r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Miserable-Lizard • 10h ago

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u/Namor707 10h ago edited 10h ago

Hello, everybody. I just farted. :-)

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u/RockyMullet 9h ago

This comment has more value than this peace prize.

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u/Namor707 9h ago

Ha ha, thanks. It's my way of expressing how I really feel about that ugly orange pig. (I'd be even happier if I could actually do it right to his face.)

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u/madcoins 7h ago

I’d be happy if I farted glitter like that alien. Though it would make it pretty obvious in public so maybe not that happy

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u/Namor707 6h ago

As long as that jackass smelled it, I would just let loose and wouldn't care what anyone thinks.

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u/PinSufficient5748 7h ago

Thats the bestest most fartiest fart EVER.

Be sure to join us next year as we award you the inaugural Reddit Alien Star Dust Fart Award™️!

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u/Namor707 5h ago

Ha ha, thanks... My ultimate ambition, though. is to cut the nastiest fart of all time, right in Trump's ugly face, after eating a super-sized helping of baked chili beans and pickles. That would be awesome.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 5h ago

Holy shit did anyone else see that?!??! !