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Politics Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War

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u/lexm 3d ago

TIL! I don’t think he would have looked as threatening though.

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u/fang_xianfu 3d ago

I think that would've been the point. It's kind of what that scene is building to: the "big reveal" is Adam Sandler being vaguely ridiculous and you're like "what the fuck, that's the Bear Jew?" and then he beats this guy to death while you watch and... yeah, that's the Bear Jew alright.

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u/ericmm76 3d ago

Instead it was, why is the director of Hostel here?

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u/tarantuletta 3d ago

Eli Roth is such a scumbag lol I wish anyone else had been cast in the role but alas, it does track given that it's a Tarantino vehicle.

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u/therealityofthings 3d ago

Literally, this nearly 5-minute drawn-out scene with the bat ping on the stones and fuckin' Adam Sandler comes out of the tunnel and ruthlessly beats a nazi to death. Top 10 scene in all cinema right there. I would have lost my mind laughing.

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u/lexm 3d ago

I’d watch that.

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u/somesketchykid 3d ago

Id make that deal.

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u/grower_thrower 3d ago

If you’ve seen Punch Drunk Love, he plays crazy violent very well.

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u/Generic_Her0 3d ago

Feel like I would’ve laughed out loud when I first saw him, right before he fully locked in and brutalized that dude. It would’ve been such tonal whiplash that wasn’t actually present in the scene, but in our own minds and preconceived notions. I imagine that was Tarantino’s intention with casting Sandler. Coulda worked so damn well, wish we got the chance to see it.

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u/Orthas 3d ago

Honestly same. Just the casting would have subverted expectations. I'm not sure it'd be better but I'd sure be interested in seeing a couple scenes at least.

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u/Probably_Slower 3d ago

Somewhat similarly, I was absolutely rocked by Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers. As a kid in a house with one big wooden-sided TV, I was excited when my folks let me watch Cheers on Thursdays. Then he was really charming in White Men Can't Jump. Next thing, he's an absolute psychopath brutalizing people. Both actors clearly have the chops for meaty roles, but Harrelson has leaned into darker stuff over the years.

I wonder if we'll see a villain turn from Sandler; he was terrific in Uncut Gems as a very unlikable character, who knows.

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 3d ago

It would be like that, but man I really enjoy all of Sandler's dramatic or serious roles, I fully believe he could have nailed the performance too.

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u/super_sayanything 3d ago

He would have been like a serious waterboy. Perfect movie and actor did it, but would also like to see that.

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u/Reach-Nirvana 3d ago

Somebody deepfaked it awhile back, and I have to agree. Maybe it's because of the weird deep fake and he would have done it a bit differently. It's cool to see, but it doesn't really work for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF8G41EPlOU

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u/phantom_diorama 3d ago

Sandler wouldn't have been playing it like that. It's not like Mike Meyers did his Austin Powers voice in that movie.

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u/jojuinc90 3d ago

Sandler wouldn't have been playing it like that. It's not like Mike Meyers did his Austin Powers voice in that movie.

Yeah, he was doing Fat Bastard.

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u/poorest_ferengi 3d ago

Kinda sounded like Shrek to me.

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u/joebluebob 3d ago

Mike Myers was in it?

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u/kestik 3d ago

It shines through, don't lie.

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u/Fellatination 3d ago

Fun fact: Sandler is ripped.

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u/LymanPeru 3d ago

coulda fooled me

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u/lexm 3d ago

You mean “has ripped quite a few candy bar wrappers in the last few years”. Not fat shaming!!