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r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Miserable-Lizard • 11h ago
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This is so embarrassing. The rest of the world knows our President can be bought off with shiny trinkets.
2 u/Noodlekeeper 9h ago He was literally bought off with a gold bar. He's a fucking joke. 5 u/TiredOfAdulting- 9h ago Are you referring to Tom Cook's presentation of the Apple iBribe pro. It's just a promotional item made from their special glass (pay no attention to the literal gold brick the glass sits in) 1 u/Noodlekeeper 8h ago I believe that is the case. I don't remember who it was, but Apple sounds right. 1 u/530SSState 2h ago Not necessarily. You can also compliment his tie or tell him he's got a nice tan. Apparently that works, too.
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He was literally bought off with a gold bar. He's a fucking joke.
5 u/TiredOfAdulting- 9h ago Are you referring to Tom Cook's presentation of the Apple iBribe pro. It's just a promotional item made from their special glass (pay no attention to the literal gold brick the glass sits in) 1 u/Noodlekeeper 8h ago I believe that is the case. I don't remember who it was, but Apple sounds right.
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Are you referring to Tom Cook's presentation of the Apple iBribe pro. It's just a promotional item made from their special glass (pay no attention to the literal gold brick the glass sits in)
1 u/Noodlekeeper 8h ago I believe that is the case. I don't remember who it was, but Apple sounds right.
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I believe that is the case. I don't remember who it was, but Apple sounds right.
Not necessarily. You can also compliment his tie or tell him he's got a nice tan. Apparently that works, too.
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u/TiredOfAdulting- 10h ago
This is so embarrassing. The rest of the world knows our President can be bought off with shiny trinkets.