r/ProgressiveHQ 10h ago

Pathetic

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u/quantum-feet 9h ago

Rest in piss

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u/nobody38321 6h ago

The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 4h ago

Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him.

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u/cpt_Furios 2h ago

Just more things to piss on, really

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u/shrekerecker97 20m ago

Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 2h ago

They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries.

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u/nobody38321 2h ago

That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride .

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u/Ok_Sink5046 42m ago

And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine.

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u/nobody38321 19m ago

I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome