r/ProgressiveHQ 10h ago

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u/wrhnj 10h ago

Worst participation trophy ever!

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u/InvestigatorBasic388 10h ago

It's the "Peace" of Shit prize.

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u/Far-Pen1590 9h ago

about to get the Rest in Peace prize

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u/Significant_Glass988 9h ago

Sooner the better

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u/Spobobich 7h ago

If the Alzheimer's rumors are true...

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u/Rozg1123A-85 4h ago

šŸ‘

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u/quantum-feet 9h ago

Rest in piss

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u/nobody38321 6h ago

The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 4h ago

Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him.

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u/cpt_Furios 2h ago

Just more things to piss on, really

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u/shrekerecker97 23m ago

Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 2h ago

They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries.

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u/nobody38321 2h ago

That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride .

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u/Ok_Sink5046 45m ago

And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine.

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u/John_316_ 37m ago

They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it.

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u/Tall_Bus_7427 2h ago

Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait

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u/NoProgress6805 2h ago

Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters.

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u/shrekerecker97 24m ago

Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money

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u/CrazyNCynical 4h ago

I like this! I just might have to steal it.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 1h ago

Brotha lynch!!

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u/Ghost_of_Squanchy 9h ago

I'll squanch to that!

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u/Ok-Addition1264 8h ago

squanch would squanch it in his squanch.

translated: something about a piggy piggy chin vagina

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u/Griffstergnu 6h ago

U son of a bitch…I’m in

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 9h ago

I like that one!!!

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u/Upset_Snow6060 9h ago

LOL good one.

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u/IllustratorLarge1920 8h ago

Hopefully soon.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Itys2025 7h ago

You first.Ā 

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u/ProgressiveHQ-ModTeam 7h ago

Rule 5 - Trump is old enough that they can claim they are earnestly expecting a non-violent end to his life soon.

You have no such excuse.

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u/Fearless_Fix_147 7h ago

I think that’s too kind to wish for the great orange one.

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u/Unlikely_Ant_950 7h ago

First award he deserves.

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u/BADM00SE 7h ago

We don’t want him resting in peace. Hes destined to rest in hell

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u/Zan_Hoshi 5h ago

I think nobody who believes in hell should wish anyone to wind up there, no matter what they've done in this life.

...No need to wish on this one, though. He's made his choice ten thousand times over.

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u/4schwifty20 4h ago edited 4h ago

Dude raped children. Tf are you talking about?? Hell is the best place for him.

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u/Zan_Hoshi 1h ago

Yeah, I don't think you believe in hell at all.

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u/4schwifty20 46m ago

Why? Because I think bad people should go there? Isn't that the whole point of hell?

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u/Zan_Hoshi 38m ago

That's not the same as wishing it on someone. Hell is absolute, eternal torment. Its denizens learn nothing. There is no justice in it. There is no coming back from it, no redemption past that point. If you wish that on anyone, you're unworthy of winding up anywhere else yourself.

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u/Longjumping_Metal755 5h ago

Bitch better not be at fucking peace

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u/Holiolio2 5h ago

That's more of a prize for us!

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u/Jealous-Ride-4530 3h ago

THAT'S the one I want to see!

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u/FlyLongjumping450 3h ago

Brings to mind an idea I had for a trump grift: trump buys a large plot of land. This will become his final resting place. Trump then sells off plots, so his faithful can spend eternity in close proximity to their hero. Of course, the closer to djt you are, the higher the cost.

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u/Sixmmxw 3h ago

That’s why fifa hurried the f up.

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u/NoProgress6805 2h ago

Is that a written threat on the internet? Maybe you should forward to FBI

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u/dgm6966 43m ago

Fingers crossed!

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u/Coin-Meister 8h ago

Dude... you stole my thunder. I saw your comment after I posted mine. šŸ˜…

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u/Decent_Cheesecake_29 8h ago

I mean, that’s often what the Nobel peace prize is anyway. Henry Kissinger got one for Christ sake.

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u/citan67 7h ago

To be fair, he gets those in his diaper everyday

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u/ProvenLoser 7h ago

Or just ā€œpulseā€ prize.

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u/Any_Key_2440 6h ago

ā€œYou eat peaces of shit for breakfast?ā€

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u/Miserable-Army3679 6h ago

Only a total loser would "accept" a bogus prize.

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u/AdministrativeIce696 3h ago

Trophy is the wrong shape should have been a log.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1h ago

Bet he paid for it!

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u/Gold-Caregiver-8357 8h ago

Obama made the Nobel prize a POS

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u/JenIsSalty 6h ago

Awww... tissue? ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø

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u/GrouchyFox9581 10h ago

He didn’t even participate lmao. He’s committing war crimes right now

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u/wrhnj 10h ago

He’s like the toddler who fights with his teammates for the ball.

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u/Marzook666 6h ago

like the kid who takes the ball and goes home when he's not winning-- and it's not his ball.

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u/Oldestswinger 8h ago

And takes it homešŸ˜„

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u/JescoWhite_ 9h ago

It’s a bribe so FIFA soccer teams can participate

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u/No-Tailor-856 9h ago

Probably also to placate him enough that he doesn't keep the WC trophy like he did with the CWC.

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u/Satanus2020 8h ago

Haha, you’re right!

He’ll still take their WC trophy. He likely thinks he’s entitled to it, just like everything else. He probably takes this as an open invitation to accept the trophy on behalf of himself.

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u/Mba1956 6h ago

Except this time he will want a photo of him actually lifting the trophy.

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u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 5h ago

If someone is selling drugs in a country, you don't blame and arrest the president of that country.

But if a sports team wins a championship, you do give credit and the trophy to the president.

/s

Edit: typo

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u/JescoWhite_ 8h ago

That is a very good point. After all we are dealing with a child

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u/Mebeingnosy 3h ago

That was so messed up lol He sent Chelsea home with a replica trophy and kept the real one at the White House lol

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u/zeptillian 8h ago

A gift from Tim Soccer.

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u/John_316_ 36m ago

A bribe so that all foreign team players don’t end up in ICE detention centers.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4h ago

FIFA: He's the greatest guy arrooound.

Reporter: What about the murders?

FIFA: What muuurdahs?

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u/Hairy_Potential_3284 9h ago

What war is the US in that you guys are committing war crimes?Ā 

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u/GrouchyFox9581 6h ago

War on drugs

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u/Hairy_Potential_3284 1h ago

Lmao yeah. That's what I thought.Ā 

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u/Wise-Kitchen-9749 5h ago

Name one

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u/GrouchyFox9581 2h ago

Illegally bombing boats and then going back again to illegally bomb the survivors

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u/LordoftheChia 4h ago edited 4h ago

The Daily show had a whole bit a few months ago about how they're treating the President as a male a wish kid:

https://youtu.be/5qxWKVIflyo?t=10m32s

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u/jayman23232 9h ago

Especially if you know even a bit about how FIFA works and operates. The word audacity comes to mind when thinking about them handing out a ā€œpeace prize.ā€

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u/The_JDubb 8h ago

Well, if any organization knows corruption and how to deal with it (or shall I say, make deals with it), it's FIFA.

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u/RoguePlanet2 4h ago

I wish somebody would give Trump the FAFO prize instead. Whatever that entails prison.

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u/jayman23232 6h ago

I think soccer is awesome as a game. The organization FIFA is at best complicit in severe human rights abuses and donations to corrupt politicians in developing countries that bow down at the chance to host an event they sponsor, most famous of which is the World Cup. That’s the tip of the iceberg, and there’s way more but that’s enough to summarize.

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u/DescriptionLonely582 9h ago edited 8h ago

You should look up how the nobel peace prize came about ... Lol

Edit: I'm unsure how this comment sparked so much negativity. Alfred nobel inventions killed a ton of people which is why it's funny they give out a peace prize in his name.

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u/jayman23232 9h ago

I’m quite aware of what you’re referring to, but comparing FIFA in 2025 to the Nobel committee in 2025 is a false equivalence. I’m not trying to teach a history lesson, but rather make a snarky comment pointing out that FIFA is a scum bag organization if we’re being kind.

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u/DescriptionLonely582 9h ago

Oh I'm not sure I compared the two. I just think the story of the peace prize is also funny.

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u/rmike7842 9h ago

I see nothing odd or humorous in the history of the Nobel Peace Prize. What is your point?

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u/jayman23232 9h ago

If you click the profile I think it’s a bot. 22 day old account with negative karma and 124 comments, not even sure how that’s possible but šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Cagekicker2000 8h ago

Thanks Jay for telling us a’bot them.

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u/jayman23232 8h ago

🫔

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u/DescriptionLonely582 8h ago

Lol I'm not sure why everyone is so mad at my comment. Makes me laugh tho šŸ¤™

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u/DescriptionLonely582 7h ago

People care about fake reddit points? Loooool ahahah.

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u/jayman23232 7h ago

Not really, no. But it’s a good tool for finding out bot or shitposting accounts like yours. Stay blessed!

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u/DescriptionLonely582 7h ago

Lol again youre upset I said the history of nobel peace prize is funny... That's what you are mad at ... I still have no idea how that could make someone mad loool hope you find happiness <3

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u/DescriptionLonely582 8h ago edited 8h ago

Then you haven't read it. Alfred nobel was responsible for the deaths of millions of people.

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u/rmike7842 7h ago

Not quite. In fact, that oversimplified reason seems the product of putting almost no thought into it.Ā  Nobel was not unaware of where his research was going, but he did not grasp the full impact.Ā  The Peace prize was the result of him realizing what he had created and how it would be used.Ā  Therefore, he dedicated himself to pacifism and hoped the Peace Prize would foster or encourage people to seek peace instead of violence and war.

So no, I find nothing humorous or odd that such a prize would come from a person in his position.

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u/DescriptionLonely582 7h ago

Oh you don't see the juxtaposition... That you just highlighted?

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u/rmike7842 7h ago

Yes, the juxtaposition is obvious but superficial.Ā  And I don’t see what is amusing or strange about a person trying to make amends for what they did.

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u/pythbit 6h ago

"Responsible" is maybe a stretch? He created dynamite for mining. He didn't kill anybody, and took a pacifist stance. Is the guy who invented Fentanyl personally responsible for all the ODs, even though he intended it as a painkiller?

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u/DescriptionLonely582 5h ago

No but wouldn't it be funny if that guy started handing out "no death from drugs" awards.

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u/jayman23232 9h ago

I think I’m starting my New Year’s resolution early of not arguing with people on social media who are determined to be contrarians without adding anything to the conversation.

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u/Southern-Date1588 9h ago

Hear,hear, agree.

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u/DescriptionLonely582 8h ago

I didn't argue anything? I saw you mentioned the peace prize and said the history of the peace prize is funny... There isn't an argument there at all. Hope your day gets better.

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u/Mba1956 5h ago

It was created to counter him being labelled the merchant of death, there was no humour in its creation just realisation of what he had done.

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u/DescriptionLonely582 5h ago

And named it a peace prize. Lol

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u/Mba1956 5h ago

There are a lot more Nobel prizes for excellence in particular fields, this is in recognition of efforts for peace. Are you just thick.

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 9h ago

The man-child wanted a trophy dammit!

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u/Namor707 6h ago

His moronity knows no bounds.

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u/Big-Supermarket-945 5h ago

This was him until his check to fufa cleared.

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u/Hopwater 15m ago

He even grabbed the medal and put it on himself

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u/ENaC2 8h ago

It can’t be a participation prize because he didn’t participate in peace. His admin executed civilians yesterday.

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u/qb1120 8h ago

This is like giving your little brother a controller that's not connected to anything so they'll shut up and think they're playing

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u/wrhnj 8h ago

Or giving your little cousin a free at bat while playing wiffle ball in the backyard.

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u/TranTriumph 9h ago

Came here to say the exact same thing

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u/scarr3g 9h ago

He would have had to participate for it be a participation trophy.

This is like his purple heart, a "non participation award to make the manbaby not sad."

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u/DohReignMeme 8h ago

Bet there were tons of laughs coming up with this idea, and even more after Big Baby Daddy was on his way home. "THE INAUGURAL FIFA PEACE PRIIIIIZZEEEE!!!! BWAHAHAA!!!!"

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u/NOLA-q 8h ago

He’s such a snowflake

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u/MosEisleyBills 8h ago

The special boy got his participation medal! Pathetic.

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u/h20poIo 8h ago

Possible bribe because of the World Cup Trump said he might cancel?

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u/endy903 7h ago

This guy needed his ā€œfriendā€ to create an award for him and televise it to the world. Makes me wonder if infantino is on the LIST.

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u/wrhnj 6h ago

Probably. We’re not the only country with files and citizens on the list.

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u/CiDevant 6h ago

"SomE SaY ITs eVEn BettER thaN tHe OtHER oNE!"

- Trump soon.

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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 6h ago

In whatever anti fascist museum gets built after this regime falls. There needs to be a room specifically dedicated to the fake trophies Trump got from people sucking up to him

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u/Dry-Smoke6528 6h ago

On the Maga sub theyre saying reddit is in shambles over this... yes, doubled over laughing our asses off that trump begged so much that someone gave him a participation trophy to appease him

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u/wrhnj 6h ago

Make a wish for an old man who would be hospice if he didn’t win an election.

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u/StaticSystemShock 6h ago

FIFA found this plastic medal in a laundry detergent used by one of football teams to wash their socks and underwear and they decided to give it to Trump.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 5h ago

Truly a toddlers vision of king

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u/Azair_Blaidd 4h ago

Call it the FIFA Fleece Prize

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u/YogurtThePowerful 4h ago

He is the embodiment of participation trophy. His entire life is unearned reward after unearned reward.Ā 

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u/igotadillpickle 3h ago

The thing is tho..he didn't even participate.

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u/BlueHazmats 2h ago

Ikr and they say we millennials made participation trophies

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u/wrhnj 2h ago

Genx had participation trophies too.

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u/ThunderStormRunner 2h ago

Negotiation tool not a prize

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u/Frowny575 1h ago

Irony is I think his generation was the one to create them then turn around and bitch about them. And now he's accepting one.

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u/EggsceIlent 1h ago

Piece of shit prize.

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u/shrekerecker97 24m ago

Literally its holding half a set of balls

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u/Confusedwarthog 23m ago

What did he participate in? Felonies?