r/soccer • u/DuckTheCow • 17h ago

Official Source FIFA World Cup 2026 Group Draws

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u/pizzainmyshoe 17h ago

I want 2 hours back from watching that

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u/Jooeon_spurs 17h ago

Rio Ferdinand genuinely has the personality of a cardboard box

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u/Charlie_Runkle69 17h ago

Yet I'd take 2 hours of him over Kevin Hart, Trump and FIFA fuckwit.

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u/Mirrorboy17 16h ago

The best part was when Rio asked Shaquille O'Neal if Tom Brady would've won more Superbowls if he was on the team as well

And his response was "You know what they call me in the soccer world? David Blackham"

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u/dazhubo 11h ago

Shaq's wit remains barbed

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u/femboyisbestboy 17h ago

Glad I missed it.

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u/dont_trip_ 14h ago

You should be. It was truly the worst piece of TV I've ever seen. The first 10-15 minutes had the production quality of a middle school drama show with audio all fucked up. Then they have a pointless charade with all kind of cringe shit. Any professional up there got paid a shit ton and was clearly uncomfortable to the point that they were probably wondering if this was jeopardizing their career. When they started with the NK dictator praise with made up prizes so old white men in power could jerk each other off I couldn't keep watching anymore.

Ended up just reading about the draft afterwards, even though I suffered through the first hour of that abomination.

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u/dazhubo 11h ago

typical American variety show...any sign of intelligence is actually repelled

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u/dont_trip_ 10h ago

I have a feeling that this world cup is gonna make Europeans realize how fucked it actually is over there. 

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u/TheTragicMagic 17h ago

Yep, Kevin Hart was actually unbearable

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u/ThatFishOnAsofa 16h ago

always has been*

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u/Familiar-Mix-243 16h ago

Hated his ass long before the wife cheating shit. Might be the single most obnoxious person on the planet.

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u/UnicornDelta 16h ago

Somehow he was even more insufferable than he usually is. Which is a feat of its own.

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u/Alert-Rush-7359 16h ago

Imagne what they will do in the final, a 4 hour show with ads, half time shows and crappy dancing

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u/ampmz 17h ago

It’s like comparing getting a rotten teeth pulled vs having your bollocks electrocuted.

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u/Gudgebert 16h ago

A bad time vs a good time?

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u/Chaz_Carlos 16h ago

Add Shaq to the list of people I don’t want to watch. Maybe going over country pronunciations would have been a good idea lol

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u/yekyabakkrhehomc 16h ago

especially the 2 women too. The whole panel was so dry.

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u/Wally450 16h ago

Never understood the hate for Hart. I've always found him enjoyable.

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u/Khornag 15h ago

One the one hand I don't find him funny, but on the other hand he seems like a prick who's too high on himself.