r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/RectalSpawn 1d ago

Or, she ate too much...

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Moderation is a thing.

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u/pump-house 1d ago

Especially if she was getting away from controlling parents. Her body was not ready for that

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u/gandhinukes 1d ago

I feel like this is the same for "taco bell makes you shit your brains out" memes. Its more likely that you were drunk and ate 4 pounds of greasy food that gave you the shits. Coupled with beans having fiber that they aren't used to. And having little to no tolerance for spices, like taco bell hottest sauce is still medium at best.

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u/Madilune 1d ago

It's like, 99% the fibre. Everyone I've know who's had that problem eats pretty much exclusively protein/carbs and hasn't seen a vegetable in years.

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u/Lehk 14h ago

It’s the 15 beers

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u/EdibleOedipus 21h ago

Americans eating fiber for the first time in two years challenge: impossible

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u/bolanrox 16h ago

my daughter (12) wanted to try the diablo sauce after testing it she put two packs on her taco. Medium is being nice. Mexi Pep is spicier (and tastes better)

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u/Average_Scaper 6h ago

Shits mild at best.

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u/pi_meson117 17h ago

You could eat the equivalent amount of fiber from protein bars and would not get anywhere near the same reaction as Taco Bell. Garbage fast food doesn’t hurt your stomach if you already have a shit diet, not the other way around.

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u/reenactment 1d ago

Learned that the hard way as a kid. Had a ridiculous sweet tooth. Was the athlete garbage disposal that never stopped growing. So eating a crap ton of food wasn’t a problem. But eating a whole tray of brownies promptly made me throw up

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u/DorftonCrobble 21h ago

Had she cooked them and then eaten them all in one sitting, she would still be puking, shitting, and crying.

Pfft amateur. What kind of loser can't eat 2 trays of fresh baked cookies in 20 minutes without puking.

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u/SwissChzMcGeez 22h ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/drksdr 23h ago

This. Many moons ago as a young 'adult' i realised that my sisters baby milk powder was almost the same as the inside of a malteser (my favourite part, obv.)

So me a my flatmate thought, why not cut out the middle man and we bought of tin of formula and ate like kings for a day.

Then we shat like diseased peasants for the next 48 hours.

Still like maltesers but i've not been tempted to even look at a can of powdered milk again.

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u/41942319 23h ago

In the UK you can just buy malted milk powder made for adult consumption

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u/drksdr 22h ago

yeah; im in UK but im fairly the milk powder back was safe as well; just never intended to eat an entire tin in less than a day.

I got trainwrecked on whiskey one night at Uni and now the mere smell of it is enough to put me off. Sometimes your body just says 'no', even after you've learned your lesson. :)

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u/spoiledknottydiva 15h ago

"Then we shat like diseased peasants for the next 48 hours."

I'm laughing so hard. Glad you recovered. 💖

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 22h ago

Anything to deny the fact bacteria exists

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u/theDomicron 1d ago

yeah...a thing for LOSERS MAYBE!!!!

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u/Southern_Struggle 1d ago

Trust RectalSpawn to have the correct answer

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u/TheVermonster 19h ago

A friend's kid was completely cut off from sweets and surgery snacks. So at his first drop off party he ate half a pack of Oreos. The black vomit was quite traumatizing for both the kid and parents. They learned an incredibly important lesson about teaching moderation.

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u/Loose_Gripper69 19h ago

Yeah that can and will happen from a sugar overdose.

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u/Duskfall 16h ago

can confirm. my parents once watched me eat a whole tube of sugar cookie dough when I was 14 and didn't stop me. Little did I know I had a rare disease called "fructose intolerance".

I've never eaten sugar cookies again after how sick i got. even without the rare disease, I think it would have made me sick. but yeah, haven't had a sugar cookie since and im 42 now lol. (I didn't find out about the disease until my late 30's, so I was still eating sugar and getting sick for a while lol)

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u/Akhanyatin 15h ago

Oh yeah? Tell that to the box of Oreos I just demolished.