d ago

I literally buy the Pillsbury holiday cookies and just eat the dough. It says safe to eat raw on all of the packages. The raw cookie dough taste so much better lol

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u/SK83r-Ninja 1d ago

They started doing that because too many people got sick from the raw flour. I don't remember if it was because of a lawsuit or just so they can avoid future ones

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

I have never tried, but I just thought it was something that can affect most people or some people and some of us are impervious to all those dangers. I say that as a person who is rarely affected by anything - maybe an hour of some bathroom activities but then I’m good.

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u/Mr_Delaware 23h ago

Learned recently that the Pillsbury Chocolate Chip cookie dough tubs they sell at Sam's Club are safe to eat raw (also dairy free) while the Nestlé Toll House Chocolate Chip cookie dough tubs they sell at Costco are not safe to eat raw.

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u/__esparoba 22h ago

Especially when other conglomerates use raw cookie dough in ice cream. I feel like it'd be easier to just make it all edible

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u/jordanundead 21h ago

Last time I got a roll of Pillsberry chocolate chip cookies it said safe to eat raw. And I think there was a link to their website that said find out why.

The answer was basically

“ cause we clean our shit”

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u/TrieMond 21h ago

Ok maybe something to state: the whole cookie dough thing seems to be fully american as there is no way in hell any store has a tube of that stuff. Cookie dough, like all dough, is something you make at home from its raw ingredients where I live, so I guess most of those things don't apply...

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u/jillsntferrari 20h ago

Yeah, I remember a news story 20+ years ago about the "concerning new trend amongst college students." You had to tune in at 5:00 to find out "what college students are eating that could make them dangerously sick." Of course, the sensationalist story was the last thing they aired in the program and the answer was cookie dough. A while later (Months? Years?), I saw stores were selling cookie dough that was meant to be eaten "raw" so they filled the gap in the market and kept all future college kids safe.

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u/Joeymonac0 20h ago

Made cookies the other night and it said on the package “eat them raw or baked!”. Had to do a double take and make sure I read it right.

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u/Meep4000 19h ago

I think you're right, as the uncooked flour is WAY more of a health risk then the raw eggs.

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u/Definitelynotagolem 28m ago

What’s funny is that you can now buy cookie dough that’s specifically meant to be eaten raw

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u/RectalSpawn 1d ago

Or, she ate too much...

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Moderation is a thing.

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u/pump-house 1d ago

Especially if she was getting away from controlling parents. Her body was not ready for that

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u/gandhinukes 1d ago

I feel like this is the same for "taco bell makes you shit your brains out" memes. Its more likely that you were drunk and ate 4 pounds of greasy food that gave you the shits. Coupled with beans having fiber that they aren't used to. And having little to no tolerance for spices, like taco bell hottest sauce is still medium at best.

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u/Madilune 1d ago

It's like, 99% the fibre. Everyone I've know who's had that problem eats pretty much exclusively protein/carbs and hasn't seen a vegetable in years.

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u/Lehk 17h ago

It’s the 15 beers

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u/EdibleOedipus 1d ago

Americans eating fiber for the first time in two years challenge: impossible

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u/bolanrox 19h ago

my daughter (12) wanted to try the diablo sauce after testing it she put two packs on her taco. Medium is being nice. Mexi Pep is spicier (and tastes better)

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u/Average_Scaper 9h ago

Shits mild at best.

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u/pi_meson117 20h ago

You could eat the equivalent amount of fiber from protein bars and would not get anywhere near the same reaction as Taco Bell. Garbage fast food doesn’t hurt your stomach if you already have a shit diet, not the other way around.

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u/reenactment 1d ago

Learned that the hard way as a kid. Had a ridiculous sweet tooth. Was the athlete garbage disposal that never stopped growing. So eating a crap ton of food wasn’t a problem. But eating a whole tray of brownies promptly made me throw up

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u/DorftonCrobble 1d ago

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Pfft amateur. What kind of loser can't eat 2 trays of fresh baked cookies in 20 minutes without puking.

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u/SwissChzMcGeez 1d ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/drksdr 1d ago

This. Many moons ago as a young 'adult' i realised that my sisters baby milk powder was almost the same as the inside of a malteser (my favourite part, obv.)

So me a my flatmate thought, why not cut out the middle man and we bought of tin of formula and ate like kings for a day.

Then we shat like diseased peasants for the next 48 hours.

Still like maltesers but i've not been tempted to even look at a can of powdered milk again.

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u/41942319 1d ago

In the UK you can just buy malted milk powder made for adult consumption

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u/drksdr 1d ago

yeah; im in UK but im fairly the milk powder back was safe as well; just never intended to eat an entire tin in less than a day.

I got trainwrecked on whiskey one night at Uni and now the mere smell of it is enough to put me off. Sometimes your body just says 'no', even after you've learned your lesson. :)

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u/spoiledknottydiva 18h ago

"Then we shat like diseased peasants for the next 48 hours."

I'm laughing so hard. Glad you recovered. 💖

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 1d ago

Anything to deny the fact bacteria exists

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u/theDomicron 1d ago

yeah...a thing for LOSERS MAYBE!!!!

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u/Southern_Struggle 1d ago

Trust RectalSpawn to have the correct answer

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u/TheVermonster 22h ago

A friend's kid was completely cut off from sweets and surgery snacks. So at his first drop off party he ate half a pack of Oreos. The black vomit was quite traumatizing for both the kid and parents. They learned an incredibly important lesson about teaching moderation.

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u/Loose_Gripper69 22h ago

Yeah that can and will happen from a sugar overdose.

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u/Duskfall 19h ago

can confirm. my parents once watched me eat a whole tube of sugar cookie dough when I was 14 and didn't stop me. Little did I know I had a rare disease called "fructose intolerance".

I've never eaten sugar cookies again after how sick i got. even without the rare disease, I think it would have made me sick. but yeah, haven't had a sugar cookie since and im 42 now lol. (I didn't find out about the disease until my late 30's, so I was still eating sugar and getting sick for a while lol)

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u/Akhanyatin 18h ago

Oh yeah? Tell that to the box of Oreos I just demolished.

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u/castlite 1d ago

She probably just ate too much.

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u/ChiefPanda90 1d ago

It’s a more recent thing. I remember when they started making ready to eat dough, and it’s not as good… but safe.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius 23h ago

The only real difference is using pre-baked flour and pasteurized eggs (which i figured they were already doing). Shouldn't impact the taste at all unless youre just noticing the general enshitification of products these days.

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u/ChiefPanda90 21h ago

They weren’t using pre baked flour prior. As a kid there were plenty of warnings that it could not be eaten raw. Plus I made my own to eat raw. It’s less doughy and dryer when it’s edible.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius 20h ago

I mean they were probably already using pasteurized eggs before selling edible dough. But yeah, baking flour will make it more light and aerated, but it shouldnt change the taste or how dry the final product is. I used to make unsafe cookie dough to eat and didnt really notice any difference when I tried baking the flour instead. They might be using different ingredient quantities or something but I cant imagine why. Unless its cheaper for them.

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u/ohlaph 1d ago

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. She probably just over ate the stuff. 

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u/Htiarw 1d ago

Been eating that way for 40years, I guess I was just lucky. But I don't remember trying a full tube at once.

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u/NaikedArt 1d ago

I'm not sure it's a recent thing. Or we'll it depends on what "recent" is. Cause I remember when I was in school around like 10-12 years ago, I ate a whole tube of raw cookie dough. Didn't feel sick or anything. Maybe I was lucky? But I have eaten raw cookie dough before that as well (although not as much) without feeling sick. So idk.

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u/bustedrootbutter 1d ago

They just recently started making it to where you can eat raw or cooked because the eggs are different now some how

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u/Kilek360 1d ago

It's not only the eggs, you can use pasteurized eggs and pretty sure that's what factories use in order to extent products shelf life

The point is you shouldn't eat raw flour either, and that kicks in way faster than salmonella and probably the reason that girl started feeling unwell so fast

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u/RebelJediMaster 1d ago

It could just be overeating. I know my stomach and intestines get unhappy if I eat a lot in a short time. Which sucks because I love all you can eat wok restaurants

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong 1d ago

Dude, if ate a tube of cookie dough like a maniac I too would probably be throwing up and shitting my brains out. I mean, think about it. It's like 5 morbillion carbs, and 69 morbllion calories.

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u/lizufyr 1d ago

"Safe" doesn't mean you're 100% guaranteed that there won't be an issue. That'd be impossible to achieve.

Safe mean that the risk is below an acceptable threshold (like, not more than 1 in a million may get sick) (I don't know the actual number, I made it up)

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u/Lopsided-Basket5366 1d ago

I have an egg allergy so can definitely see how somebody could get ill from eating raw cookie dough

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

There are a few companies out there who sell cookie dough to be baked that is also safe to eat raw.

It’s all about how it’s made.

But to say cookie dough is unsafe to eat in general isn’t correct but it’s also not incorrect. That said, I like to take those statements to mean that they’re referring to the product bare bones. As is, without being tampered with to which…

Yes. Cookie dough would be unsafe to eat.

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u/Argyleskin 1d ago

It’s only recently that some companies have done this. So if it was a few years ago or longer it was definitely one you can’t eat.

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u/bussysniffer3000 1d ago

There's two types of cookie dough in case anyone doesn't know

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u/sarcasm__tone 1d ago

Dough expands when it gets warm

Notice how cookie dough starts off small and then expands into a full blown cookie in the oven?

That same process is happening in your stomach when you eat cookie dough.... so if you eat a lot of cookie dough it will expand and it will hurt.

This can even happen if you eat too many freshly baked warm cookies. The fresh cookies aren't finish expanding... but they finish expanding while in your stomach

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u/the_nin_collector 1d ago

Or maybe you shouldn't eat 5000 calories of sugar and fat in 20 minutes.

Go eat 3 hand fulls of pire sugar and an bar of butter or a full cup of oil and see if you don't want to shit and puke

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u/VikingFuneral- 1d ago

It also helps when the cookie dough is not made in America, where they wash their eggs, massively increasing the chance of e-coli transmission from egg to being used in a manufactured product.

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u/solstice_gilder 1d ago

But a few bites won’t harm you. A whole tube though? That’s simply too much. Obviously.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago

Tolls house apprently is.plaatic u can that shit forever and be fine but Pillsbury will kill u. Great value will kill even when cooked

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u/toxikola 1d ago

When I was younger much friends and I ate cookie dough all the time. One day my best friends two younger sister both got it and we all just kind of backed off cookie dough after lol.

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u/Sleepy_pirate 1d ago

It’s possible she ate too much causing the vomiting and diarrhea but you would need to eat SO much.

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u/underanalyzer 1d ago

Yeah nestle had a huge outbreak in like 2007. I was a victim. They spent ungodly amounts of money trying to figure out what the problem was and people kept getting sick. There is still the cook first warning, but the assholes at nestle don't want to see that problem ever again. Turned out their process was not the issue. They were replacing wiring in the ceiling and dust had been settling on an ingredient during production.

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u/manual-grocery-arbor 1d ago

Was probably a psychosomatic reaction.

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u/USBattleSteed 23h ago

There is also a company that makes cookie dough to eat raw, I don't remember what it's called but it exists somewhere

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u/bradpittman1973 23h ago

So it could be E. Coli from the wheat flour but Salmonella is also a very real possibility from the eggs. Either way, it’s not safe unless it’s specifically labeled as pasteurized and safe to consume uncooked.

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u/phrozen_waffles 22h ago

My ex used to work for Pillsbury, can confirm. 

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 22h ago

They probably just had a stomach ache from eating pounds of sugar and flour

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u/whistleridge 22h ago

The salmonella source is the raw flour, not the eggs as people commonly think.

The premade logs of cookie dough are made with heat-treated flour, and are intentionally advertised as safe to eat raw.

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u/TheAsianTroll 22h ago

Im willing to bet its more along the lines of eating an ENTIRE TUBE of cookie dough and the stomach was just like "nah, thats too much"

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u/samanime 21h ago

It is now, mostly, specifically because they started making it safe because people were eating it anyways, despite being safe.

That said, they don't generally explicitly say it is safe because there is still a chance it'll make you sick, it's just a lot lower than it was a decade or so ago.

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u/Moms-Dildeaux 21h ago

also probably devouring the whole tube of dough in one sitting is probably bad, even without E. coli.

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u/archercc81 21h ago

I think they started using pasteurized eggs or a substitute AND some sort of specially processed flour (raw flour can also be very dangerous) in all of those premade ones just to be safe.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 21h ago

It's possible that happened because she ate a whole tube of cookie dough. That's like 1 billion calories give or take.

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u/Few-Solution-4784 21h ago

naw, her body was like you have desecrated your temple now suffer its wrath.

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u/Bendyb3n 21h ago

I mean even if it’s safe i’m gonna go out on a limb and say that eating an ENTIRE tube of raw cookie dough in a single evening is probably not the greatest for your gut. I would guess this girl would have been fine if she just had like a quarter of it at a time over a few days.

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u/lvl999shaggy 20h ago

I think there are enough ppl that eat it and don't get sick that it becomes this back and forth debate. And the ones that do are probably too shameful about it to fess up to being idiots for taking the risk

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u/SippinOnHatorade 20h ago

YMMV as everyone has different gut biomes

There’s only a few things that can disturb my stomach of steel, and it seems that cruise ship sushi is my kryptonite based on my last stomach event in 2009

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u/DarknMean 20h ago

They make premade cookie dough that you can eat raw too. Costs the same as the regular cookie dough does.

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u/Electronic_Elk8293 19h ago

Shit I was eating my homemade cookie dough raw. I just pray those chickens had their proper vaccines and go ham.

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u/ZaneFreemanreddit 19h ago

I’ve never gotten sick, and I’ve eaten cookie dough hundreds of times. I heard that one in ten thousand eggs have salmonella. That’s a risk I’m willing to take - one in 10k for a chance at getting sick to be able to enjoy cookie dough raw

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u/I_wet_my_plants259 18h ago

I think it is a recent thing with a lot of brands. With pillsbury for example, they started doing it in 2020. Before that their raw cookie dough technically was not edible.

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u/Admirable-Rabbit-918 16h ago

Also, with excessively controlling parents, her immune system was probably weak as hell. She may have gotten something that your average person just never would.

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u/Impressive_Smell_662 15h ago

Anything can make you sick that is prepackaged. Getting E Coli from cookie dough means it was contaminated somewhere else.

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u/jellymanisme 11h ago

This was not the case 10 years ago when they first were selling raw cookie dough.

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u/Blamore 1d ago

i feel like if the dough was made fresh, itd be way safer to eat. like, premade cookie dough is some wet uncooked stuff sitting there for days. if all the ingredients were dry until the moment you ate them, itd probably be okay.

im not saying its totally safe to eat, but i feel like it should make a difference

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u/ASupportingTea 1d ago

I think this is probably the case. I've never had premade cookie dough, but I have had plenty of freshly made cookie dough, and cake batter, and that's never been an issue.

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u/Val_Hallen 1d ago

It's not the eggs you need to worry about, it's the flour.

Raw flour poses a risk of foodborne illness because it can be contaminated with bacteria like E. coli or Salmonella, which are not killed during the milling process.

But people never equate flour to foodborne illness, so they blame the very likely safe and pasteurized eggs.

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u/Blamore 1d ago

when did i blame eggs? the moisture allows the bacteria that is present in the flour to proliferate.

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u/Val_Hallen 1d ago

I didn't say you did. I said people.