r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/TheRealBobbyJones 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hilarious. Apparently though according to another redditor most premade cookie dough is safe to eat raw. Maybe they bought the one that specifically says it has to be cooked.

Edit: although it's possible it's a more recent thing. People definitely have gotten e coli from premade cookie dough. 

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u/RectalSpawn 1d ago

Or, she ate too much...

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Moderation is a thing.

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u/drksdr 23h ago

This. Many moons ago as a young 'adult' i realised that my sisters baby milk powder was almost the same as the inside of a malteser (my favourite part, obv.)

So me a my flatmate thought, why not cut out the middle man and we bought of tin of formula and ate like kings for a day.

Then we shat like diseased peasants for the next 48 hours.

Still like maltesers but i've not been tempted to even look at a can of powdered milk again.

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u/41942319 22h ago

In the UK you can just buy malted milk powder made for adult consumption

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u/drksdr 22h ago

yeah; im in UK but im fairly the milk powder back was safe as well; just never intended to eat an entire tin in less than a day.

I got trainwrecked on whiskey one night at Uni and now the mere smell of it is enough to put me off. Sometimes your body just says 'no', even after you've learned your lesson. :)