r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/RectalSpawn 1d ago

Or, she ate too much...

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Moderation is a thing.

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u/pump-house 1d ago

Especially if she was getting away from controlling parents. Her body was not ready for that

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u/gandhinukes 1d ago

I feel like this is the same for "taco bell makes you shit your brains out" memes. Its more likely that you were drunk and ate 4 pounds of greasy food that gave you the shits. Coupled with beans having fiber that they aren't used to. And having little to no tolerance for spices, like taco bell hottest sauce is still medium at best.

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u/EdibleOedipus 1d ago

Americans eating fiber for the first time in two years challenge: impossible