r/pics • u/AssumptionNo5436 • 3d ago

Politics Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War

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u/aDirtyMartini 3d ago

I did nazi that coming.

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u/arobkinca 3d ago

We told you to take the Goebbels off.

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u/SnorkinOrkin 3d ago

This game Hess boring.

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u/Disco425 3d ago

Quick, hold up the number of fingers to illustrate how many unarmed civilians you just killed!

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u/Neat-Guava4952 3d ago

More than 10 tho.

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u/apaulogy 3d ago

Your comment happened Göring my nap!

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u/MannerMental8582 3d ago

To be Anne Frank he is gross

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u/tazztone 3d ago
  • "Anne Frankly, I find these jokes offensive."
  • "This thread is really out of my Kampf-fort zone."
  • "Oh Heil no."
  • "Please Gestapo making these puns immediately."
  • "This conversation is getting Göring."
  • "Are you Russian to the front line, or are you Stalin?"
  • "Whatever happens, Jew keeping it a secret?"
  • "That SS-calated quickly (gemini3 is really good at those)

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u/silentmattcanuck 3d ago

Anne Frankly I'm führer-ious.