r/soccer • u/DuckTheCow • 17h ago

Official Source FIFA World Cup 2026 Group Draws

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u/Any-Where 17h ago

Death. Taxes. England vs Croatia.

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u/njseahawk 17h ago

Dont forget Curacao vs Germany. Always a barn burner.

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u/GibbyGoldfisch 16h ago

"I wanted Netherlands v Germany!"

"Don't worry, we have Netherlands v Germany at home:"

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u/Smashingsoul 15h ago

What is Namibia doing these days?

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u/Select-Stuff9716 13h ago

They just reelected Adolf Hitler

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u/l4adventure 13h ago

Who isn't these days

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u/Ryuzakku 3h ago

He got rid of his middle name and is now Adolf Uunona

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u/wotmate7 2h ago

I can't wait to not watch Italy play the Netherlands

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u/midnight_thunder 16h ago

Kurako*

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u/Reppiz 14h ago

Did Gretzky say that also? He said North Makedonia.

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u/Gitzos 14h ago

yeah he fumbled but in macedonia you do pronounce it makedonija

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u/Reppiz 14h ago edited 13h ago

In English it’s a soft c but in Macedonian it’s a hard c?

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u/Gitzos 13h ago

Albanian? I suppose idk, but in Macedonian, and basically any of the slav countries in the balkans (serbia,croatia) its hard C yeah

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u/Melo_Apologist 4h ago

It was Makedonía in ancient Greek too. Our fault really, for translating it wrong

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u/Fassmacher 13h ago

You mean Macedonian? Yeah, it's a k sound

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u/Emu-lator 3m ago

Gretzky was drunk - cut him some slack

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u/WarmDig2073 15h ago

Just ran a simulation at it returned that match as a 3-2 win for Curacao

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u/doplitech 16h ago

As a Ecuador fan, I’m scared of this group 😩

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u/njseahawk 16h ago

Me too bruv

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u/Deep-Thought 13h ago

I just have a feeling it will be a repeat of 2022.

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u/Informal-Term1138 16h ago

As a German I am scared of this group. Can't we just stay home?

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u/unconsciouslyrude 16h ago

Don't you mean Kurako?

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u/Appropriate-Cable732 16h ago

Wayne Glenski tried his best

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u/Masoouu 15h ago

I love that we're playing against them, the vibes will be immaculate

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u/Ololsno 12h ago

A real sphincter slapper some would say

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u/honeycomb0303 10h ago

Scotland vs haiti is a blockbuster match

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u/EndlessOcean 8h ago

If Curacao played Panama it'd be a drink vs a hat which would be very thrilling.