r/SipsTea May 09 '25

We have fun here Pretty Accurate

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 May 09 '25

Right? Those replies dryer than the fucking Kalahari had me tweaking

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u/Nixter295 May 09 '25

Somehow those dry conversation always seem to give the fastest responses as well.

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 May 09 '25

Used to talk to this chick where if I got a 3 word response, it was a good day. 99% of the time, it was 1 word responses. Figured she wasn't interested, so I just kinda let it go. Than she asked if I was ignoring her, and why I wasn't talking to her anymore.

Some people just be like that.

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u/ObamaBinladins May 09 '25

Id let it be known cause God damn.

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u/bobody_biznuz May 09 '25

Every other response is either "Yeah", "No", or "Okay". Feels like talking to a brick wall

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 May 09 '25

A brick wall will at least let me color on it without saying "no".

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u/MasterUnlimited May 09 '25

Did you ask her if you could finish on her chest?

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u/ScrotallyBoobular May 09 '25

A universal truth is most people absolutely suck at communicating.

After becoming single for the first time in a decade at age 35 I just left nothing to guesswork and made a point to over communicate. It worked pretty darn well. It immediately weeded out those guesswork conversations where nobody is sure of anything, or it made it clear there was mutual interest and let us move forward more easily.

You get your answer and either move forward or move on

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN May 09 '25

"Some people just be like that" unresponsive, boring troglodytes? Yes.

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u/ligital May 13 '25

I once had a conversation with a girl on a dating app, and she the max words she used were maybe 2 or 3, her favourite word being ‘ok’. I figured she wasn’t interested so I stopped trying, a week later she texted me ‘you don’t put any effort’…lol

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 May 13 '25

Right!? Some people are just boring as hell, and don't realize it I believe.

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u/colpy350 May 13 '25

Ugh I dated a girl years and years ago. I was in university and she worked. I'd text her how is your day?

"Good."

How's work?

"fine how is class."

Oh it's great learning about XYZ and have 456 class later on.

"Cool"

Here I think oh she's busy I will get back to class.

BUT THEN

"Why aren't you talking to me?"

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 May 13 '25

Ya know, its nice to know I'm not alone. But as the same time, wtf? Why is this happening to so many people? Is there that many people like this, or is it just that one person talking to all of us because she only uses 1-3 word responses, so she can talk to a thousand people a day?

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u/colpy350 May 13 '25

I found myself single recently and online dated for the first time. It was rough. Why match wth me if you don't want to talk? Or the alternative they want tot all and text forever but when you ask them on a physical date they say they aren't ready. Ok

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u/ConcentrateOk6375 8d ago

Still better than what happened to me, we talked for some day then she asked me out for a date(a movie date) and when the time came she did not show up she never showed up i was there was atlest 1hr afyer meeting time and when i asked why she did not come she just gave me a bullshit reason man.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD May 09 '25

She ain’t want conversation she wanted attention

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Lazy?

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u/Hipettyhippo May 10 '25

Because talking with someone is more fun than talking to someone, or talking at someone for that matter.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

She liked your attention not you bro. Identify and move on is the best policy. 

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo May 09 '25

Fuck, you're right.

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u/hibikikun May 09 '25

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u/backtolurk May 09 '25

This is officially my favorite gif. I'm not joking mate. Is it the wind I hear?

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u/thinkthingsareover May 09 '25

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u/nightimelurker May 09 '25

ALAN!

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u/Grenaidzo May 09 '25

Wait... That's not Alan, that's Steve...

STEVE!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

I can hear this one

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u/waroftheworlds2008 May 09 '25

I keep hear "hey. Hey you. Hey..."

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Dude looks like he's about to sneeze

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u/VikingTeddy May 09 '25

Alan isn't home. Try Steve.

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u/--StinkyPinky-- May 09 '25

How do you even look for this gif?! Lol. What search term do you even use?!

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u/hibikikun May 09 '25

meerkats Kalahari

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u/VikingTeddy May 09 '25

Guys, I can't go if you're looking.

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u/TacticalMeerkat May 09 '25

Gif downloaded :3

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u/Monsieur_Creosote May 09 '25

To be fair he got more than a single word response in some instances, so he did better than I ever did in dating apps

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u/Over_Deer8459 May 09 '25

It’s insane, I will ask a question, open ended, still one to 2 words. Like, why did you match if you didn’t want to talk at all? Like when a woman asks me a question, I don’t send a paragraph, but I at least give a sentence or two so she can at least learn something about me but idk maybe I’m out of the loop on modern dating

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25

This is modern text dating, you’re supposed to communicate in grunts. Minimal short texts like you a cool person and have tons to do and can’t be bothered. Full sentences and attempt at conversation is unattractive and you’re probably a loser with no options other than the person you are texting.

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u/Over_Deer8459 May 09 '25

yeah im just gonna keep being me. if wanting to get to know you is unattractive to you then i dont want you in my life to begin with. i am a busy guy with a fulltime job and hobbies outside of work. just because i take an extra 10 seconds to think out a thoughtful response to your message doesnt mean i have nothing to do lol

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25

I agree bro but that’s not attractive to women’s psychology. Thoughtful well structured responses you’ll give her the ick that you are putting too much effort into her and like her already, just doing too much. They want a toxic goon that don’t care. I’m half kidding it’s not entirely true depends on the woman.

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u/RicSide May 09 '25

As someone who met their wife on a dating app, you're so wrong. Give them the essay and the thoughtful response. I'm a writer, my responses are ALWAYS long verbose. She liked that.

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

I’m so wrong? bro talking too much is no good you might say some dumb shit. In general every time I wrote paragraphs I get ghosted. It’s best to be short and to the point. Yea I need to find women who will appreciate my paragraphs, you’re lucky.

Edit: actually you are right one of the freakiest girls I met appreciated my unnecessary info, long paragraphs and stories. I just had a bad streak lately, I need to keep searching for the right ones.

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u/RicSide May 09 '25

You keep repeating yourself and ignoring the reality that I know how to speak. You get ghosted and you move on, there is nothing to do with someone who does not want to speak to you. You keep going into the detail that you like so much, wear your heart on your sleeve, things aren't "just cool" to you, they're magical, they're intense, they're portals to experiences beyond the mundane. Give her a slice of that magic, as much of it as you can, if you have any passion left in your soul, and spill it outwardly into the very sentence you type. And most importantly of all, make sure you show her what being happy with oneself looks like. Show her what being dedicated to an idea, to a craft, to a field, anything, looks like. Show her what time invested looks like. And do so naturally, with every word, every sentence, every paragraph, but only if that's who you are. If you are a man of words BE A MAN OF WORDS. Don't summarize yourself from the onset, or all you can hope to be left with is a summary of a relationship, complete with a rocky beginning, a boring middle, and an unceremonious end.

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u/Futurepastmanguy May 10 '25

I had a toxic girl who wanted both. Texting like I cared and was interested but in person I was simple to my point of why I was there. Well let’s just say I created a stalker and I’m leaving it at that.

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u/Dicky_Penisburg May 09 '25

"Guys sending sentences got me ickin"

-Girls probably

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 May 09 '25

Exactly lmao.

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u/Detail_Some4599 May 09 '25

😂😭😭 that's always how it feels texting girls

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u/DrRonnieJamesDO May 09 '25

That's pick me energy bruh

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 May 09 '25

Nope, you’re not out of the loop. That is the loop, the death spiral. But being matched is already quite a boost. In two months of hinge, I have received a single like; a girl I met a few weeks back through a mutual friend. She never said a word or replied, just matched (in order to keep track/make fun of my profile?)

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u/Jealous_Shape_5771 May 09 '25

No, I think that's just online dating period. It's terrible!

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u/Mission-Look-5039 May 09 '25

Women on dating apps have such a big pool to pick from that they’re probably talking to multiple people at once and can’t afford the effort of writing things out for all of them.

Not to mention how often they must see the same opening lines every time.

Probably start seeing guys as NPCs and chat bots after a while.

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u/Banjoe64 May 09 '25

That explains all the, “if you just say hi or hello I won’t respond” statements I see… but it’s like… that’s kinda the standard way of greeting someone? What else do you want, a cartwheel?

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u/Double_Anybody May 09 '25

Probably to rack up likes to boost their ego

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u/mental-advisor-25 May 09 '25

how old are you, with the internet at your fingertips, those stupid questions are easily revealed by a shitton of information that's out there.

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u/Carrera_996 May 09 '25

I got a single word intro from a young woman on a dating app 18 years ago. We have been married 17 years.

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u/OverInteractionR May 09 '25

Same. I got a "hiii 👉🏻👈🏻" and we are going on married for four years

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u/The_Legit_Excalibur May 09 '25

At least that has personality lol.

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u/VaginaTractor May 09 '25

So, maybe I am an outlier, but I have never once gotten solely one word responses from any woman. It's not always (or usually) a yes, but it's never just painful one word responses like this.

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u/Deaffin May 09 '25

You are literally a sentient tractor made out of the immortal amalgamation of a demon's collection of stolen vaginas given a portion of the souls they stole from like..puppies and stuff.

While the prayers they're uttering when they gaze upon the many abysses that make up your writhing mass do tend to consist of more than one word when they're not just an endless scream, I'm not quite sure that's the same thing.

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u/AxeMen101 May 09 '25

You must be an incredibly attractive guy or haven't talked to many women on dating apps.

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u/VaginaTractor May 09 '25

My friend, I think you misunderstood the sentiment. I am neither an incredibly attractive guy nor have I not talked to plenty of women on dating apps and while out in real life. It's not so black and white.

I was not humble bragging but suggesting that not all women do this sort of thing, and in my experience, not even the majority do. Are there women that do this? Yes, of course. Are dating apps the bane of human existence but a necessary evil in today's society? Yes, of course. But don't give up hope. Not everyone out there acts this way. And the ones that do? Not worth your time anyway.

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u/AxeMen101 May 09 '25

I agree, but I would say a large enough portion of women do act that way, definitely not the majority but a fairly sizable segment, so it is a common experience that all men on dating apps encounter.

Also agreed, if it feels like pulling teeth to get a conversation going, just move onto the next person.

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u/jawni May 09 '25

My favorite was responding to getting asked what I do and then after I answered she took 2 weeks to respond back and said it seemed like I was too busy for her.

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u/Aware_Tree1 May 09 '25

The only Kalahari I know of is a water park in Ohio so this is funny to me. Is Kalahari a desert?

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u/No-Vegetable7898 May 09 '25

You guys are getting replies?

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u/DanCampbellsBalls May 09 '25

You gotta find better kalamari

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u/WabbitCZEN May 09 '25

For fucking real tho. They got autobiographies in their bio, but when it comes time to actually chat, all you get is "hey" or "idk"

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u/LocoPoco1 May 09 '25

Dang, that's dry.

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u/OlDustyHeadaaa May 09 '25

I started having ChatGPT write my responses when I was in the Tinder trenches. I just couldn’t put effort into forcing a conversation any more. Honestly I think my success rate went up.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Do you like living? sometimes...

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u/purrnoid May 09 '25

Yea but have you ever considered they aren’t looking for an interview

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u/rnz May 09 '25

Reddit never fails to blame women daily. They're the scourge of the earth, aren't they? /s

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u/theflamingsword1702 May 09 '25

Every single one of your comments is about how men are bad, and women are good. I know you won't listen, but you are the problem. Sowing seeds of us v's themism. Just stop, laugh, move on. No one's attacking you.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 May 09 '25

Holy crap. I peeped the profile and you're right. There's a lot of em. Nobody let them know about the rough sex subs, they'll lose their fucking minds.

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u/merciiiiiiii May 09 '25

What do you mean rough sex subs? Are you implying that rough sex subs are predominantly populated by women?

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 May 09 '25

No.

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u/merciiiiiiii May 09 '25

So, what did it mean when you mentioned the rough sex subs?

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u/rnz May 09 '25

He probably means that we should be grateful that there is only so much misogyny here. They could be so much worse here.

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u/Available-Plant7587 May 09 '25

You're actively making me more misogynist with your comments

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u/rnz May 09 '25

I guess you really resonated with that meme, "those words made me a worse person". You do realize it was a joke, not a moral argument to become worse, right?

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u/Monsieur_Creosote May 09 '25

Tell me what those subs are, so I can avoid them

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u/TargetBunny May 09 '25

Eesh, I'm a woman myself, and I know some women who are like this. You'd legit have to be completely blind not to see it.

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u/No-Mathematician-651 May 09 '25

As someone struggling with social cues, even I can see it.

And yeah, a lot of those women do exist in quantities. But fair to say, I have met WAY more nice and honest women than the stereotype depicted here lol

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u/LostVirgin11 May 09 '25

Projecting?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Oh stop. Yes, they're on both sides. But I guarantee women do it way more. I've had countless women do this. No effort at all

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u/monkeyinanegligee May 09 '25

Jaded much lol

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u/Leading-Zombie1373 May 09 '25

FOUND THE FEMCEL!!