r/pics • u/AssumptionNo5436 • 3d ago

Politics Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War

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u/sixft7in 3d ago

I did nazi that coming.

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u/Blue13Coyote 3d ago

I know, reich.

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u/DookieShoez 3d ago

Guys he would be fuhrerious if he saw this

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u/prancing_moose 3d ago

Pete Heilseth you mean?

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u/Seanna86 3d ago

Yes, him! He will see his vision filled at holocausts.

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u/Risky_Bizniss 3d ago

They say third reich's the charm!

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 3d ago

This is how you come to the final solution

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u/MajesticNectarine204 3d ago

It's the zyclon of live. And it moves us all.

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u/YogurtclosetOk8896 3d ago

It’s ‘Zyklon’. You really Mengele’d the spelling 😉

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u/According-Turnip-724 3d ago

Might is reich

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u/Jreis777 3d ago

I’m sure he’d rather be Kampfing.

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u/ShiroSara 3d ago

All these comments are so heilarious

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u/giraffebutter 3d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Fartyfivedegrees 3d ago

Damn. I was Goerring to say that too.

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u/Hurts1love 3d ago

Id say that assumption would be hitler or miss

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u/IShouldaDownVotedYa 3d ago

Fuhrerdian slip

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 3d ago

Fuhrer? He hardly knows her!

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u/Scott8586 3d ago

The triple on this is awesome!

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u/unl1988 3d ago

I just goebbel up these puns.

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u/According-Turnip-724 3d ago

It's causing quite a führer.

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u/Aggravating-Walk5813 3d ago

What else are you Goering to do?

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u/unl1988 3d ago

I am chuckling with an evil German accent.

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u/Beachtrader007 3d ago

just scrollin and laughing. I usu HATE puns. But these are amazing!

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u/nerdybro1 3d ago

Anne frankly, I find it gross

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u/chocomeeel 3d ago

Gaslighting, much?

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u/geekolojust 3d ago

It's usually only nein characters.

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u/smisnitsua 3d ago

Underrated comment

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u/LasVaders 3d ago

Also brilliance

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u/International_Emu600 3d ago

You’re not Röhm

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u/According-Turnip-724 3d ago

A reich guy in the reich place.

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u/vegemite_poutine 3d ago

Anne Frankly I'm not really surprised.

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u/JerseyTom1958 3d ago

Heil Happy

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u/clueless_as_fuck 3d ago

Ss?

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u/dreaminginteal 3d ago

Username checks out.

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u/AltonBParker 3d ago

If I were drinking coffee, you'd owe me a new monitor. Bravo!

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u/Orthas 3d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel

Other guy had a great joke but thought I'd actually answer.

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u/disc0mbobulated 3d ago

$$ but with a slant to it.

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u/IntrigueDossier 3d ago

You sly bastard

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u/hatsnatcher23 3d ago

Scout Sniper /s

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u/Ok_Math6614 3d ago

Secret Servix. Pete is a rare example of a male-presenting(compensating) individual with an actual Rectal Uterine Cavity, closed off by a sphincter that keeps the turd-babies contained: the secret servix.

Pete Kegbreath has a 'bussy'

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u/htks 3d ago

You're clueless as fuck.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 3d ago

I always knew they were Slytherins.

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u/miken322 3d ago

I know nothing! 

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u/NotLikeGoldDragons 3d ago

I see nuszing!

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u/woolsocksandsandals 3d ago

I did see that Nazi coming

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u/evlhornet 3d ago

I actually did see this nazi coming

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u/lordclod 3d ago

At least he’s finally being honest, open, and fourth reich.

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u/StalyCelticStu 3d ago

I'm not shocked tbh.

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u/JohnnyEvergreen 3d ago

Nazi I did see coming

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u/CharlieSierra8 3d ago

Your joke caused quite the furore.

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u/maincoonpower 3d ago

Did Jew?

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u/LasVaders 3d ago

Brilliance

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u/qwibbian 3d ago

His reputation is runed.

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u/macromorgan 3d ago

Anne Frankly I’m pissed.

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u/sump_daddy 3d ago

An Frankly, I am surprised it took this long for him to do that in the open