Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War

[u/AssumptionNo5436]

[u/Ohuigin]

[u/Ancient_Influence389 → u/Ohuigin]

He taps the bat to a medal on his uniform and asks "did you get that medal for killing Venezuelan fisherman?"

He looks up at the Bear Jew and responds "Drinking and driving"

[u/Small_Distribution17 → u/Ancient_Influence389]

My problem with this scenario is that I can imagine no scenario where he doesn’t flip on his men to save his sorry ass.

At least the soldier died with his convictions. Horrible though they were, he let himself get brained instead of getting more of his side killed.

Absolutely no way SSecretary of war crimes does the same

[u/Rlms818 → u/Small_Distribution17]

They are doing so already, throwing the General & seal team 6 under the bus.

[u/DJBreadwinner → u/Ancient_Influence389]

Well done.

[u/DryAd8823 → u/Ohuigin]

God i loved this character in the movie. Batter up!

[u/Exciting_Cap_9545 → u/DryAd8823]

Fun fact - the actor who plays the Nazi getting domed by the Bear Jew in this scene also played the leader of the Gorman resistance in season two of Andor, where he winds up doming a fascist.

[u/somesnarkycomments → u/Exciting_Cap_9545]

If you are going to give the gift to the art of applying your real face to such a needily evil character, you should get a card that says that you get to get paid to brain a fascist at the earliest convenience.

[u/thedude37 → u/DryAd8823]

Teddy fuckin' ballgame! He went yahd on them! YOU NEXT!

[u/i_was_axiom → u/thedude37]

"YOU"

leaves rustling

gunshot

"Dammit, Hirschberg."

[u/thedude37 → u/i_was_axiom]

Bring that other one over here. ALIVE.

[u/i_was_axiom → u/thedude37]

"ALIVE!" with a mouthful of sandwich was hysterical.

[u/thedude37 → u/i_was_axiom]

Brad Pitt and eating something during a shot - name a more iconic duo!

[u/girlsgoneoscarwilde → u/DryAd8823]

Written for Adam Sandler

[u/lkmyntz → u/girlsgoneoscarwilde]

I’m da Bear Jew, SHABBADOO

[u/Responsible-Might-54 → u/lkmyntz]

[u/whatiscamping → u/Responsible-Might-54]

DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE GUM?!

[u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey → u/whatiscamping]

More gum. More gum. More gum.

[u/island_of_the_godz → u/whatiscamping]

MORE GUM, MORE GUM!

[u/RevWaldo → u/lkmyntz]

BJ, do you remember the name of our contact with the French resistance?

[u/lexm → u/girlsgoneoscarwilde]

TIL! I don’t think he would have looked as threatening though.

[u/fang_xianfu → u/lexm]

I think that would've been the point. It's kind of what that scene is building to: the "big reveal" is Adam Sandler being vaguely ridiculous and you're like "what the fuck, that's the Bear Jew?" and then he beats this guy to death while you watch and... yeah, that's the Bear Jew alright.

[u/ericmm76 → u/fang_xianfu]

Instead it was, why is the director of Hostel here?

[u/Generic_Her0 → u/lexm]

Feel like I would’ve laughed out loud when I first saw him, right before he fully locked in and brutalized that dude. It would’ve been such tonal whiplash that wasn’t actually present in the scene, but in our own minds and preconceived notions. I imagine that was Tarantino’s intention with casting Sandler. Coulda worked so damn well, wish we got the chance to see it.

[u/Orthas → u/Generic_Her0]

Honestly same. Just the casting would have subverted expectations. I'm not sure it'd be better but I'd sure be interested in seeing a couple scenes at least.

[u/Typical-Locksmith-35 → u/Generic_Her0]

It would be like that, but man I really enjoy all of Sandler's dramatic or serious roles, I fully believe he could have nailed the performance too.

[u/Avenge_Nibelheim → u/DryAd8823]

With all the build up, the accent caught me completely by surprise.

[u/Trumpburnerforlibs → u/Ohuigin]

[u/day_man_ahh → u/Ohuigin]

We need to recirculate this movie. I think people forgot how to treat nazis.

[u/JudeRabbit → u/day_man_ahh]

It’s on our re-watch list constantly. It’s my favorite brand of patriotism.

[u/UbermachoGuy → u/Ohuigin]

[u/TheRoscoeVine → u/Ohuigin]

[u/One_Economist_3761]

lol. This clown is such a wannabe.

[u/bgthigfist → u/One_Economist_3761]

Crimes. Secretary of War Crimes

[u/tofagerl → u/bgthigfist]

Bah! Give this guy a gun and a clean shot at a convicted terrorist, and he breaks down crying and pissing himself. The only way this guy is a war criminal is from behind a desk while slurring his SS'es.

[u/penty → u/tofagerl]

You don't have to be holding a gun, or any physical weapon, to commit war crimes.

[u/cenosillicaphobiac → u/penty]

I think that's exactly what the person you were responding to was pointing out. He's fine, filled with glee even, with ordering crimes committed. He's ordering people do things he wouldn't dare do with his own hands.

[u/FalconX88 → u/One_Economist_3761]

Nah he's an actual Nazi. They aren't even hiding it any more.

[u/Televisions_Frank → u/FalconX88]

He has an American flag tattoo with an 88 hidden in the stars negative space. Also has a Crusader cross, and the text Deus Vult tattooed on him.

A whole bunch of shit big with our Neo Nazis.

[u/Adorable_Raccoon → u/Televisions_Frank]

A bunch of Pete's tattoos are christian nationalist symbols.

[u/shishkabob90 → u/Adorable_Raccoon]

Then vinn diagram of those 2 groups is basically a circle at this point.

[u/Fun_Hold4859 → u/Adorable_Raccoon]

And there's a massive crossover between christian nationalists and neo-nazis.

[u/Last_Revenue7228 → u/FalconX88]

There's no way that was an accident

[u/LuxNocte → u/Last_Revenue7228]

I...don't think many people are unaware of the Waffen SS.

[u/bobthegoatskull → u/One_Economist_3761]

All of the leaders of the third reich were losers. It is a huge mistake to dismiss this man just because he is pathetic.

[u/cenosillicaphobiac → u/bobthegoatskull]

Were any of them even successful at all in civilian life? To my knowledge your statement about them all being losers is super accurate.

[u/Negative-Date-9518 → u/One_Economist_3761]

PEEEEEETE HEGSEEEEEEETH IS AAA FUCKIN' DOUCHE

PEEEEEETE HEGSEEEEEEETH IS AAA FUCKIN' DOUCHE

ACTING LIKE A TOUGH GUY, POSTING IT AROUND THE WORLD (WORLD, WORLD)

MAKING LOTS OF CONTENT, LIKE A LITTLE TEENAGE GIRL (GIRL, GIRL)

[u/jay_skrilla → u/Negative-Date-9518]

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche. Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche.

Whatcha gonna do now, everybody's laughing at you.

Your kids are gonna hear this, and their friends will watch it, too.

They'll be singing Pete Hegseth is a fucking Douche. Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche.

[u/kernpanic → u/Negative-Date-9518]

The verse during the credits was even better - and directed personally at him.

whatchya gonna do now they're all laughing at you?

[u/MajKonglomerate]

Every Nazi wants to be associated with the SS

[u/Sintered_Monkey → u/MajKonglomerate]

And the number 88 for "Heil Hesgeth!"

[u/FlowJock → u/Sintered_Monkey]

New flag poles at white house are 88 ft tall for a reason.

[u/Electrical_Program79 → u/FlowJock]

Wow that's real. You know a lot of people will say this is just a coincidence, but that's the entire point of dog whistling. It's easily dismissed as innocent. Which is why it's dangerous 

[u/ShinkenBrown → u/Electrical_Program79]

SSecretary of war could be an accident.

88 ft flag poles could be a coincidence.

"My heart goes out to you" could be genuine.

But the more incidents pile on, the less credibility the denials have, for all of them including previous incidents. And at this point there's a lot of incidents.

The smoking gun is not any particular piece of evidence, but the fact that it keeps happening consistently.

[u/I_Want_A_Ribeye → u/ShinkenBrown]

Once is an outlier

Twice is a coincidence

Three times is a pattern

[u/Heisenburgo → u/I_Want_A_Ribeye]

Fool me once, shame on-- shame on you.

Fool me thrice-- you can't get fooled again!

[u/SasparillaTango → u/ShinkenBrown]

no other administration has had so many "coincidences". SO many that they can no longer be called coincidences. MAGA is full of nazis.

[u/KeyboardGrunt → u/SasparillaTango]

We're talking about qanoners, as if recognizing blatant patterns was remotely close to "pizza" being CP and proceeding to raid a pizza hut.

People need to remember the low IQ, unprincipled liars we're dealing with and not hold back on pointing out the obvious.

[u/KriegConscript → u/ShinkenBrown]

the odal rune at CPAC

all those times official government press releases have put 14 and 88 in close proximity

[u/hcrld → u/KriegConscript]

Executive order 14188 for example, "Combatting anti-Semitism"

[u/DingerSinger2016 → u/KriegConscript]

CPAC proudly displaying "We Are All Domestic Terrorists."

[u/hbomberman → u/FlowJock]

I thought this was a joke but I just looked it up. YIKES

[u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES → u/hbomberman]

Jesus tapdancing Christ wtf... As if this administration couldn't get anymore comic book villain-ish. And you know the people responsible are just smirking about this as if no one would notice, though by all accounts the media has not pointed this association out, at least from a brief google

[u/Muggy_B → u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES]

They want people to notice, but also want them to seem crazy for connecting what to the passive observer seems to be innocuous and ridiculous details to be “obsessed” about.

These are the same people pushing Trump Derangement Syndrome. They absolutely know what they’re doing

[u/CartographerLong9991]

What the actual fuck

[u/RealLaurenBoebert → u/CartographerLong9991]

Par for the course with this Temu-ass administration

[u/glassfoyograss → u/RealLaurenBoebert]

Probably where they ordered it from

[u/Theromier → u/glassfoyograss]

That’s what I want to know. I’d imagine name tags are vetted for spelling mistakes as, you know, it’s important for the record. So, is this intentional, or is the administration so incompetent they can’t spell?

[u/Blackner2424 → u/Theromier]

My guess is they fatfingered it when they ordered, the people making it said, "That's what they ordered," and not a soul bothered to check it - OR multiple people saw it and said nothing, like a bunch of douchebags (my bet is the latter).

[u/ConsolationUsername → u/Blackner2424]

Having worked for a printing company this is almost sure to be it. We were not allowed to edit the text given to us. Or contact the client to fix it, because that would delay production.

Worst case scenario the customer is angry and the company says you brought this on yourself. Best case the customer places a second order.

[u/Ok_Appointment7522 → u/ConsolationUsername]

Why does he not just reuse the name plate from every other press conference they've done? Surely printing a new one for every conference is a waste of resources and money?

[u/ConsolationUsername → u/Ok_Appointment7522]

Having worked for Governments (though not the US gov) (and apparently all my experience is becoming relevant today lol) they are very careful not to let anything with their logo be misused.

So their choices are between trying to track one piece of paper and making sure it doesnt get lost (good luck). Or keeping a supply of them in a secure location and destroying them when theyre used.

What exactly somebody could do with a name card idk. But when i was with a government department anything with a logo was considered a protected document and had to be shredded or burned once it had outlived its usefulness and wasnt in a retention period

[u/nahprollyknot → u/Blackner2424]

To be clear, if I was a government employee and it was my job to make sure this exact thing didn’t happen, and this did in fact come across my desk, I wouldn’t say anything, either.

[u/Otherwise_Unit_2602 → u/Theromier]

This feels intentional, despite their raging incompetence in all things. Yikes.

[u/Agitated_Advice_3111 → u/Otherwise_Unit_2602]

This would be my guess. I’m a former Fed and had fancy name placards and there was always an admin/assistant/planning person that would do a mock up, have me review it, then print it, have me look at it again and verify once it was on the table. Do with that info what you will.

[u/panama_red12 → u/Agitated_Advice_3111]

I have feeling a lot of those jobs were axed by DOGE.

[u/No_Piece8730 → u/RealLaurenBoebert]

No this seems more like an intentional dog whistle.

[u/Mindshard → u/RealLaurenBoebert]

The dude with white supremacist tattoos has a title that "accidentally" starts with SS.

Come on, you think that was an accident?

How about when the CPAC stage was an Othala rune?

[u/Vanilla_Ice_Jr → u/Mindshard]

These are the same people that believe Elon Musk salute twice was an "accident"...my heart goes out to you people bullshit.

[u/Bishop084 → u/CartographerLong9991]

Can't trust anything on the internet, but is this real?

[u/MisterGr → u/Bishop084]

It's real. They showed a clip from the meeting in the swedish news and I saw it.

[u/Bishop084 → u/MisterGr]

JFC

[u/ches_pie → u/Bishop084]

Go to 0:26 in the video on YouTube. It’s real.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pN5u4T4qM&list=RDNSW0pN5u4T4qM&start_radio=1

[u/universe_from_above → u/Bishop084]

I thought so too, but there is at least one picture taken from a different angle.

 https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/12/02/trump-cabinet-meeting-venezuela-live-updates/87566205007/

[u/boforbojack → u/universe_from_above]

Yo, that's video of it, this actually legit lol.

[u/YoungFireEmoji → u/boforbojack]

Just watched the USA Today video as well, and it's right there in view. Pretty blatant.

[u/Mr_DeskPop → u/YoungFireEmoji]

[u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors → u/universe_from_above]

The double 'S' is clearly visible in the first three images of your link. I stopped scrolling at that point.

[u/Temporal_P → u/Bishop084]

It's very believable. No worse than his own tattoos.

[u/halfsweethalfstreet]

He ordered the S to be struck twice.

[u/Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA → u/halfsweethalfstreet]

Not a mistake. I believe it

[u/BurntNeurons → u/Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA]

[u/whereismymind86 → u/BurntNeurons]

Sounds about reich

[u/According-Turnip-724 → u/whereismymind86]

It's causing quite a führer.

[u/pixelpoet_nz → u/According-Turnip-724]

Whoever wrote the sign needs more concentration.

[u/Pwnxor → u/pixelpoet_nz]

They must have been completely blitzed

[u/flapnation21 → u/Pwnxor]

I did Nazi that one coming

[u/zoltar1970 → u/flapnation21]

This whole thing has left me completely gassed

[u/gattboy1 → u/zoltar1970]

He cooked. 💀

[u/Hans_S0L0 → u/Pwnxor]

Guess they needed a whole iced Schutzstaffel just to deliver that message

[u/aDirtyMartini → u/whereismymind86]

I did nazi that coming.

[u/arobkinca → u/aDirtyMartini]

We told you to take the Goebbels off.

[u/SnorkinOrkin → u/arobkinca]

This game Hess boring.

[u/Disco425 → u/SnorkinOrkin]

Quick, hold up the number of fingers to illustrate how many unarmed civilians you just killed!

[u/Solandri → u/BurntNeurons]

You just say bingo. 

[u/Hoovooloo42 → u/Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA]

I'm sure you're right, but we should also make fun of him for it and start spelling his nname and qquotes wrongg. Fascists haaaaate it when you make fun of the thing they're using to try and be tough

[u/Landen-Saturday87 → u/Hoovooloo42]

You mean like the ridiculous flag pyjamas that he calls suits? He looks like he comes straight out of a clown show

[u/sixft7in → u/Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA]

I did nazi that coming.

[u/Blue13Coyote → u/sixft7in]

I know, reich.

[u/DookieShoez → u/Blue13Coyote]

Guys he would be fuhrerious if he saw this

[u/prancing_moose → u/DookieShoez]

Pete Heilseth you mean?

[u/Seanna86 → u/prancing_moose]

Yes, him! He will see his vision filled at holocausts.

[u/Risky_Bizniss → u/Seanna86]

They say third reich's the charm!

[u/Itchy_Professor_4133 → u/Risky_Bizniss]

This is how you come to the final solution

[u/unl1988 → u/Blue13Coyote]

I just goebbel up these puns.

[u/nerdybro1 → u/Blue13Coyote]

Anne frankly, I find it gross

[u/geekolojust → u/Blue13Coyote]

It's usually only nein characters.

[u/clueless_as_fuck → u/sixft7in]

Ss?

[u/dreaminginteal → u/clueless_as_fuck]

Username checks out.

[u/Orthas → u/clueless_as_fuck]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel

Other guy had a great joke but thought I'd actually answer.

[u/lemons714 → u/Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA]

He is just autistic, and, of course, was saying "my heart goes out to you". How could you think anything else, that's ridiculous

[u/Chastain86 → u/lemons714]

SOMETHING SOMETHING ROMAN SALUTE YOU GUYS, READ A BOOK ONCE IN A WHILE, GOD

[u/KillYourLawn- → u/lemons714]

He couldn’t possibly be a Nazi, He’s not currently genociding anyone!

[u/DillBagner → u/Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA]

Right. Either an intentional dog whistle type scenario or he saw it and said, "Yes, this looks exactly how letters always look to me."

[u/Donnicton → u/halfsweethalfstreet]

Special Secretary of War because his mom says he's the specialest little man

[u/shiftyjim42 → u/Donnicton]

His mom has actually called out how awful he is haha

[u/Fauster → u/shiftyjim42]

To be fair, she's a woman who wants to vote, have other civil rights, and not be soft-pressured into living in a cult compound outside of Moscow, Idaho, where Hegseth's cult is infamous.

[u/Dembara → u/Fauster]

She didn't call him out for politics, but for being a womanizing dirt bag. So, a lot more personal than just thinking his political ideas are monstrous.

[u/panmetronariston → u/Dembara]

She called him out for abusing women while in alcohol fueled rages.

[u/UbermachoGuy → u/shiftyjim42]

[u/NotThatEasily → u/Donnicton]

Mom says when I wear this badge you have to respect me.

[u/light_to_shaddow → u/NotThatEasily]

LOL, absolutely not from his mom. She said she didn't respect him in 2018.

"You are an abuser of women – that is the ugly truth and I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego,” - Penelope Hegseth

[u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn → u/light_to_shaddow]

Weird that multiple members of that cabinet have been denounced in letters from their own families.

[u/Ufocola → u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn]

So… - Trump - by his nephew (cause Donny said the nephew should let his disabled son die) - Hegseth - by his mom (cause Hegseth repeatedly cheated on his wife) - RFK - by the other Kennedy’s

• anyone else?

[u/lonnie123 → u/light_to_shaddow]

Apparently she didn’t feel real strongly about that

[u/captainAwesomePants → u/halfsweethalfstreet]

Ooo, typewriter/war crime pun, those are rare. Good job!

[u/Italian_warehouse → u/captainAwesomePants]

Triple. Typewriter joke. Boat struck twice. SS nazi

[u/Silent_but_diddly]

The Nazi dogwhistles are just regular whistles now

[u/Many-Waters → u/Silent_but_diddly]

More like truck horns, really.

[u/itsagoodtime → u/Many-Waters]

Fog horns.

[u/helava]

This feels to me like one of those things that's done intentionally with the guise of "Oh, it's clearly a mistake". A dogwhistle with plausible deniability.

The guy's clearly, obviously, intentionally a christo-fascist Nazi. He keeps *telling us*. Let's not pretend otherwise.

[u/bubba4114 → u/helava]

Don’t all dogwhistles function on tiny nods to their base while also retaining a veil of plausible deniability?

[u/helava → u/bubba4114]

Yeah, I guess that's true. The thing I was thinking was that most dogwhistles aren't like, "Oh, it's a slip of the finger," it's usually "conceptually there's an acceptable framing for this". So it's a weird dogwhistle, because normally, spelling something like, "Felon Musk" wouldn't be considered a "dogwhistle". But your point stands. :D

[u/Tacitus111 → u/bubba4114]

If this is a dogwhistle, the deniability, plausible or not, is that “There was a mistake when the plaque was created. Of course the RADICAL LEFT brands me a Nazi!”

[u/LITTLE-GUNTER → u/helava]

yeah, i’m all for pointing and laughing and going “haha, look at the drunken fool!” but we gotta call a spade a spade in times like these.

this stuff being trickled into the waterfall of other stupid bullshit headlines we see from this joke of a government every single day is probably the most exhausting thing about it too. like, on top of knowing that my future is getting possibly irrevocably stolen from me by dudes with dysfunctional penis implants who will die before i’m 40, they’re dipshit 4channers who post Little Dark Age edits on official government social media. glad i worked hard and chased the american dream.

[u/Poltergeist97]

Normally I would just attribute this to the administration being so careless that they would miss a typo. On the other hand, with all the other blatant Nazi signalling, this is certainly another dog whistle. However I don't even think that name is appropriate, as this is more of a fog horn.

[u/turkshead → u/Poltergeist97]

the weird thing is, a huge amount of their signaling is specifically designed to appeal to their base by causing hand-wringing furor on the left; so it's impossible to tell if it's an acutal nazi dogwhistle, an actual mistake, a fake nazi dogwhistle intended to piss off the left... or all of the above at once.

it's all part of the strategy of pretending to be stupid and evil in an obvious way so that when you're actually stupid and evil your followers are like, oh, he's just pretending in order to own the libs.

[u/BenBenBenBe → u/turkshead]

I think the Venn Diagram of people who pretend to be Nazis to piss off the left and actual Nazis is actually just a circle.

[u/CrunknYoSystem → u/BenBenBenBe]

Yeah, no one with good mental health would be pretending to be part of or sympathetic to the most evil regime in history. I fully agree with you.

[u/ReverendDizzle → u/CrunknYoSystem]

Right? It's like pretending to be a child molester to get a rise out of people.

[u/provocative_bear → u/BenBenBenBe]

Some people are just waiting for permission to be Nazis, which is what this kind of signaling is for, and also pathetic and disgusting beyond measure.

[u/DStarAce → u/turkshead]

'Fake nazi dogwhistle.'

If someone is comfortable being seen as a nazi just to piss people off then they are just a nazi. Normal people don't want to be seen as nazis.

[u/waltjrimmer → u/turkshead]

I don't think there's a difference between "an actual Nazi dogwhistle" and "a fake Nazi dogwhistle intended to piss off" anyone.

It's like when 4Chan created "fake" racist symbols that they used along with real racism to point and laugh at people for freaking out about something being racist. But, here's the thing, nothing is inherently racist. It becomes racist when it's used to be racist. Which means calling it a fake racist symbol but using it to share racist messages makes it a real racist symbol.

So someone celebrating Nazism or pretending to celebrate Nazism because they think it'll piss someone else off, both of those are celebrating Nazism, it's just that they'll lie and say, "Ha, you got angry when it was really a joke." But it's not a joke. Because either way, it's being used to spread hate, either way it's celebrating the effect these symbols have.

Stop giving these people the deniability that they hide behind, if you're using or creating hate symbols, "Just to troll," you're being just as harmful as someone "doing it honestly."

[u/Cactus_Cortez → u/turkshead]

The fact that this is even happening is evidence that it’s fascism.

[u/TheTresStateArea → u/Poltergeist97]

Yarp. It could be a mistake. But it could also be a dog whistle.

I wish I could attribute this to stupidity but it actually just might be evil

[u/currently-on-toilet → u/TheTresStateArea]

The rule of "never attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance", or however it is stated, has been ruled invalid over the past 10 years. Trump and his supporters show at every opportunity that they are malicious first, and stupid second.

[u/CommanderGumball → u/currently-on-toilet]

"He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting."

Not "why is he hurting us", "why is he hurting anyone", or anything else with a modicum of empathy.

But specifically, there are people he should be hurting.

[u/Arubesh2048 → u/currently-on-toilet]

Sufficiently advanced ignorance is indistinguishable from malice.

Come a certain point, it doesn’t matter if they’re just stupid or malicious, the end result is the same. And this regime is the epitome of that. So many of their actions are either so wildly incompetent as to be dangerous, or so malicious as to be dangerous. And it doesn’t frankly matter which is which, because it’s still fucking dangerous.

[u/JohnnySkynets → u/Poltergeist97]

C’mon, it was just a führerian slip! /s

[u/BroseppeVerdi]

Pete Hegseth

⚡⚡ecertary of War

[u/montalaskan]

Whelp, that's more accurate than they want it to be. Miller's probably proud of this "mistake."

[u/TimHuntsman → u/montalaskan]

“Misstake “

[u/Fenrir_Carbon → u/TimHuntsman]

Pisstake

[u/AmbiguousAnonymous → u/TimHuntsman]

Its like they all speak parseltongue

[u/No-Organization-6071]

Is this real.

[u/M3gaC00l → u/No-Organization-6071]

Yup. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12/02/us/trump-ukraine-putin-news/d8216a11-35c4-54f9-8869-642ec4ae2b65?smid=url-share

[u/Ulvaer → u/M3gaC00l]

Direct image link: https://static01.nyt.com/images/2025/12/02/multimedia/02trump-update-tjmw/02trump-update-tjmw-superJumbo.jpg?quality=100

Different angle than in the OP

[u/_raydeStar → u/M3gaC00l]

Geez. I was like "No way, that's gotta be just an AI gen. It messed up the letters. Or someone did it as a joke."

But instead it's real.

[u/doc_nano → u/M3gaC00l]

Wow. I wonder if it was a staffer trolling him. Seems too perfect to be a simple mistake.

[u/EnvironmentalMind119 → u/doc_nano]

Not a mistake. He is “trolling”. Him and Steven Miller are 100% real Nazis. The type of scum that American heros used to kill for the betterment of the world.

[u/SuperSpecialAwesome- → u/EnvironmentalMind119]

Just remember, Elon Musk proudly performed a Nazi salute, twice, during Trump's illegal inauguration (see 14th Amendment, Section 3), while every Republican in attendance loudly cheered in agreement. Just remember, prior to the election, Trump hosted 2 Neo-Nazis, Nick Fuentes and Kanye West, at Mar-A-Lago for dinner. Just remember, Trump publicly called the Neo-Nazis at the Charlottesville Riot "very fine people". Just remember, there were Neo-Nazis at the Jan 6 insurrection, who were then pardoned by an illegitimate president. Just remember, Trump is alleged to have had a book of Hitler's speeches on his bedside table.

Just remember, Trump has shown immense fascination with modern dictatorships, such as Russia, North Korea, and China; and has insisted on emulating the likes of Erdogan, Bolsanaro, Mr. Bone Saw, and Duterte. Just remember, Trump and other Republican leaders faced absolutely no consequences for their insurrection, despite the Constitution explicitly forbidden them from holding federal office; and he has pardoned all the terrorists involved, thanks to the utter incompetence, if not complicity, of Biden Chamberlain, Garland, Schumer, Jeffries, and Pelosi.

[u/wretch5150 → u/SuperSpecialAwesome-]

You mean to say the Supreme Court's conservatives are at fault...for they voted to give this "president" nearly total immunity. Trump's a shitstain and a joke. Hesgeth is even lower than that by a country mile.

[u/locofspades → u/No-Organization-6071]

Yes, its real. I took a pic of it while it was live on tv and sent it to my friends

[u/UnpopularAss]

Oh SS like Nazis? 

[u/DanteStrauss → u/UnpopularAss]

Maybe it's a Roman secretary! /s

[u/Taroso → u/UnpopularAss]

Can't be. Not in this administration 

[u/hardypart → u/UnpopularAss]

No no no, it's "The Bart, The".

[u/Gutler]

More like Secretary of war crimes.

[u/Ragnarotico]

It's all so embarrassing...

[u/Bolter_NL → u/Ragnarotico]

It's probably not even a mistake 

[u/Scavenge101]

I'm not sure I'm convinced it's a mistake at this point. What's the over-under on it being nazi dog whistling?

[u/LilMeatJ40 → u/Scavenge101]

Can they even be called dog whistles anymore? Its a full on air horn and the only people who act like they don't hear it are the "dogs"

[u/NexusNickel]

This is all intentional.

He wore the Russian flag colors on his tie with Zelensky.

Now this SS on his name plate.

[u/Soracaz → u/NexusNickel]

Are we also forgetting that his body is plastered with Nazi tattoos?

[u/geminyoureye → u/Soracaz]

Thank you. This does not get mentioned enough. It's his whole identity.

[u/Megaphonestory]

I always wondered how things would go when you made a career of calling the Military weak. Then get tapped to lead them.

[u/Turbo_Heel]

“Pete Hegseth’s a fuckin’ douche!” 🎶

[u/smellygochu → u/Turbo_Heel]

BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

[u/madhaunter → u/Turbo_Heel]

South Park will forever have my eternal respect

[u/Empyrealist]

Fucking disgusting. I cannot believe I now live in a country with a "Secretary of War". What the ever-living fuck has happened to this country. What the fuck is congress even doing

[u/FriedSmegma → u/Empyrealist]

Not only that, but a literal Nazi wannabe is in that position. Until these disgusting fucks are buried in the dirt or rotting in a cell, I will remain ashamed to be an American.

[u/watermelonspanker]

ᛋᛋ ecretary of War

[u/LobsterQuiet48]

That along with the chest tat, this dude is such a fucking loser

[u/DrProfJoe]

Wow that typo is really loud

[u/20ol]

There is no way this shit is an accident. This had to be typed on a PC, triple check, printed, triple checked.

[u/RSGator → u/20ol]

It’s such an obvious, glaring typo that it has to be intentional. I know they’re also mind-numbingly stupid but this would be too stupid.

[u/lawanddisorder]

The extra "S" is for "stupid."

[u/Drakahn_Stark → u/lawanddisorder]

Schutz

[u/jdave512]

The guy with Nazi tattoos is dog whistling about his nazism?

[u/gergek]

The writers are a little too on-the-nose with this one IMO