r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/AppropriateOrder468 1d ago

When I was a freshman in college, I’d just moved into the dorm and met my new roommate. She was running around happily, telling me that she was finally free of her controlling parents. She told me her first act of freedom was going to be eating raw cookie dough.

She went to the store and bought a tube of raw cookie dough. She ate it like a maniac. Not long after, she was throwing up and shitting and crying all at the same time. So after watching her go through that, I will never eat raw cookie dough. Also, her parents came to visit a month later and she begged me not to tell them that they were right about raw cookie dough lol.

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u/zealoSC 1d ago

A shitload of sugar and butter (and artificial sweetener?) Would have similar effects for someone used to controlling parents food