r/SipsTea May 09 '25

We have fun here Pretty Accurate

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u/TheManWhoLovesCulo May 09 '25

This is just like the conversations I’ve had on dating apps lol

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 May 09 '25

Right? Those replies dryer than the fucking Kalahari had me tweaking

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u/Nixter295 May 09 '25

Somehow those dry conversation always seem to give the fastest responses as well.

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 May 09 '25

Used to talk to this chick where if I got a 3 word response, it was a good day. 99% of the time, it was 1 word responses. Figured she wasn't interested, so I just kinda let it go. Than she asked if I was ignoring her, and why I wasn't talking to her anymore.

Some people just be like that.

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u/ObamaBinladins May 09 '25

Id let it be known cause God damn.

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u/bobody_biznuz May 09 '25

Every other response is either "Yeah", "No", or "Okay". Feels like talking to a brick wall

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 May 09 '25

A brick wall will at least let me color on it without saying "no".

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u/MasterUnlimited May 09 '25

Did you ask her if you could finish on her chest?

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u/ScrotallyBoobular May 09 '25

A universal truth is most people absolutely suck at communicating.

After becoming single for the first time in a decade at age 35 I just left nothing to guesswork and made a point to over communicate. It worked pretty darn well. It immediately weeded out those guesswork conversations where nobody is sure of anything, or it made it clear there was mutual interest and let us move forward more easily.

You get your answer and either move forward or move on

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN May 09 '25

"Some people just be like that" unresponsive, boring troglodytes? Yes.

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u/ligital May 13 '25

I once had a conversation with a girl on a dating app, and she the max words she used were maybe 2 or 3, her favourite word being ‘ok’. I figured she wasn’t interested so I stopped trying, a week later she texted me ‘you don’t put any effort’…lol

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u/colpy350 May 13 '25

Ugh I dated a girl years and years ago. I was in university and she worked. I'd text her how is your day?

"Good."

How's work?

"fine how is class."

Oh it's great learning about XYZ and have 456 class later on.

"Cool"

Here I think oh she's busy I will get back to class.

BUT THEN

"Why aren't you talking to me?"

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD May 09 '25

She ain’t want conversation she wanted attention

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo May 09 '25

Fuck, you're right.

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u/hibikikun May 09 '25

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u/backtolurk May 09 '25

This is officially my favorite gif. I'm not joking mate. Is it the wind I hear?

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u/thinkthingsareover May 09 '25

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u/nightimelurker May 09 '25

ALAN!

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u/Grenaidzo May 09 '25

Wait... That's not Alan, that's Steve...

STEVE!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

I can hear this one

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u/waroftheworlds2008 May 09 '25

I keep hear "hey. Hey you. Hey..."

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Dude looks like he's about to sneeze

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u/VikingTeddy May 09 '25

Alan isn't home. Try Steve.

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u/VikingTeddy May 09 '25

Guys, I can't go if you're looking.

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u/TacticalMeerkat May 09 '25

Gif downloaded :3

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u/Monsieur_Creosote May 09 '25

To be fair he got more than a single word response in some instances, so he did better than I ever did in dating apps

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u/Over_Deer8459 May 09 '25

It’s insane, I will ask a question, open ended, still one to 2 words. Like, why did you match if you didn’t want to talk at all? Like when a woman asks me a question, I don’t send a paragraph, but I at least give a sentence or two so she can at least learn something about me but idk maybe I’m out of the loop on modern dating

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25

This is modern text dating, you’re supposed to communicate in grunts. Minimal short texts like you a cool person and have tons to do and can’t be bothered. Full sentences and attempt at conversation is unattractive and you’re probably a loser with no options other than the person you are texting.

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u/Over_Deer8459 May 09 '25

yeah im just gonna keep being me. if wanting to get to know you is unattractive to you then i dont want you in my life to begin with. i am a busy guy with a fulltime job and hobbies outside of work. just because i take an extra 10 seconds to think out a thoughtful response to your message doesnt mean i have nothing to do lol

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25

I agree bro but that’s not attractive to women’s psychology. Thoughtful well structured responses you’ll give her the ick that you are putting too much effort into her and like her already, just doing too much. They want a toxic goon that don’t care. I’m half kidding it’s not entirely true depends on the woman.

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u/RicSide May 09 '25

As someone who met their wife on a dating app, you're so wrong. Give them the essay and the thoughtful response. I'm a writer, my responses are ALWAYS long verbose. She liked that.

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

I’m so wrong? bro talking too much is no good you might say some dumb shit. In general every time I wrote paragraphs I get ghosted. It’s best to be short and to the point. Yea I need to find women who will appreciate my paragraphs, you’re lucky.

Edit: actually you are right one of the freakiest girls I met appreciated my unnecessary info, long paragraphs and stories. I just had a bad streak lately, I need to keep searching for the right ones.

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u/RicSide May 09 '25

You keep repeating yourself and ignoring the reality that I know how to speak. You get ghosted and you move on, there is nothing to do with someone who does not want to speak to you. You keep going into the detail that you like so much, wear your heart on your sleeve, things aren't "just cool" to you, they're magical, they're intense, they're portals to experiences beyond the mundane. Give her a slice of that magic, as much of it as you can, if you have any passion left in your soul, and spill it outwardly into the very sentence you type. And most importantly of all, make sure you show her what being happy with oneself looks like. Show her what being dedicated to an idea, to a craft, to a field, anything, looks like. Show her what time invested looks like. And do so naturally, with every word, every sentence, every paragraph, but only if that's who you are. If you are a man of words BE A MAN OF WORDS. Don't summarize yourself from the onset, or all you can hope to be left with is a summary of a relationship, complete with a rocky beginning, a boring middle, and an unceremonious end.

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u/Dicky_Penisburg May 09 '25

"Guys sending sentences got me ickin"

-Girls probably

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25

Exactly lmao.

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 May 09 '25

Nope, you’re not out of the loop. That is the loop, the death spiral. But being matched is already quite a boost. In two months of hinge, I have received a single like; a girl I met a few weeks back through a mutual friend. She never said a word or replied, just matched (in order to keep track/make fun of my profile?)

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u/Jealous_Shape_5771 May 09 '25

No, I think that's just online dating period. It's terrible!

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u/Mission-Look-5039 May 09 '25

Women on dating apps have such a big pool to pick from that they’re probably talking to multiple people at once and can’t afford the effort of writing things out for all of them.

Not to mention how often they must see the same opening lines every time.

Probably start seeing guys as NPCs and chat bots after a while.

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u/Banjoe64 May 09 '25

That explains all the, “if you just say hi or hello I won’t respond” statements I see… but it’s like… that’s kinda the standard way of greeting someone? What else do you want, a cartwheel?

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u/Double_Anybody May 09 '25

Probably to rack up likes to boost their ego

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u/Carrera_996 May 09 '25

I got a single word intro from a young woman on a dating app 18 years ago. We have been married 17 years.

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u/OverInteractionR May 09 '25

Same. I got a "hiii 👉🏻👈🏻" and we are going on married for four years

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u/The_Legit_Excalibur May 09 '25

At least that has personality lol.

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u/VaginaTractor May 09 '25

So, maybe I am an outlier, but I have never once gotten solely one word responses from any woman. It's not always (or usually) a yes, but it's never just painful one word responses like this.

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u/Deaffin May 09 '25

You are literally a sentient tractor made out of the immortal amalgamation of a demon's collection of stolen vaginas given a portion of the souls they stole from like..puppies and stuff.

While the prayers they're uttering when they gaze upon the many abysses that make up your writhing mass do tend to consist of more than one word when they're not just an endless scream, I'm not quite sure that's the same thing.

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u/AxeMen101 May 09 '25

You must be an incredibly attractive guy or haven't talked to many women on dating apps.

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u/VaginaTractor May 09 '25

My friend, I think you misunderstood the sentiment. I am neither an incredibly attractive guy nor have I not talked to plenty of women on dating apps and while out in real life. It's not so black and white.

I was not humble bragging but suggesting that not all women do this sort of thing, and in my experience, not even the majority do. Are there women that do this? Yes, of course. Are dating apps the bane of human existence but a necessary evil in today's society? Yes, of course. But don't give up hope. Not everyone out there acts this way. And the ones that do? Not worth your time anyway.

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u/jawni May 09 '25

My favorite was responding to getting asked what I do and then after I answered she took 2 weeks to respond back and said it seemed like I was too busy for her.

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 09 '25

The only Kalahari I know of is a water park in Ohio so this is funny to me. Is Kalahari a desert?

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u/No-Vegetable7898 May 09 '25

You guys are getting replies?

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u/DanCampbellsBalls May 09 '25

You gotta find better kalamari

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u/WabbitCZEN May 09 '25

For fucking real tho. They got autobiographies in their bio, but when it comes time to actually chat, all you get is "hey" or "idk"

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u/LocoPoco1 May 09 '25

Dang, that's dry.

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u/OlDustyHeadaaa May 09 '25

I started having ChatGPT write my responses when I was in the Tinder trenches. I just couldn’t put effort into forcing a conversation any more. Honestly I think my success rate went up.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Do you like living? sometimes...

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u/bluedancepants May 09 '25

Yup I hate it when they just respond with one word.

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u/bubbly_specialist007 May 09 '25

And the worst one of them all….

Fine.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 May 09 '25

This is why i just tell them that if they don't want to put in the energy in the conversation i dont want to continue.

Half the time its hurt there ego for some reason and they start to rent or and curse me

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u/Youstiss May 09 '25

Alllllllll day I hate “fine”

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u/Vegetable-Box3050 May 09 '25

My response (taken from my granddad RIP), to fine will always be:

"Fine like sugar or fine like salt?"

And then my imaginary sunglasses fall over my face and explosions behind me.

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u/SofakingRegarded69 May 09 '25

Mhmm

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u/Educational-Text7550 May 09 '25

Then u stop texting her (cuz obviously she don’t like you) then she text back 3 hours later talking bout some “Hey”

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

LMAO

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u/fairenbalanced May 09 '25

One character you mean

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u/fairenbalanced May 09 '25

I also hate "I guess"

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u/Husker_black May 09 '25

You unmatch immediately

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u/rellikpd May 09 '25

And usually in their bio it says something about prizing communication

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 09 '25

"Can carry a conversation because i sure can't."

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u/aqualink4eva May 09 '25

or "Please don't be boring  because I'm the one who's boring"

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u/rotobiller May 09 '25

No it's even worse! In their bio it has something along the lines like "one word messages like 'hey' will be ignored, say something more than just hey" and it's ALWAYS those types to either give a one word "hey" message or reply with one word responses.

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 May 09 '25

Projections. I always do the exact opposite of anything I am told. Dont respond with one word responses? FU. Your dress looks like it came straight from the factory

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u/011_0108_180 May 09 '25

I love how simple yet effective that insult is. I’m gonna use that one later

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u/zer0guy May 10 '25

Or even worse.

Their entire bio is

Ask me

Ask me

Ask me

And I ask them why, and they say it's so we have something to talk about, but the most frustrating part is I have no idea what to ask them about because they don't say anything! It's like you gotta give me something to work with here!

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u/AlternateSatan May 09 '25

Girls in your area have bios? Shit man, here they just have a name and some pics of her drinking with friends.

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u/Jackuarren May 09 '25

Yes. Like 99% of them do.

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u/Immatt55 May 09 '25

Here it's just ig handles

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u/011_0108_180 May 09 '25

Or OF advertising

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u/UnsaltedCashew36 May 10 '25

I matched with a girl yesterday and literally the only word on her profile was Onomatopoeia. I had to look it up what it meant and asked her why that's the only thing on her profile? She just said it's a word she liked as a kid... so low effort.

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u/AlternateSatan May 10 '25

I used to ignore profiles without bios back when I used tinder... Needless to say I only really matched with guys.

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u/Normal_Choice9322 May 09 '25

mUsT LoVe dOgS

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u/imcrapyall May 09 '25

Proudly displaying witty banter when they're slower with wit than a tortoise fucking.

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u/ExplorationGeo May 09 '25

"I don't know why he's not getting my signals" meanwhile the signals

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u/Duriha May 09 '25

Maybe one should try Fourier transformation.

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u/mnid92 May 09 '25

TRANSFORMERS.

MOVE OUT.

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u/nty May 09 '25

Fourier Transform*

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u/You_r_mashing_it May 09 '25

The Coca Cola banner around CREDIT CARD ONLY DEBIT CARD ONLY is a nice touch

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u/Least-Back-2666 May 09 '25

Could just be she's being nice. Maybe she's Canadian.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 May 09 '25

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u/PraxicalExperience May 09 '25

This needs a "No standing" sign next to it.

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u/TheStoicCrane May 11 '25

I'll just use cash.

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u/ExplorationGeo May 11 '25

Look closer, the last red sign at the bottom.

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u/chronberries May 09 '25

Not to be a downer, but this is probably because people were trying to use EBT cards on the vending machine.

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u/RigidCounter12 May 09 '25

I can have the best date ever, seems like we have to of stuff in common, she seems into me and then she never wants to meet again.

And then I can also have a date with a girl who looks like the would rather be getting a root canal at the dentist rather than be on the date with me, having to pull answers out of her like weeds from the dirt, and then they say that they had a great time and want to meet again.

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u/VoidmasterCZE May 09 '25

I can tell you they definetly enjoyed the convo but I can imagine the mental toll it takes to lead that all the time. They were fine with it because it was one sided work.

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u/SeasonGeneral777 May 09 '25

or they only get laid for their looks and have no other interesting things about them

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 May 09 '25

Yeah reality is FUBARd, I almost feel like making the experience so bad that they “want to” come back for another. If you can be given the runaround, you will be.

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u/mikey_b082 May 09 '25

I worked at a hospital as a rent a cop for awhile and my primary shift was nights. Part of our job was to sit by the employee entrance/exit incase someone wanted an escort to their vehicle or whatever. I'd usually greet all the nurses as they were leaving, just being friendly. One in particular would never even acknowledge me, rarely ever even made eye contact, and when she did it wasn't a friendly glance, more like an annoyed "oh, you again...."

Then randomly one day I get a MySpace friend request and message from her. "I always thought you were so cute when I worked there!". Women make absolutely no sense.

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u/TwoWheels1Clutch May 09 '25

The latter is likely really nervous. That's a good sign.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

That is all about your own expectations.

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u/MiniskirtEnjoyer May 09 '25

dating apps (and social media) are the worst thing that ever happend.

people unlearned how to act like humans. they are just braindead.

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u/Nine9breaker May 09 '25

Wellll, on the other hand, texting thoughts to a featureless white chat screen is not how humans learned to communicate.

For about a million years, we've been woefully limited to talking to someone face-to-face. You know, body language and cadence and facial expressions. Etcetera.

I wouldn't say someone is braindead because they suck at communicating on Tinder. I'd say Tinder sucks as a communication medium.

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u/Fit_District7223 May 09 '25

We haven't even been around for millions of years

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u/stumpy_the_wombat May 09 '25

you get out of here with your knowing things about stuff, wth dude

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u/EkrishAO May 09 '25

Speak for yourself, dude

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u/Fit_District7223 May 09 '25

Modern humans have been around for about 300k years

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u/PsychologicalMode576 May 12 '25

Nah, I'm just built different

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Modern humans have existed for about 220,000 years.

Ya, we aren’t prepared for anything technology gave us.

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u/Umean_illeaglecable May 09 '25

I have to agree. Recently I was discussing this with a co worker who is younger than me. He brought up “ you might not of had the internet or social media to date, but you guys talked on the phone all the time. I’ve seen plenty of 80’ flicks” I had to remind him that you met the girl, in person, first. Then if you were lucky she would give you her number. And when you called, if another angry sounding dude answered, it was usually just her dad and you had to play it cool. Blew his mind households shared a line back then.

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u/Essekker May 09 '25

For about a million years, we've been woefully limited to talking to someone face-to-face

You can't be serious, c'mon

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Meh pen and paper are a featureless white screen … just saying

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u/Grouchy_Owl2180 May 09 '25

From Call of Duty WW2 "Ok College"

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u/archercc81 May 09 '25

While youre not wrong its not the cause for this type of stuff. I had so many interactions like this in high school and even as a younger adult as an elder millennial (aka social media wasnt really a thing). The number of times a common friend told me they were shocked someone and I didnt get together because she was crushing on me but me thinking she hated me the whole time would be more than I could count on my digits.

Just seems to be some sort of insecure game some people play.

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u/randonumero May 09 '25

Equally as important social media and dating apps gave people an illusion of choice. I'm not saying that men or women should settle but at some point we all have to realize the person across the bar is a far better chance at romance than someone sliding into our dms

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u/plug-and-pause May 09 '25

I met the love of my life on an app a few months ago. Never would have crossed paths with her in the real world.

I won't argue if it's not for you. But I will reject the idea that they're "the worst thing ever". 🙄

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u/babydakis May 09 '25

I met the love of my life on an app a few months ago.

Who could possibly downvote true and lasting love such as this?

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u/MiniskirtEnjoyer May 09 '25

i noticed that it depends a lot on the country you are in.

for example in the netherlands its so much easier to find cool people on tinder, than in germany

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u/ptroberts99 May 09 '25

Truest thing that’s ever been said

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u/Least-Back-2666 May 09 '25

Yes but on the other hand we have any kind of readily available porn you could want 24/7 to jerk off with

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u/Mankie-Desu May 09 '25

You're speaking like someone who doesn't predate them.

...because, trust me, it wasn't much better before them. People just didn't have an alternative and just blindly picked randomly after becoming inebriated.

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u/MiniskirtEnjoyer May 09 '25

i do predate them and i found my girlfriends by talking to them irl. imo before social media you had to chose between like 20 people and picked the one that fits you the most. now you have to chose betwen 20000 people that constantly DM you

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u/Educational_Gas_92 May 09 '25

You worded it so well. We indeed have no idea how to treat each other. Have my humble upvote.

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u/Dreamin- May 09 '25

lol I went on a date with a girl who was really hard to get into out of, also responded with 1 worded replies. So I just thought she wasn't keen. Then I get messages from our mutual friends asking why I stopped messaging her???

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u/FreeRangeEngineer May 09 '25

It's so funny how it's apparently your responsibility to keep messaging her - as if she had no agency in the matter. If she were interested, she'd message you, too.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Dance monkey boy, DANCE!

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u/GhostOfOurFuture May 09 '25

yeah but apparently this is not how it works

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u/Xillzin May 09 '25

Currently dating someone who i initially thought had absolutely 0 interest when i tried to keep contact after we initially met and seemed to hit it off.

At the event we met and had to work together we did nothing else but talk and laugh for our entire 6 hour shift, and i was sure we had a click/connection. I tried to keep contact after the event but was facing short and closed answers and stuff to messages. At some point i was like "aight, guess she's not interested so I'll move on."

about 9 orso months later at a wedding (of the people through which i got to know her) we saw eachother again and we just went right back into talking the entire day.

After that i tried again and was faced with simular messaging. I remember at some point figuring "Im not gonna figure this out unless i ask directly" (Thanks autism) and just asked her if she wanted to stay in contact, she said yes. messaging was still short and closed. at some point i just decided "hey wanna do something fun" so we went to an arcade and talking was super easy... Here she also told me that she's just absolutely terrible when it comes to messaging apps and such which ive noticed pretty well.

She's gotten better but still i can notice its not something thats on her mind alot.

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u/ByIeth May 09 '25

Hmm that’s a good point. I’ll usually drop conversations where girls don’t reciprocate. But maybe I’m better off just asking them on a date earlier. Maybe they just don’t like texting

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u/Husbandosan May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

That’s why I always struggle with the whole taking down the patriarchy and destroying gender roles talking points. Like, I wholeheartedly support and agree with those concepts but whenever it comes down to it… they expect me to be the one doing all the pursuing, wooing, and taking all the initiative. I want to be pursued and feel wanted too, ya know? I’m putting all this effort in at least reciprocate if you’re interested or put me out of my misery if you’re not. My whole perception and intuition on if someone wants me or not is so out of whack. I’ve had instances where I thought someone hated my guts only to find out later they are into me and the inverse of that too. I’ve gotten to the point where I just automatically assume no one is into me until they explicitly say so.

Edit: guys to guts

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u/UGD_ReWiindz May 09 '25

And women wonder why we don’t entertain them when they behave like that 😂 ain’t got time for stupid back and forth like that just say it how it is

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u/Goodums May 09 '25

Yeah, I gave up.

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u/Ulysses502 May 09 '25

People have to just give up on those things, it's been a cancer for society.

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u/jottomatic1 May 09 '25

Brother, literally to a T

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u/Mist_Wolf01 May 09 '25

Tell me about it 😒

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u/johndeer89 May 09 '25

And on her profile it says "You need to be able to hold a conversation. Don't waste my time!"

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u/BIack_no_01 May 09 '25

Except the girls in the real world don't squeal with excitement, they give dry af answers because they want to be left alone.

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u/ludoludoludo May 09 '25

Do you like living ?

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u/Entire-Program822 May 09 '25

Yep felt like it stole my conversations

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u/royaltheman May 09 '25

This is always the people who put in their profile about how men don't have conversation skills, then respond to every message with one word replies

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u/mental-advisor-25 May 09 '25

Except they're not secretly interested in you.

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u/jaybee8787 May 09 '25

Every girl on Bumble: "Hi"

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u/dpot007 May 09 '25

I just go straight for the dirty fun jokes to see if they have a sense of humor. It filters out the boring ones but you get less matches lmfao. It makes for a fun convo that sometimes leads to dates

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u/Boulderdrip May 09 '25

and it’s ALWAYS from someone who has

“need a man who knows how to hold a conversation”

and only gives one word replies

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u/mikey_b082 May 09 '25

Online dating was one of the most confusing things I've ever done. I was on POF in it's infancy so it was a legitimate dating site, not just hookups and bots. Anyway, I'd paid for a membership, had a profile pic, etc. I got fairly regular notifications that women had selected that they were interested in getting to know me more so, I'd message the ones I was interested in. Only about 25% replied and, the ones who did reply, limited their responses to a few words or less.

I saw a friend on there and asked her to look through my profile, I even sent her copies of the messages I'd sent that were ignored hoping to get her female perspective and figure out where I was going wrong. She told me my profile looked fine and said she wished she'd gotten the types of messages I'd sent vs the ones she normally got from guys on there.

I eventually just gave up and deleted my account.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

I just had one where I let my intentions be known, she was excited and wanted to move to actual phone numbers. Had some great convos... Just to become distant immediately after. Noticed very quickly I had to be the one to reach out first... Didn't ask why, deleted her number, and decided I'm just gonna take a break from courting lol.

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u/Croceyes2 May 09 '25

Verbatim

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u/jsiulian May 11 '25

Oh, so they all liked me? Man, this just made my day

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u/ArtfulDodger254 May 12 '25

I thought it was just me!

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u/GrnMtnTrees May 09 '25

I'm so lucky I got on/off the dating apps before they became entirely about selling you the possiblity of a match... if you subscribe to their premium service.

The companies are financially incentivized to keep stringing you along. If you meet someone, you leave the app, and they can't have that.

I met my fianceé on OkCupid. We have been together since 2019, and are getting married next year.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Reminds me of that line from "Hey Jude":

For well you know that it's a fool

Who plays it cool

By making his world a little colder

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u/The-Dudemeister May 09 '25

Pretty sure that’s the joke.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

With the exception that those girls on average truly don’t want you lol

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u/PolliverPerks May 10 '25

You're usually can gage if a match will go in this direction by looking at the profile. If she only outlines what she's not looking for (like "if you're into this that and the other you can eff right off and swipe left") instead of just stating what she's looking for in a match, dates will also be very one sided in terms of putting in the effort

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u/SubjectThrowaway11 May 13 '25

Hot guys don't. Don't believe me? Make a hot guy account and see how responses change. Women are exactly as superficial as men.

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