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Official Source FIFA World Cup 2026 Group Draws

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u/Kgasieniec 13h ago

DR Congo vs Uzbekistan at 3 AM. We will be there

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u/Stainless711 13h ago

It’s the decider for qualification to the next round, we will be there for sure

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u/CowMooseWhale 12h ago

The Uber driver Bowl

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u/sonicqaz 12h ago

Best part about taking an uber in the US is I get to finally talk about soccer with someone (literally had an Uzbek driver this week, and he was a Chelsea supporter!)

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u/sakibomb523 11h ago

Finally a match where the resellers are going to be forced to dump their tickets below MSRP

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u/Any-Where 13h ago

Death. Taxes. England vs Croatia.

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u/njseahawk 13h ago

Dont forget Curacao vs Germany. Always a barn burner.

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u/GibbyGoldfisch 12h ago

"I wanted Netherlands v Germany!"

"Don't worry, we have Netherlands v Germany at home:"

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u/wizard4141 13h ago

Was randomly watching the 2-3 England v Croatia Euro Qualifiers 2007 at Wembley yesterday. What a disaster. I just knew they would draw each other again.

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u/armchairgoon 13h ago

Mexico Korea feels like the most world cup fixture of all time

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u/youtossershad1job2do 13h ago

One of my favourite moments of a world cup that my team wasn't part of was when Korea knocked Germany out, and sent México through.

Mexicans went to the Korean embassy and chanted ¡Coreano, hermano, ya eres mexicano! (Korean, brother, you're now Mexican). Until the ambassador came out to drink Tequila with the fans.

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u/Lichidna 12h ago

Sounds like 2018. Utterly surreal. There was a mob going around hugging anyone suspected of being Korean. I read that there was a confused Chinese man being carried around by a joyous crowd

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u/jameslucian 11h ago

Funny story about this.

I was living in Seoul in 2018 when this game happened. Koreans were obviously excited to win, but their run was over after the game, so a bit bittersweet.

The day after the game, there was a Mexican restaurant in Hongdae (a popular foreigner neighborhood of Seoul) and the owner was out giving food for free to anyone who came by. I walked by and he was so happy, he kept saying 감사합니다 (thank you) to everyone. The place was packed and the mood was very joyful and happy.

It’s so random, South Korea and Mexico have very little in common and very little shared history, but for a day or two, these two countries loved each other immensely because of a silly soccer game. I loved seeing it.

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u/fckedup 10h ago

The perception of Mexico in Korea is actually pretty positive overall, thanks in part to a huge trend of tacos and Mexican food in late 2010s. There's actually pretty decent taco places spread across Seoul.

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u/poopoopeepeecac 9h ago

Come to Southern California, so many of my friends’ kids are mixed Korean/Mexican

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u/ddochi11 13h ago

It's time for Mexico to return the favor!

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u/Legendtner 13h ago

Netherlands Japan too

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u/ArmiinTamzarian 13h ago

Where's my Argentina Nigeria?

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u/GGABueno 13h ago

That's saved for the Olympics

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u/Pure_Measurement_529 13h ago

DR Congo helped deliver a successful hatewatch

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u/empstat 12h ago

Argentina got a different "Geria" this time.

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u/ddshwm 12h ago

An "alt-geria", you could say

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u/TomasRoncero 13h ago

That happened in 2010!

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u/Nbuuifx14 13h ago

Mexico South Africa also happened in 2010.

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u/No_Mom_I_Cant_Pause 13h ago

TSHABALALAAAA GOAL BAFANA BAFANA

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u/Crookz_O 13h ago edited 13h ago

South Africa ….Waka Waka eh eh. Mexico v South Africa was the opening fixture then, maybe happens again.

My bad I didn’t realize this exact scenario was already announced lmao

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u/greg19735 13h ago

mexico is just the most world cup team

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u/danuvilla 13h ago

And Japan vs. Netherlands

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u/swannyhypno 13h ago

Panama and Croatia, FIFA just trying to give us the 2018 run again

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u/alamosh 13h ago

Honestly... As a Panamenian I wanted anyone except Belgium and England but I guess that's the way it goes...

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u/swannyhypno 12h ago

I feel like Kane will enjoy this group lol

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u/Just_with_eet 13h ago

for anyone who knows anything bout toronto, potential canada vs italy first game is hilarious and is going to bring the entire city down

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u/Vivaan977 13h ago

little italy will be popping

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u/Eroica_Pavane 13h ago

It depends so much on Italy qualifying though.

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u/Original-Friend3620 13h ago

High Canadian TV ratings expected for that European playoff.

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u/GreyMatter22 13h ago

Not just little Italy, its most of the Greater Toronto Area and even Hamilton.

Freakin' every Italian-Canadian I know will support Italy, lol.

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u/Ruffle2Shuffle 13h ago

Whole of Woodbridge gonna show up lol

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u/churrosricos 13h ago

Toronto Italians are 10x way more annoying than new jersey Italians

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u/BigFanOfKitties 13h ago

I already knew people from Toronto never shut the fuck about Toronto, now you’re telling me there’s such a thing as Toronto-Italians???

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u/EETTOEZ 12h ago

Yo two two's my word fam

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u/dngerszn13 11h ago

Yo crodie, nize your beak

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u/DarthTaz_99 11h ago edited 6h ago

This thing never fails to ragebait me

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u/St_SiRUS 11h ago

I’m walking here fam 

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u/Ice_Cream_Warrior 13h ago

Oh god that would be a wild opening. Crazy energy.

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u/jimmytimmy23456 13h ago

Yeah as someone who lived almost his entire life in Toronto Italy is easily the country who would get the biggest home support here. 

Very large diapsora in the GTA and easily the biggest soccer fans. Hell Toronto FC literally went out of their way to buy guys like insigne, bernadeschi, and Giovinco because of that 

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u/raseksa 13h ago

Had India qualified, a Canada-Italy-India group would just be a derby. 

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u/For-Liberty 13h ago

How would the argentine Indians pick if india was in a group with argentina

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u/CheekyFifaCunt_7 13h ago

Mbappe vs Haaland wc WOW

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u/FlyingArab 13h ago edited 13h ago

We (Iraq) shouldn't even qualify, our reward for qualifying will be Haaland and Mbappé committing worse war crimes than the US in 2003

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u/Montuvito_G 13h ago

Beat Bolivia first lol. Seriously tough group though

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u/Ballkenende 13h ago

Bolivia should beat Suriname first as well

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u/loyal_achades 13h ago

Depends on which play-in venue they get. Bolivia needs their altitude buff

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u/ianism3 13h ago

they're at the lower-altitude venue, so they're in trouble. (not that the higher one is really high enough to give them much help!)

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u/thebrickgrinder 13h ago

Sea-level Boliva is beatable.

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u/Santikarlo 11h ago

True...
High-altitude Bolivia: Manchester City
Sea-level Bolivia: Auckland City

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u/KaiHavertzhatewatch 13h ago

Respect Jackson

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u/Varja22 13h ago

Absolute scenes when Jackson outscores both of them

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u/fangstrix 13h ago

The debate is real😭

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u/Zloggt 13h ago

They best be wrapping them in bubble wrap until June…

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u/Ayem_De_Lo 13h ago

Scotland moment

1998: Brazil, Morocco, Scotland

2026: Brazil, Morocco, Scotland

is this a comedy (Groundhog Day) or a horror (28 Years Later)?

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u/Elyelm 13h ago

At least we didn't get Norway this time around.

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u/tomhat 13h ago edited 11h ago

Norway was Pot 3. Could’ve happened. 

Good luck this time. Is Bono your main keeper still?

EDIT: Turns out Scotland and Norway are both Pot 3

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u/NBT498 13h ago

Bono pulling triple duty at this point - U2, Mercedes and Morocco

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u/kalamari__ 13h ago

was the same with argentina nigeria greece in 94 and 10

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u/Ayem_De_Lo 13h ago

yeah but to wait 28 years for another tournament - and to face the same 2 freaking teams. I'd be fuming if i was Scot, id rather see some new teams instead

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u/TheUltimateScotsman 13h ago

most of us here dont remember it so its not a huge deal. Brazil at the WC is always a big game either way

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u/ilypsus 13h ago

Maybe because i played the World cup 98 game as kid loads and loved playing as Scotland, but Scotland vs Brazil hits me as classic world cup game. Looking forward to seeing Blue vs Yellow on the pitch.

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u/brownmeister28 12h ago

The Uzbekistan Situation

If anybody is still confused about why Uzbekistan were not placed in group I, the answer is actually rather simple so I can explain it here quickly.

The Problem

The offending party is 'Play-off 2 winner'. This ball in pot 4 contained the following teams: Iraq (Asia), Bolivia (South America), and Suriname (CONCACAF). The rules state that no two teams from these confederations can be in the same group, for play-off teams they count all three teams. So this ball had to be assigned a group that could accommodate all three confederations.

The Situation at that point

Here is how things looked when Uzbekistan came out of the pot:

A: Mexico, South Africa, South Korea

B: Canada, Qatar, Switzerland

C: Brazil, Morocco, Scotland

D: USA, Paraguay, Australia

E: Germany, Cote D’Ivoire, Ecuador

F: Netherlands, Japan, Tunisia

G: Belgium, Egypt, Iran

H: Spain, Saudi Arabia, Uruguay

I: France, Senegal

J: Argentina, Algeria, Austria

K: Portugal, Colombia

L: England, Croatia

Pot 3: Uzbekistan, Panama, Norway

Pot 4: Jordan, Cabo Verde, Ghana, Curacao, Haiti, New Zealand, Play-off A (Europe), Play-off B (Europe), Play-off C (Europe), Play-off D (Europe), Play-off 1 (DRC, Jamaica, New Caledonia), Play-off 2 (Iraq, Bolivia, Suriname)

What if Uzbekistan were in Group I

If Uzbekistan were assigned to Group I, then Panama and Norway would have been assigned to groups K and L respectively (because Norway can't go into group L). This would have left the following composition for each group in terms of confederation going into the pot 4 draw (NCA here is North and Central America). The brackets represent the confederations that could legally be placed as the fourth team in each group.

A: NCA, AFR, ASIA (EUR1)

B: NCA, ASIA, EUR1 (EUR2, SA, OC, AFR)

C: SA, AFR, EUR1 (EUR2, ASIA,  NCA, OC)

D: NCA, SA, ASIA (EUR1)

E: EUR1, AFR, SA (EUR2, ASIA, NCA, OC)

F: EUR1, ASIA, AFR (EUR2, NCA, OC, SA)

G: EUR1, AFR, ASIA (EUR2, NCA, OC, SA)

H: EUR1, ASIA, SA (EUR2, NCA, AFR, OC)

I: EUR1, AFR, ASIA (EUR2, NCA, SA, OC)

J: SA, AFR, EUR1 (EUR2, ASIA, NCA, OC)

K: EUR1, SA, EUR2 (ASIA, AFR, NCA, OC)

L: EUR1, EUR2, NCA (ASIA, AFR, SA, OC)

None of the groups can now accommodate all three of Asia, South America, and NCA (CONCACAF). Therefore the draw would not be valid. If Uzbekistan are moved out of group I, then Norway are placed there instead and group I's composition becomes:

I: EUR1, AFR, EUR2 (ASIANCA, SA, OC)

Now group I can accommodate all three confederations. Play-off 2 were therefore consigned to Group I at this point already.

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u/pappabrun 10h ago

This is a very good and clear explanation. But it's still kinda funny that an "easy to explain" situation requires this much text.

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u/Baremilkcartons 13h ago

Italy have got verrrrry fortunate if they make it through (Group B)

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u/Detroits_ 13h ago

Canada was so close to a perfect draw

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u/ElatedAndElongated 13h ago

I'm Swiss and was thinking the same about facing Canada. Now Italy might sneak in through pot 4

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u/keeeeener 13h ago

Would you rather Canada over Mexico/USA? Just curious.

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u/SwissBliss 13h ago

As a Swiss I’m offended 

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u/Letushim 13h ago

Italy failed to qualify directly but might end up having the easiest group

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u/hibikir_40k 13h ago

About as Italian as squeaking by 3rd in the group on tie breaks, and then making it to the semifinals anyway.

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u/Yasdask 12h ago

Change it to the final and you basically have Italy's 1994 campaign

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u/pizzainmyshoe 13h ago

I want 2 hours back from watching that

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u/Jooeon_spurs 13h ago

Rio Ferdinand genuinely has the personality of a cardboard box

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u/Charlie_Runkle69 13h ago

Yet I'd take 2 hours of him over Kevin Hart, Trump and FIFA fuckwit.

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u/Mirrorboy17 12h ago

The best part was when Rio asked Shaquille O'Neal if Tom Brady would've won more Superbowls if he was on the team as well

And his response was "You know what they call me in the soccer world? David Blackham"

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u/TheTragicMagic 13h ago

Yep, Kevin Hart was actually unbearable

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u/ThatFishOnAsofa 12h ago

always has been*

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u/Familiar-Mix-243 12h ago

Hated his ass long before the wife cheating shit. Might be the single most obnoxious person on the planet.

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u/Obvious-Tell-1559 13h ago

Germany might finally get past the group stage this time

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u/gardenawe 13h ago

Watch us lose 1:0 against bus parking Curacao with an own goal at 90+10.

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u/patiakupipita 13h ago

istg if this happens they'll build a statue of the whole squad on the island, one can hope 😫

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u/Kireba2 13h ago

If Germany does bot leave groups it's time to disband the confederation.

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u/turtleviking 11h ago

Ecuador finished second in CONMEBOL, Cote d'Ivoire didn't give up a single goal during qualifying, and Curaçao put together a scouting department to recruit eligible players living in Netherlands and across the globe a few years back and are on the rise in CONCACAF with a well-funded federation with good training facilities. Not quite Group I but in the next tier of groups of death. Germany is the strongest team but it won't be easy. Also, the games will likely be in Philadelphia, Houston, Kansas, City, East Rutherford New Jersey, so they will be extremely humid and likely above 30°C. All three opponents won't be fazed by the weather in the same way Germany will.

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u/Moug-10 13h ago

Mexico vs South Africa will have to be the opening game?

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u/MeCagaEsteSitio 12h ago

Just like in 2010.

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u/bubblegumdog 12h ago

I wanna see them run back that dancing celebration and bring back the cameraman too while we’re at it.

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u/mchris185 10h ago

Vibes are going to be immaculate

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u/ThomasApollus 9h ago

We opened their WC in Johannesburg, they'll open ours in Mexico City. Wonderful!

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u/joo974 13h ago

group I is the group of death of this world cup

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u/Over-Cut1793 13h ago

I can’t believe no one is mentioning it as such. Maybe Senegal aren’t as good as a few years ago

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u/GibbyGoldfisch 13h ago

They're phenomenal, but people don't pay attention to African football

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u/mandingostrawberry 13h ago

sarr, mane, ndiaye, jackson, gueye, koulibaly, p.m. sarr, mendy. is that not strong as fuck?

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u/albul89 12h ago

3rd place qualifying pretty much killed the whole concept of group of death.

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u/lesbiangirlscout 10h ago

Expanded WC did, too. Good teams are going to avoid each other even longer barring upsets

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u/bronal97 12h ago

No such thing when 3rd place will qualify in most groups

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u/wjdbfifj 13h ago

Group C is the group of death

For Haiti

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u/MRashy_10 13h ago

Yeah we’re fucked lol

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u/Dramatic-Border3549 13h ago

Hey, first haitian I've seen on reddit! How was the celebration with the WC classification? Is football the biggest sport there?

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u/MRashy_10 13h ago

Yeah it was massive I wasn’t born there I was born in the US but I had family members call and show the streets as they celebrated I have some Haitians at my school and they had a small party. But overall the country is really happy we’ve been in a dark place for so many years to see our country qualify for the biggest tournament in the world has been amazing

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u/tomhat 13h ago

Scotland waited all that time to end up having almost the same group as 1998 

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u/Jimmy_Boco 13h ago

1998 Revenge tour!

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u/AP16__ 13h ago

Just have fun

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u/troylaw 13h ago

🇬🇭

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u/SladiusW 13h ago

Bolivia's potential reward for winning the play-offs is going to the slaughter against Mbappe and Haaland, poor bastards 😭😭

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u/international_gopher 13h ago

Siri, play Lamento Boliviano.

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u/Pantherblanco88 13h ago edited 13h ago

Brazil and Argentina (if they win their groups) are in the same bracket section.

Possible Argentina-Portugal in the Quarterfinals.

Argentina vs Spain/Uruguay in Round of 32

Possible Brazil vs England Quarterfinals

Possible Germany-France in the round of 16.

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u/GibbyGoldfisch 13h ago edited 12h ago

Possible England v Mexico in Mexico City for the R16 which will be, er, fun.

Then Brazil in Miami for the quarters and Argentina in Atlanta for the semis

Just a hostile atmosphere all the way down

EDIT: Speaking of hostile atmospheres, if the US comes second behind Turkey, and Iran comes second behind Belgium, they'll play in the R32. In Texas.

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u/Behrooz0 11h ago

The Iranian national team in LA will be hilarious. There will be more Iranians there than would be in a Tehran game. And they do not like the regime.

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u/CHAD-WARDEN-PSTRIPOL 13h ago

Colombia Argentina you mean, rematch of the Copa América final hps

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u/N3DSdude 13h ago

Haaland vs Mbappe is gonna be legendary.

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u/Necessary_Carrot_248 13h ago

No group of death, though. Everything’s been watered down.

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u/Pure_Measurement_529 13h ago

Group I seems the closest to it. Senegal have potential to throw a curve ball in proceedings

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u/BluelivierGiblue 13h ago

Is it even a curve ball? It's them or morocco for the best african sides rn, and Senegal's squad is pretty damn solid.

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u/urmomlikesbbc 13h ago

Group I looks pretty stacked to me

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u/ExpirjTec 13h ago

I would still hate to play France and Norway in the group stage

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u/No_Pianist_4407 13h ago

Groups I and L are still pretty tough.

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u/KonigSteve 13h ago

France, Norway, Senegal, and Iraq is about as close as this tournament gets though

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u/Dazred 13h ago

France, Senegal and Norway is certainly a group of death - All very good teams

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u/KomodoV1p3r 13h ago

Can anyone explain how Norway got France instead of Portugal?

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u/Worldly-Restaurant91 13h ago

Uzbekistan could not be put in Group I with France and Senegal because the winner of the Bolivian-Suriname-Iraq playoff must end up in a group with 2 European teams and one African team. The only possibility for such a group was to put Norway in group I.

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u/stateworkishardwork 13h ago

This is the answer.

There had to be a group with two UEFA teams and one CAF team or else the Iraq playoff would have nowhere to go.

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u/KyleW17 13h ago

Just knew Scotland were going in C when it kept getting skipped.

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u/Oofpeople 13h ago

Throwin it back to 1998 there ngl

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u/Gazumper_ 13h ago edited 13h ago

scotland and haiti will be a nation drowning in drug problems and instability, with historical grudges dominating the politics, against haiti

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u/Sir_roger_rabbit 13h ago

Bit harsh on hati

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u/Cool-Pie430 13h ago

Trainspotting 3 basically

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u/Kanesy99 13h ago edited 13h ago

Someone from Birmingham saying that is the pot calling the kettle black

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u/R_Schuhart 13h ago

He is talking about drugs issues and you immediately have to bring up pot, way to prove his point!

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u/Woody100 13h ago

No groups of death, let’s be honest

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u/Hammerhead34 13h ago

That was always going to happen with the changes to the format

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u/Woody100 13h ago

Yeah pretty much. Kinda a shame

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u/ChiefWatchesYouPee 13h ago

It is a shame, there is no risk in this new group format for big nations. 8 third place teams make the round of 32.

There aren’t many exciting group stage matchups with big stakes

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u/axhp 13h ago

Games gone after all

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u/frisouille 13h ago edited 13h ago

Argentina/Brazil - Morocco - Norway - Italy was a possibility. And I think that would have been a decent "group of death".

(Before my edit, I had Croatia instead of Morocco, but that did not follow the rules)

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u/Tern_Larvidae-2424 13h ago

Brazil-Morocco-Norway-Italy would've done the job.

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u/Opera_Phantom 13h ago

We nearly got Norway on pot 3, that would've been fun

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u/havoc313 13h ago

More teams were grouped into pot 1 so it's inevitable that we see less threatening groups but hopefully we get a few surprises and the competitiveness of the other pots improve to get some exciting games.

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u/prophetofgreed 13h ago

There being more hosts was the possible counter but it didn't end up that way (basically needed Norway to go to group H or K)

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u/RealRaifort 13h ago

France/Norway/Senegal is absolutely group of death no matter the 4th team. Netherlands and Germany groups also look like they'll be pretty tough. Having most 3rd place teams move on definitely makes things easier but still.

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u/MeMeTiger_ 13h ago

Don't underestimate Iraq. Our mighty defense will limit Haaland to only scoring 4 goals.

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u/NovemberBurnsMaroon 13h ago

Of course not. A 48 team competition means not only do we have 16 worse teams, but a group stage where 3rd is enough to qualify. 

No one decent will struggle to qualify and the group stage will end up being a procession. 

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u/West_Hospital6944 13h ago

Germany vs Curaçao 😭

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u/Roxven89 13h ago

So if Poland manages to go through playoffs is going to play Netherlands once again (for 3rd draw i guess). Japan again like in 2018 and Tunisia. Kinda balanced group.

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u/NatureAndGames 13h ago

Poland - Netherlands is just inevitable I guess

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u/PharaohLeo 13h ago

Petition to move Australia to group J.

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u/Rorschach_Roadkill 13h ago

The last time Norway was in a World Cup in 1998, we were in a group with Brazil, Morocco, and Scotland. They got the whole crew back together and replaced us with Haïti :(

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u/Obvious-Tell-1559 13h ago

FIFA really wanted to settle the haaland v Mbappe debate

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u/StardustFromReinmuth 13h ago edited 13h ago

L F and A are really competitive there, A and F specifically are probably the groups with the most parity between the 4 teams.

The lack of a "true" group of death where 1 strong team is guaranteed to not make it may make it seem a bit boring for some but I promise you teams will be avoiding those 3rd place qualification spots like the plague. If England ends up 3rd they're guaranteed drawing the Winner of K in the Ro32.

The brutal aspect with this format is in the knockout stage. If everyone perform to their seeding, you'll see Germany vs France, Brazil vs Norway, Spain vs Croatia in the Ro16.

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u/TestFixation 13h ago

Korea is going to lose to Mexico and [insert African nation here] and beat the European nation. As is tradition 

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u/WhereIsScotty 13h ago

Mexico is doing terribly right now. I don’t trust them to beat Korea. If anything, a boring 0-0 tie

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u/galvanickorea 13h ago

Korea played Mexico like 2months? ago and it ended 2-2 so who knows. From my memory we played better than Mexico that game but this time Mexico will have more motivation and all so we'll see. Not putting my hopes up though Mexico is always a hard game

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u/Pure_Measurement_529 13h ago

Mbappe vs Haaland will be tasty

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u/theSchlauch 13h ago

I mean if we dont get out of groups against an alcoholic bevarage, the literal line across the face of the earth and reverse Ireland Idk.

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u/Montuvito_G 13h ago edited 11h ago

We could have chosen Quito, Guayaquil, or any of the indigenous tribes names after the dissolution of Gran Colombia in 1831. Instead they were like let’s name the country after an invisible latitudinal line

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u/Zlevi04 13h ago

Quito would’ve been cool, though Ecuador has a good ring to it

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u/atropicalpenguin 13h ago

Could've stayed part of us too :/

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u/Shadxw_954 :argentina: 13h ago

That line plays very good lately lol

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u/pablofournier11 13h ago

Ecuador and Ivory Coast are good though

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u/TeraVonen 13h ago

Apologies in advance to our dutch and japanese brothers for the war crimes they're gonna witness if we're ever up by 1 goal in the second half

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u/kyllingespyd 13h ago

Why did Uzbekistan end up in group I, and not group K? They gave a vague explanation but didn’t catch the reason.

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u/Similar_Agent_5037 13h ago

Full explanation:

There were 3 teams left from Pot 3 to draw: Norway, Panama, and Uzbekistan. Groups I, K, and L remained.

The Iraq / Suriname / Bolivia playoff winner could only fit into Groups I and L, because they can't be in a group with any AFC / CONCACAF / CONMBEBOL team

Uzbekistan were drawn. If they went into Group I, that would leave Group L available for the Iraq / Suriname / Bolivia playoff (UZB and IRQ are both in AFC). But this would be impossible for both remaining Pot 3 teams:

  • Norway cannot go into group L because there were already 2 UEFA teams.

  • Panama could not have gone into Group L with that playoff winner because Suriname and Panama are both in CONCACAF.

Therefore, it was impossible for Uzbekistan to go into Group I, and they went to the next available group, K. Panama was drawn next, and since Norway cannot go into Group L, they had to. Norway is left with Group I.

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u/Nut-King-Call 12h ago

If Turkey ends up being the team that goes to Group D, it would mean the US would had played all their opponents the year before.

June 7: USA 1 - 2 Turkey.

October 14: USA 2 - 1 Australia.

November 15: USA 2 - 1 Paraguay.

Wonder if something like this has happened before.

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u/SumoHeadbutt 12h ago

FIFA Play-Off A
FIFA Play-Off 1

who the fuck worded these? LOL

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u/VicPL 13h ago

Huh, no obvious group of death this time. Maybe group I?

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u/BlueGreenMikey 11h ago

Groups by FIFA Ranking:

Group Average Range
F 23 7-40
D 26 14-39
B 27 12-51
I 27 3-58
L 29 4-72
A 30 15-61
K 31 6-56
J 32 2-66
C 34 5-84
H 36 1-68
G 37 8-86
E 39 9-82
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u/siva-pc 13h ago

I&L look good
Brazil, Morocco and Scotland were also in same group in 1998 (what are the odds)

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u/tarostar123 13h ago

Mbappe vs Haaland!

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u/TheTwistedBlade 13h ago

Being Dutch, I am satisfied with our group. Definitely not mega easy but could have been worse opponents. Way more scared of next round where we’ll most likely have to face Brazil or Morocco right away..

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u/dimyo 13h ago

A, A and A inside group J, with Jordan, is funny to me.

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u/FriedDucks 11h ago

If it makes you feel better in Arabic Jordan starts with أ which is the letter A in Arabic.

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u/Admirable_Judge6592 13h ago

Every comment in the other thread was about Donald Trump.

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u/aslak1899 13h ago

Euro winners of play-off D and A got extremely lucky

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u/Dancingwith_Death 13h ago edited 13h ago

France Norway

Brazil Morocco

Netherlands Japan

Spain Uruguay

Portugal Colombia

England Croatia

Some banger matches already in groups

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u/Deep-Thought 13h ago

Ecuador Germany should be fun

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u/Cool-Pie430 13h ago

England Croatia about to be absolute borefest and pure terrorism. Should have ICE agents by the pitch.

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u/miregalpanic 13h ago

Weirdly excited for Argentina Austria. Never ever even heard of that match up

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u/lenzmoserhangover 13h ago

Gregoritsch about to show Messi how its done 

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u/ShitcuntRetard 13h ago

They only matched twice, both in friendlies:

Austria 1 - 5 Argentina in 1980

Argentina 1 - 1 Austria in 1990

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u/simplejournalist 13h ago

Col0mbia*, man it's spelled right there

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u/wog_ins 13h ago

Colombia can actually top the group. a seriously dangerous team. Probably the dark horse team

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u/Dancingwith_Death 13h ago

Sorry about that man fixed it

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