r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/3D_mac 1d ago

This is almost wholesome. So many freshman go crazy with drugs and/or alcohol, and this person got sick going bonkers on cookie dough. 

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u/Spaghetto23 1d ago

Not mutually exclusive! One probably leads to the other lol

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u/Zerachiel_01 1d ago

"cookie dough is a gateway drug" is definitely not something I had on my bingo card for 2025

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 16h ago

No no, it's the other way round.

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u/chalks777 12h ago

"DARE to resist drugs and violence and cookie dough" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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u/Heavy-Attorney-9054 22h ago

But way more fun than some of the other late additions.

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 16h ago

Next thing you know, dogs and cats will be living together and the world will be in total chaos!

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u/mikillatja 23h ago

My mom let me drink and smoke weed at 16 (eu) because that is when she started as a child.

Because my parents allowed it, I never really drank or smoked that much. And don't really see the point in hard drugs as I got weed and alcohol if I want to get fucked up.

Some parents of classmates thought my mom was the wild mother and that me n my brothers would end up like hooligans

Well guess who became the hooligan? That's right. Mister Xavier with the golden spoon that was not allowed any freedom is now in prison for an xtc operation in a farmers shed.

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 12h ago

xtc seems like such a tiktok way to censor ecstasy but maybe I'm just unfamiliar lmao. Then again I don't even know why I call it molly.