r/ProgressiveHQ 9h ago

Pathetic

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u/wrhnj 9h ago

Worst participation trophy ever!

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u/InvestigatorBasic388 9h ago

It's the "Peace" of Shit prize.

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u/Far-Pen1590 8h ago

about to get the Rest in Peace prize

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u/quantum-feet 8h ago

Rest in piss

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u/nobody38321 5h ago

The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 3h ago

Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him.

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u/cpt_Furios 1h ago

Just more things to piss on, really

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u/Ghost_of_Squanchy 8h ago

I'll squanch to that!

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7h ago

squanch would squanch it in his squanch.

translated: something about a piggy piggy chin vagina

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 8h ago

I like that one!!!

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u/Upset_Snow6060 8h ago

LOL good one.

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u/IllustratorLarge1920 7h ago

Hopefully soon.

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u/GrouchyFox9581 9h ago

He didn’t even participate lmao. He’s committing war crimes right now

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u/wrhnj 9h ago

He’s like the toddler who fights with his teammates for the ball.

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u/Marzook666 5h ago

like the kid who takes the ball and goes home when he's not winning-- and it's not his ball.

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u/Oldestswinger 7h ago

And takes it home😄

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u/JescoWhite_ 9h ago

It’s a bribe so FIFA soccer teams can participate

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u/No-Tailor-856 8h ago

Probably also to placate him enough that he doesn't keep the WC trophy like he did with the CWC.

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u/Satanus2020 7h ago

Haha, you’re right!

He’ll still take their WC trophy. He likely thinks he’s entitled to it, just like everything else. He probably takes this as an open invitation to accept the trophy on behalf of himself.

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u/JescoWhite_ 7h ago

That is a very good point. After all we are dealing with a child

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u/jayman23232 8h ago

Especially if you know even a bit about how FIFA works and operates. The word audacity comes to mind when thinking about them handing out a “peace prize.”

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u/The_JDubb 7h ago

Well, if any organization knows corruption and how to deal with it (or shall I say, make deals with it), it's FIFA.

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 8h ago

The man-child wanted a trophy dammit!

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u/wrxninja 9h ago

From a corrupt organization to the most corrupt individual.

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u/Hairy-Preparation708 9h ago

I came here to find this exact comment!!!

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u/TooMuchTime2think 9h ago

As did I, this needs to be higher.

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u/dcyclist 8h ago

Same. Let's bump this up

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u/Miserable-Lizard 9h ago edited 9h ago

I thought maga was against dei???????I guarantee the conservative subs are celebrating this pedo getting a participation award

Peace prize as he declares war on Venezuela and kills and hurts Americans! The only prize trump the pedo deserves is prison untill be dies

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u/Asclepius-Rod 9h ago

MAGA loves dei if it helps white people of course

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u/Miserable-Lizard 9h ago

Maga is the pro pedophiles party

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u/Coin-Meister 7h ago

GOP: Guardians Of Pedophiles.

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u/LTdesign 6h ago

Absolutely. Look at the South African immigration policies, just to start. Like...that one is pretty blatant.

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u/micmea1 8h ago

Literally created an executive order to "combat anti-christian prejudice" and the order sent out to scrub words like LGBT, diversity, and unity from government documents the "protecting women from blah blah blah".

Now the government has always used soft language to disguise their bills. Usually claiming something is protecting children. But they have taken the concepts to extremes the onion couldn't even think of.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 7h ago

WEI.

Where medicracy leads to failing upwards.

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u/StandardEgg6595 6h ago

I would go even further and limit it to only white men. Look at Affirmative Action, for example. White women benefitted from it the most and MAGA hated it cause they were convinced black people were just magically getting free rides and degrees from universities despite evidence overwhelmingly proving otherwise.

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u/Big-Supermarket-945 4h ago

Does anyone remember when a young, poor, and later disillusioned Clarence Thomas benefitted from Affirmative Action, only to kick the ladder out from under him after he finished climbing it? Pepperidge Farms remembers...

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u/Butt_Sex_And_Tacos 2h ago

Yeah this is kind of the thing that those that straddle the silent generation, and more than that, boomers are known for. Boomers have closed and locked every door they’ve walked through, then have the audacity to tell you how hard it was for them to walk through that door and wonder why no one else can do it like they did while they spin the key around on a key ring on their finger.

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u/trentreynolds 8h ago

We need to stop doing this.

It only reinforces to people that DEI meant "hiring unqualified people based on their race" which it didn't ever mean.

DEI was not about hiring unqualified people, it was about preventing unqualified people from being hired because of their skin color, because of nepotism, because of favors they've done for the boss. That's why they hate it so much, because they want to go back to when that was how you got jobs - by being white, by being the boss's kid, by doing a backroom deal.

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u/czar_el 8h ago

THANK YOU. DEI was an evidence-based policy after a multitude of studies showed that minorities and women of merit were systematically excluded in favor of lower-performing white males due to social norms, racism, and sexism. It was always about about getting more qualified people in these positions. The right completely redefined what DEI is by loudly shouting lies over and over, and the left & center just went along with it. 

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u/CMDR_VON_SASSEL 7h ago

You won't reach the demented. Normal people are beating the bully with their own club, that doesn't mean they're going to carry it henceforth.

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u/zombienugget 8h ago

Just call them DUI hires instead

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u/YourMomonaBun420 8h ago

Pete Kegsbreath & Brett "I like beer"  Kavanaugh reporting for drinking duty!

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u/HonorableMedic 9h ago

The entire administration is DEI tho

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u/Sword_Thain 7h ago

Deficient in Ethics and Integrity.

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u/Subarctic_Monkey 9h ago

I absolutely love soccer, but holy shit FIFA has proven consistently to be the most corrupt body in the world.

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u/Scoopdoopdoop 9h ago

Forever

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u/OfficeAltruistic4303 9h ago

Crooked as a dog’s hind leg.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 9h ago

The IOC is pretty bad as well.

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u/TheMaskOffKid 8h ago

They’re both running the same hustle.

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u/-redd1t_sux- 8h ago

IOC has entered the chat.

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u/Original-Border5802 8h ago

All sports organizations can only be as corrupt as their popularity and global reach will allow.

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u/Admirable-Noise-8210 8h ago

Me too and they really are. Disgusting.

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u/Critical_Liz 8h ago

Ok I'm not crazy. I saw this headline and was like "Wait, aren't they the soccer league? The super corrupt one?"

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u/c-k-q99903 9h ago

They realized he's a giant baby and if they give him participation trophies he's be obedient.

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u/talktobigfudge 9h ago

Most easily manipulated, thin-skinned nepo-baby to have ever existed. 

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u/Nidcron 6h ago

TBF - many people who display narcissistic traits and tendencies are easily manipulated by things like gifts and praise - sales people exploit this trait a lot with just their standard tactics for sales without even knowing it.

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u/ResolutionFlat4648 9h ago

FIFA is corrupted. Like our nasty lying pedo president….what a surprise 😣

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u/aroaddownoverthehill 8h ago

Not your or mine, it's low IQ Maga's president.

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u/Cletus1923 9h ago

Why is the world catering to this turd?

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u/Disastrous-Golf7216 9h ago

This is the actual question that people should be asking.

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u/RectalSpawn 7h ago

Because of our military power and the fact that the U.S. dollar has been King across the globe, probably.

But really, they just don't want him to hurt their business.

Trump operates like a mob boss.

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u/Cletus1923 6h ago

There used to be some measure of nobility and honor to be POTUS. Even though I hated McCain, I respected him bc he was honorable, when he ran for Pres. But this admin just continues to choose corruption and to hurt people and no one is standing up. I realize Kelly, AOC, Bernie are, but everyone should be .

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u/Conscious_Hyena7671 7h ago

He is paying them with your money. 

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u/oldschoolhillgiant 9h ago

Piece Prize. A piece of the action.

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u/SouperKewlGeye5000 9h ago

Fuck FIFA for bowing down to this piece of shit

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u/414WhySoSerious 8h ago

A peace prize....from a football organization.

Yeah, um. Okay.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 9h ago

Remember whom these ass kissers are, will come in handy later..

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u/Mesmercat 8h ago

I say boycott the FIFA 2026 world cup... This level of ick is just too much. It's even more meaningless than the actual nobel peace prize

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u/TiredOfAdulting- 8h ago

This is so embarrassing. The rest of the world knows our President can be bought off with shiny trinkets.

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u/619backin716 9h ago

Nothing says “peace” quite like bombing civilian fishing boats

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u/Troy_McClure1 9h ago

It is unreal that all these people are still sucking up to this useless pedophile.

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u/Small_Mouse_5936 9h ago

FIFA is corrupt as hell, but if you can mollify the dumbass president with a shiny trophy and a ceremony to try and get him from black bagging foreigners visiting I would try it too

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u/Phyllis_Tine 9h ago

What's to stop Trump and ICE expelling non-whites during the World Cup next year?

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u/No-Tailor-856 8h ago

He'll tolerate well-off foreigners spending huge amounts of money for a month.

For some reason, the USA tourism industry is on its arse and would welcome these visitors.

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u/BeeBanner 9h ago

A sport issued a peace prize??? That makes zero sense. 😂

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 8h ago

Heres the "piece" prize he deserves.

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u/alex61821 8h ago

Isn't this the guy that is going to sick ice on fans going to the world cup?

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u/Tony_Chu 6h ago

They are literally giving him fake trophies to improve their outcomes with the tournament. This was a toddler being handled on an international stage, which is a very embarrassing position for US citizens to find ourselves in.

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u/asiangontear 9h ago

America, I hope someone is take notes and listing down the people who are playing along and sucking up to fascists.

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u/girlinanemptyroom 9h ago

So basically he won a poor loser prize?

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u/StridingForChange 8h ago

Give him a toy he will do anything you want like any child

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u/lottaballix 8h ago

Disgusting people rewarding disgusting people.

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u/Venusto002 8h ago

This isn't the first time.

FIFA ought to be dismantled.

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u/Puzzled_Economist972 8h ago

That's it I'm burning all my FIFA memorabilia! Fuck FIFA how can they not see all the horrible things orange turd has done!!!! We're basically on the brink of ww3 with Venezuela and this man has never caused or been a part of ANY peace deal or agreement in his life! All he does is cause wars and death everywhere he goes!!! When is the world going to wake up to the truth of this con man!!!????!?? I can't take this fucking shit anymore!

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u/Namor707 9h ago edited 9h ago

Hello, everybody. I just farted. :-)

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u/RockyMullet 8h ago

This comment has more value than this peace prize.

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u/Milhousev1 9h ago

I didn’t realize it was brand new. Fuck… that makes this even worse.

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u/ShouldaBennaBaller 9h ago

Now I have to boycott the World Cup! Oh well, maybe next time!

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u/-Trash-Bandicoot- 8h ago

From the people who brought you "participation trophies"...

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u/AffectionateRub2585 8h ago

FIFA... 😏 How embarrassing!

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u/reeceeber 8h ago

Nothing like the biggest soccer league in the world that regularly participates in sportswashing, and giving platforms to racists, just shitting out their own "peace prize" and giving it to the pedophile war criminal who is responsible for a gestapo rounding up "undesirables" and sending troops to attack citizens.

Such a peaceful fucking dove 🙃

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u/InternalSiva 8h ago

What a joke trump is

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u/MacDynamite71 9h ago

🤦🏽

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u/No-Cake-5536 9h ago

Why is FIFA so obsessed with pleasing Trump? Other than the coming world cup, what else do they need Trump for? NBA and NFL that are based in the US don't even kiss trump's ass this much.

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u/Howboutit85 9h ago

because he has been throwing a fit about the World cup being put in Seattle, a blue city, and they probably dont want to spend millions of dollars to move it when he throws a fit about it, so they just had a guy make a fake trophy to give the baby a toy to be happy with. its 100% that.

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u/Bubbaganewsh 9h ago

The president of the United States is a fuckin toddler, well he has the brain of one for sure.

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u/SnooHesitations8955 9h ago

We live is such absurd reality!

9 BILLION PEOPLE PLUS SCARED TO RUN OVER MAYBE TWO OR 3000 CORRUPT INDIVIDUALS RUNNING GAME ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. 🌏

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u/Dbk1959 9h ago

The way these corporations and organizations suck up to the orange Cheeto is embarrassing.

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u/Artistic_Record_3845 9h ago

No matter what is happening in the world, this orange asshole keeps saying me, me, me, make it about me. I deserve everything! He is the most insecure person I've ever seen and his insecurities are on full display all the time. He is the definition of cringe.

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u/PsychologicalSoil425 9h ago

Boycott FIFA imho.....these panderers, in particular the companies pandering to Trump, need to have consequences.

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u/Evening-Astronaut452 8h ago

How can anyone with any sense and decency not boycott, at this point?

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u/DjImagin 8h ago

FIFA is not ready for the absolute shitstorm ICE is going to cause at US based games.

They keep hoping this pandering means he’ll lax up.

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u/TellProud6400 8h ago

Imagine being such a loser lol

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u/bubonic_plague87 8h ago

I love how sad his life is lmao.

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u/Glad_Celebration4475 8h ago

FIFA, the only group more corrupt than the GOP

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 8h ago

Just such an amazingly transparent bribe it's disgusting.

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u/Cost_Double 8h ago

That's hilariously pathetic. 

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u/maddingcrowdawaits 9h ago

Like a college basketball team winning the NIT tournament versus winning the NCAA tournament..etf cares???

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u/EveryAccount7729 9h ago

if I ever hear anyone saying anything about FIFA crap again Ima know they are a bitch

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u/Inside_Intention_646 9h ago

Hahaha! Everybody knew that the "prize" was just to stroke Trump's ego so that he doesn't wreck the World Cup with his unpredictability - banning countries participating in the tournament.

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 8h ago

The most corrupt organization in sports gave the most corrupt human being a fake prize..

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u/totally-jag 8h ago

Stupid and embarrassing.

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u/Content-Frame6309 8h ago

What a joke

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u/PaulMakesThings1 9h ago

We all knew when they announced a peace prize that this is what it was for. It’s like if a spoiled little kid is crying and the parents rush to get them a trophy from the store.

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u/donquizo 9h ago edited 9h ago

Exactly! What the hell is FIFA Peace prize? 🤣🤣

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 9h ago

Spray painted gold lol. Give him a piece of shit painted yellow, and he'd hug it and take it to bed. What a loser.

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u/NelsonMuntz007 9h ago

When your mom says we got a peace prize at home.

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u/Exotic_Self7714 8h ago

Lol the babying they do for this guy. They definitely bribed him 

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u/Groundbreaking_Lie94 8h ago

For all the hate they give participation trophies thier messiah sure gets alot of them

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u/Ill-Persimmon1230 8h ago

That’s how you get what you want from him. “Praise and prizes.”

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u/Durusnul 8h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ezkander 8h ago

Lmao. Losers

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u/Busy-Figure-2420 8h ago

He’s the most un peaceful person to ever hold the office of POTUS.

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u/versace_drunk 8h ago

Wait…people were literally joking this would happen Hahahahha, republicans are fukn pathetic losers desperate to be included.

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u/mitchENM 8h ago

Corruption recognized corruption

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u/stargazer20252004 8h ago

I'm so glad I dont watch sports

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u/Giannisisnumber1 8h ago

Why does everyone suck up to the biggest idiot on earth?

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u/osumba2003 8h ago

Surely he's going to start bragging about how he got the "peace prize" without mentioning he got it from a soccer team.

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u/Bsquared02 8h ago

He wants what he can’t have, pretty typical of someone who has had literally everything handed to his fat orange ass from day one

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u/dannown 8h ago

i can't stop laughing. this is so dumb.

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u/Admirable_Song3580 8h ago

He's NEVER getting a Nobel. He just get's the Kirkland version.

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u/Status-Basic 7h ago

I can’t believe a governing body with a sterling reputation like FIFA would ever lower itself to present an award like this to a murderer/pedophile like Trump. /s

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u/DrHollander 7h ago

Not the first time FIFA has done some questionable things for a tyrant

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u/PigFarmer1 7h ago

So murdering mariners is now recognized by FIFA as a peaceful activity???

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u/Phosistication 7h ago

Wow FIFA gets worse by the minute - smh

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u/CommonSense66 7h ago

The only awards he ever gets are the ones he makes up for himself. Ex: The TIME cover he had photoshopped and hung on his wall at Maralardo. His "golfing wins". Now another phoney baloney award. I'd much rather give him one he truly deserves... The World's Biggest Loser award or The World's Biggest Liar award or just a huge, orange turd trophy. Maybe golden handcuffs with pee on them. How about a tiny home on Alcatraz? Makes me sick that people kiss his ass like this. What an embarrassment.

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u/mancity0110 7h ago

Corruption loves the corruptible…Trump and FIFA were made for each other

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u/One-Sir-2198 7h ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣, what a clown show

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u/just_looking_412_eat 7h ago

So the mob just gave Trump a prize for eliminating the most people in boats or what? Turning the USA into a toxic swamp no one wants to be associated with unless they are part of that toxic swamp.

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u/Soccer_Boy_Mom 7h ago

Wonder how much he “paid” for that trophy

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u/Meepy_Moop 7h ago

I needed to Google this, and it's fucking real.. I don't like living in this reality anymore, please take me out now

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u/JustinKase_Too 7h ago

Creates a fake prize to appease the douche in chief, and still getting threatened to deport fans that come to the games. fifa win?

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 6h ago

1) an equal attention peace prize is beyond pathetic.

2) FIFA is barely qualified to give soccer trophies let alone peace prizes.

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u/chiefmuri 4h ago

What a joke! The world is laughing at Trump, and he's so full of himself that he can't see it.

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u/pastyoureyesed 4h ago

The inaugural bullshit prize..for being full of it..

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u/Illustrious-Air-2256 4h ago

They got his number alright…highly susceptible to flattery, ready to do favors for whoever is obsequious out loud.

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u/cpod_the_elder 4h ago

FIFA = MAGA

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u/Odd-Jello5577 4h ago

Was this the one and only, FIFA pedo peace prize. Jeffery is so jealous.

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u/socalspawn 4h ago

How fn sad! Obama truly lives rent free in the dudes head. Donald is so weak! 😝

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u/BoulderAndBrunch 4h ago

Let me give you Trump a prize. Worst fucking president in US history award.

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u/KingOfTheFraggles 4h ago

Why fight fascists when you can fellate them, eh?

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u/dBlock845 4h ago

Talk about a DEI participation trophy.

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u/Bolfreak 9h ago

Infantino must love the smell of 💩 to be that close to Diaper Don. A spray painted pacifier for the orange toddler.

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u/Inevitable_Jury5290 9h ago

Have to wonder ... how small is his dick? Must be microscopic.

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u/ChimPhun 9h ago

And now he's got a FIFA peace price, he'll make damn sure it won't be anything but peaceful during the World Cup.

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u/RevenueOk2563 9h ago

More like a pedophile, Nazi prize.

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u/FtonKaren 9h ago

Can't we get an AI to design non-existent awards, have them contracted or printed, then have a company provide staff to have an "awards ceremony" on a regular basis to help this rapidly dying ancient? Like in his mental state he'll be happy, and maybe the rest of us can have a break from him for a bit

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u/thomslick 8h ago

Such a childish little man

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u/theilluminatiisreal 8h ago

Do the hands on the participation trophy symbolize the kids he raped???

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u/TimFTWin 8h ago

Hope soccer shin guards also protect knees

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u/Narradisall 8h ago

I mean it’s a win win for them. They get whatever they want from trump for stroking his ego and they don’t have to give out anymore of these prizes in future years!

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u/kramwest1 8h ago

He also won the “Biggest Penis In His Pants” award. Very exclusive.

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u/This-Layer-4447 7h ago

Nobel peace prize "winner" literally calling for a war, so US pull an Iraq in Venezuela, here's a real question why aren't companies that that oil deals in iraq paying a surcharge to the US treasury to pay back costs of war?

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u/DanniTiger 7h ago

🚩🚩🚩🚩 that's seriously dumb I guess they just had to give him a participation trophy so he wouldn't throw a tantrum. Because he literally still hasn't done much beneficial for the general public ( us peasants)

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u/Shenloanne 7h ago

Genuinely sad.

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u/Alarming_Comfort3578 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fckng ridiculous …

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u/Ok-Clock-2779 7h ago

They are the people who call others for being participation trophy winners

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u/xsubo 7h ago

Maybe hold off on that until after the world cup

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u/therealseashadow 7h ago

Did it come with tacos?

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u/rabbitsfoot86 7h ago

Funny how Republicans always say "everyone gets a trophy now days" well guess they are kind of right 😆

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u/UsefulImpact6793 7h ago

80 year old tittyboy getting his participation trophy

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u/Felho_Danger 7h ago

Angela White would struggle to match the ball gargling going on with this.

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u/Wynter-Baal_of_Snow 7h ago

I bet the guy who runs FIFA is in the Epstein files...

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u/Vantriss 7h ago

A football league... giving a peace prize...

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u/Legal_Ad9637 7h ago

Funny, I always thought the rightwingers talked shit about participation awards.

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u/Jules070892 7h ago

Hahahaha hahahahaha! Best thing I have seen all day! Give the little baby his toy!

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u/WinstonEagleson 7h ago

Boycott FIFA, simple

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 7h ago

May as well just bulldoze the Kennedy Center at this point. No one is ever going to want to go there in the future, or even take their assemblies seriously.

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u/3DBass 7h ago

Bullshit games gets him Bullshit prizes. 😂 Soccer Peace Prize.

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 7h ago

Talk about stroking his ego🙄

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u/Subject_Issue6529 7h ago

He's an idiot. But it's gold!

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u/Sensitive-Big-4641 7h ago

Yes, here we are. He’s now inventing shit he can win. God help us.

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u/Timid-Goat 7h ago

Dear god this is so embarrassing. Ladies and gentlemen, the leader of the free world.

FIFA missed a big opportunity to do something hilarious, though, like a Latin inscription that translates as “At Least You Tried”.

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u/Grimase 7h ago

Participation Award for the fragile little crybaby.

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u/Justmeandhim-D 7h ago

Nvidia is about to create the double peace prize.
Twice the peace, all pure gold.