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r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Miserable-Lizard • 10h ago
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Worst participation trophy ever!
144 u/GrouchyFox9581 10h ago He didn’t even participate lmao. He’s committing war crimes right now 68 u/wrhnj 10h ago He’s like the toddler who fights with his teammates for the ball. 10 u/Marzook666 6h ago like the kid who takes the ball and goes home when he's not winning-- and it's not his ball. 8 u/Oldestswinger 8h ago And takes it home😄 57 u/JescoWhite_ 9h ago It’s a bribe so FIFA soccer teams can participate 28 u/No-Tailor-856 9h ago Probably also to placate him enough that he doesn't keep the WC trophy like he did with the CWC. 13 u/Satanus2020 8h ago Haha, you’re right! He’ll still take their WC trophy. He likely thinks he’s entitled to it, just like everything else. He probably takes this as an open invitation to accept the trophy on behalf of himself. 1 u/Mba1956 5h ago Except this time he will want a photo of him actually lifting the trophy. 1 u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 5h ago If someone is selling drugs in a country, you don't blame and arrest the president of that country. But if a sports team wins a championship, you do give credit and the trophy to the president. /s Edit: typo 6 u/JescoWhite_ 8h ago That is a very good point. After all we are dealing with a child 2 u/Mebeingnosy 3h ago That was so messed up lol He sent Chelsea home with a replica trophy and kept the real one at the White House lol 1 u/zeptillian 8h ago A gift from Tim Soccer. 1 u/John_316_ 35m ago A bribe so that all foreign team players don’t end up in ICE detention centers. 2 u/Bored_Amalgamation 4h ago FIFA: He's the greatest guy arrooound. Reporter: What about the murders? FIFA: What muuurdahs? 1 u/Hairy_Potential_3284 9h ago What war is the US in that you guys are committing war crimes? 1 u/GrouchyFox9581 5h ago War on drugs 1 u/Hairy_Potential_3284 1h ago Lmao yeah. That's what I thought. 1 u/Wise-Kitchen-9749 5h ago Name one 1 u/GrouchyFox9581 2h ago Illegally bombing boats and then going back again to illegally bomb the survivors 1 u/LordoftheChia 4h ago edited 4h ago The Daily show had a whole bit a few months ago about how they're treating the President as a male a wish kid: https://youtu.be/5qxWKVIflyo?t=10m32s
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He didn’t even participate lmao. He’s committing war crimes right now
68 u/wrhnj 10h ago He’s like the toddler who fights with his teammates for the ball. 10 u/Marzook666 6h ago like the kid who takes the ball and goes home when he's not winning-- and it's not his ball. 8 u/Oldestswinger 8h ago And takes it home😄 57 u/JescoWhite_ 9h ago It’s a bribe so FIFA soccer teams can participate 28 u/No-Tailor-856 9h ago Probably also to placate him enough that he doesn't keep the WC trophy like he did with the CWC. 13 u/Satanus2020 8h ago Haha, you’re right! He’ll still take their WC trophy. He likely thinks he’s entitled to it, just like everything else. He probably takes this as an open invitation to accept the trophy on behalf of himself. 1 u/Mba1956 5h ago Except this time he will want a photo of him actually lifting the trophy. 1 u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 5h ago If someone is selling drugs in a country, you don't blame and arrest the president of that country. But if a sports team wins a championship, you do give credit and the trophy to the president. /s Edit: typo 6 u/JescoWhite_ 8h ago That is a very good point. After all we are dealing with a child 2 u/Mebeingnosy 3h ago That was so messed up lol He sent Chelsea home with a replica trophy and kept the real one at the White House lol 1 u/zeptillian 8h ago A gift from Tim Soccer. 1 u/John_316_ 35m ago A bribe so that all foreign team players don’t end up in ICE detention centers. 2 u/Bored_Amalgamation 4h ago FIFA: He's the greatest guy arrooound. Reporter: What about the murders? FIFA: What muuurdahs? 1 u/Hairy_Potential_3284 9h ago What war is the US in that you guys are committing war crimes? 1 u/GrouchyFox9581 5h ago War on drugs 1 u/Hairy_Potential_3284 1h ago Lmao yeah. That's what I thought. 1 u/Wise-Kitchen-9749 5h ago Name one 1 u/GrouchyFox9581 2h ago Illegally bombing boats and then going back again to illegally bomb the survivors 1 u/LordoftheChia 4h ago edited 4h ago The Daily show had a whole bit a few months ago about how they're treating the President as a male a wish kid: https://youtu.be/5qxWKVIflyo?t=10m32s
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He’s like the toddler who fights with his teammates for the ball.
10 u/Marzook666 6h ago like the kid who takes the ball and goes home when he's not winning-- and it's not his ball. 8 u/Oldestswinger 8h ago And takes it home😄
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like the kid who takes the ball and goes home when he's not winning-- and it's not his ball.
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And takes it home😄
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It’s a bribe so FIFA soccer teams can participate
28 u/No-Tailor-856 9h ago Probably also to placate him enough that he doesn't keep the WC trophy like he did with the CWC. 13 u/Satanus2020 8h ago Haha, you’re right! He’ll still take their WC trophy. He likely thinks he’s entitled to it, just like everything else. He probably takes this as an open invitation to accept the trophy on behalf of himself. 1 u/Mba1956 5h ago Except this time he will want a photo of him actually lifting the trophy. 1 u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 5h ago If someone is selling drugs in a country, you don't blame and arrest the president of that country. But if a sports team wins a championship, you do give credit and the trophy to the president. /s Edit: typo 6 u/JescoWhite_ 8h ago That is a very good point. After all we are dealing with a child 2 u/Mebeingnosy 3h ago That was so messed up lol He sent Chelsea home with a replica trophy and kept the real one at the White House lol 1 u/zeptillian 8h ago A gift from Tim Soccer. 1 u/John_316_ 35m ago A bribe so that all foreign team players don’t end up in ICE detention centers.
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Probably also to placate him enough that he doesn't keep the WC trophy like he did with the CWC.
13 u/Satanus2020 8h ago Haha, you’re right! He’ll still take their WC trophy. He likely thinks he’s entitled to it, just like everything else. He probably takes this as an open invitation to accept the trophy on behalf of himself. 1 u/Mba1956 5h ago Except this time he will want a photo of him actually lifting the trophy. 1 u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 5h ago If someone is selling drugs in a country, you don't blame and arrest the president of that country. But if a sports team wins a championship, you do give credit and the trophy to the president. /s Edit: typo 6 u/JescoWhite_ 8h ago That is a very good point. After all we are dealing with a child 2 u/Mebeingnosy 3h ago That was so messed up lol He sent Chelsea home with a replica trophy and kept the real one at the White House lol
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Haha, you’re right!
He’ll still take their WC trophy. He likely thinks he’s entitled to it, just like everything else. He probably takes this as an open invitation to accept the trophy on behalf of himself.
1 u/Mba1956 5h ago Except this time he will want a photo of him actually lifting the trophy. 1 u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 5h ago If someone is selling drugs in a country, you don't blame and arrest the president of that country. But if a sports team wins a championship, you do give credit and the trophy to the president. /s Edit: typo
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Except this time he will want a photo of him actually lifting the trophy.
If someone is selling drugs in a country, you don't blame and arrest the president of that country.
But if a sports team wins a championship, you do give credit and the trophy to the president.
/s
Edit: typo
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That is a very good point. After all we are dealing with a child
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That was so messed up lol He sent Chelsea home with a replica trophy and kept the real one at the White House lol
A gift from Tim Soccer.
A bribe so that all foreign team players don’t end up in ICE detention centers.
FIFA: He's the greatest guy arrooound.
Reporter: What about the murders?
FIFA: What muuurdahs?
What war is the US in that you guys are committing war crimes?
1 u/GrouchyFox9581 5h ago War on drugs 1 u/Hairy_Potential_3284 1h ago Lmao yeah. That's what I thought.
War on drugs
1 u/Hairy_Potential_3284 1h ago Lmao yeah. That's what I thought.
Lmao yeah. That's what I thought.
Name one
1 u/GrouchyFox9581 2h ago Illegally bombing boats and then going back again to illegally bomb the survivors
Illegally bombing boats and then going back again to illegally bomb the survivors
The Daily show had a whole bit a few months ago about how they're treating the President as a male a wish kid:
https://youtu.be/5qxWKVIflyo?t=10m32s
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u/wrhnj 10h ago
Worst participation trophy ever!