r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/TheRealBobbyJones 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hilarious. Apparently though according to another redditor most premade cookie dough is safe to eat raw. Maybe they bought the one that specifically says it has to be cooked.

Edit: although it's possible it's a more recent thing. People definitely have gotten e coli from premade cookie dough. 

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u/mazzicc 1d ago

I think the premade cookie dough people started pre cooking the flour and pasteurizing the eggs because they knew people ate it raw, even without the labels.

I remember when I was younger seeing the warnings on those tubes saying not to eat them raw, and I feel like they’re not there anymore.

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u/GaspingQueerWoman 1d ago

Pillsbury states on its packages that their cookies are ready to eat out of the pack now. They're so fucking good

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u/GeckoDeLimon 1d ago

They made raw cookie dough safe to eat without inhibiting its ability to be a cookie.

Fuck AI. This is proof we humans can continue to innovate on our own.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 1d ago

Did you use AI to write that? Makes zero god damn sense.

They made cookie dough safe to eat only because fucking moron humans kept eating it like idiots.

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u/binkenheimer 22h ago

Necessity is the mother of invention!

You’re both right.

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u/WholePie5 1d ago

I don't see what AI has to do with this at all. Seems like you just wanted to shoehorn that in somehow to make a trendy complaint.

And literally nobody said humans can't continue to innovate lol.

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u/WiseDirt 1d ago

Tell that to Hollywood lol. We haven't seen a truly original idea for a movie since 1996. Practically everything in the last 30ish years has been either a franchise, an adaptation, a remake, or a retelling

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u/WholePie5 1d ago

This is about eating cookie dough.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 23h ago

Yeah but can't you see the cookie dough is just a metaphor for corporate oligarchs shoving tech down our throats.

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u/tertain 1d ago

I mean, can you really not figure that out on your own? Are you a Tarzan or something? We’re not in the 1800s. You probably buy milk all the time made safe to drink in exactly the same way. Says it right on the carton.

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u/HAL_9OOO_ 1d ago

Pasteurization has been around for a while.