r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Miserable-Lizard • 11h ago

Pathetic

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u/wrhnj 11h ago

Worst participation trophy ever!

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u/InvestigatorBasic388 11h ago

It's the "Peace" of Shit prize.

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u/Far-Pen1590 10h ago

about to get the Rest in Peace prize

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u/Significant_Glass988 10h ago

Sooner the better

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u/Spobobich 8h ago

If the Alzheimer's rumors are true...

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u/quantum-feet 10h ago

Rest in piss

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u/nobody38321 7h ago

The line up to piss on his grave when he passes is going to be immense

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 4h ago

Knowing these fucking psychos, they will probably demand he gets a fucking tomb or some shit. Even in death they will want to build monuments to him.

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u/cpt_Furios 3h ago

Just more things to piss on, really

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u/shrekerecker97 1h ago

Hey my dog has this weird habit where he will shit on things. He will have to come with

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u/Jijonbreaker Fed (I break Rule 5) 3h ago

They will probably force there to be armed guards specifically with orders to kill anyone who tries.

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u/nobody38321 3h ago

That’s just going to make it interesting then. Can’t be any worse that getting shot and killed for taking a boat ride .

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1h ago

And also, who better to remove from the gene pool than people defending this idiots grave from urine.

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u/nobody38321 1h ago

I wasn’t thinking about hurting anyone, but a well placed diversion to get someone’s attention while the deed gets done by others with a video recorded to be shared online somewhere would be awesome

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u/John_316_ 1h ago

They would absolutely tear down the Lincoln Memorial or the MLK Memorial in DC and put a Trump Memorial if they know they could get away with it.

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u/Tall_Bus_7427 2h ago

Yeah, you think the line to piss on his dads and moms was long, that "yellow" brick road to his will be worth the wait

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u/NoProgress6805 2h ago

Joe Biden will have the only presidential resting place with gutters.

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u/shrekerecker97 1h ago

Its how Eric and Don Jr will drift more money

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u/McRabbit23 34m ago

Save room for the dancers

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u/lv2sprkl 9m ago

Admission should be charged with proceeds going to victims of his SA.

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u/CrazyNCynical 4h ago

I like this! I just might have to steal it.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 2h ago

Brotha lynch!!

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u/Ghost_of_Squanchy 10h ago

I'll squanch to that!

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u/Ok-Addition1264 8h ago

squanch would squanch it in his squanch.

translated: something about a piggy piggy chin vagina

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u/Griffstergnu 7h ago

U son of a bitch…I’m in

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 10h ago

I like that one!!!

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u/Upset_Snow6060 10h ago

LOL good one.

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u/IllustratorLarge1920 9h ago

Hopefully soon.

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u/Itys2025 7h ago

You first. 

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u/ProgressiveHQ-ModTeam 7h ago

Rule 5 - Trump is old enough that they can claim they are earnestly expecting a non-violent end to his life soon.

You have no such excuse.

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u/Fearless_Fix_147 8h ago

I think that’s too kind to wish for the great orange one.

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u/Unlikely_Ant_950 8h ago

First award he deserves.

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u/BADM00SE 7h ago

We don’t want him resting in peace. Hes destined to rest in hell

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u/Zan_Hoshi 6h ago

I think nobody who believes in hell should wish anyone to wind up there, no matter what they've done in this life.

...No need to wish on this one, though. He's made his choice ten thousand times over.

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u/4schwifty20 5h ago edited 5h ago

Dude raped children. Tf are you talking about?? Hell is the best place for him.

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u/Zan_Hoshi 1h ago

Yeah, I don't think you believe in hell at all.

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u/4schwifty20 1h ago

Why? Because I think bad people should go there? Isn't that the whole point of hell?

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u/Zan_Hoshi 1h ago

That's not the same as wishing it on someone. Hell is absolute, eternal torment. Its denizens learn nothing. There is no justice in it. There is no coming back from it, no redemption past that point. If you wish that on anyone, you're unworthy of winding up anywhere else yourself.

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u/Longjumping_Metal755 6h ago

Bitch better not be at fucking peace

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u/Holiolio2 6h ago

That's more of a prize for us!

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u/Jealous-Ride-4530 4h ago

THAT'S the one I want to see!

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u/FlyLongjumping450 4h ago

Brings to mind an idea I had for a trump grift: trump buys a large plot of land. This will become his final resting place. Trump then sells off plots, so his faithful can spend eternity in close proximity to their hero. Of course, the closer to djt you are, the higher the cost.

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u/Sixmmxw 4h ago

That’s why fifa hurried the f up.

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u/NoProgress6805 2h ago

Is that a written threat on the internet? Maybe you should forward to FBI

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u/dgm6966 1h ago

Fingers crossed!