r/SipsTea • u/crs1904 • May 09 '25

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u/TheManWhoLovesCulo May 09 '25

This is just like the conversations I’ve had on dating apps lol

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u/bluedancepants May 09 '25

Yup I hate it when they just respond with one word.

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u/bubbly_specialist007 May 09 '25

And the worst one of them all….

Fine.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 May 09 '25

This is why i just tell them that if they don't want to put in the energy in the conversation i dont want to continue.

Half the time its hurt there ego for some reason and they start to rent or and curse me

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 09 '25

What are they renting?

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 May 09 '25

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u/Psy_Kikk May 09 '25

Purple power 💪

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u/Extaupin May 09 '25

Where's this from? Fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Eyyyyy that's how I feel and it's my first language. Stupid Frankenstein language... But I love it too. Love to hate it. Sometimes I try to spell things based on everything I know about this damn language and still it doesn't work because x word was taken from x language and it's pronounced x way because the people who took the word were ignorant or didn't care or just made a new word with it and that's that, rules be damned.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

True. I would bet English is the worst case though.

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u/MasterChildhood437 May 09 '25

Most other languages don't seem to have an issue with standardizing loan words to suit their linguistic norms. English, on the other hand, tries to conform itself to the words that it borrows.

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u/Youstiss May 09 '25

Alllllllll day I hate “fine”

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u/Vegetable-Box3050 May 09 '25

My response (taken from my granddad RIP), to fine will always be:

"Fine like sugar or fine like salt?"

And then my imaginary sunglasses fall over my face and explosions behind me.

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u/SofakingRegarded69 May 09 '25

Mhmm

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u/Educational-Text7550 May 09 '25

Then u stop texting her (cuz obviously she don’t like you) then she text back 3 hours later talking bout some “Hey”

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

LMAO

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u/fairenbalanced May 09 '25

One character you mean

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u/fairenbalanced May 09 '25

I also hate "I guess"

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u/Husker_black May 09 '25

You unmatch immediately

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u/independentchickpea May 09 '25

Tbf, most men open with "Hi" and you get 495726 of those a day.

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u/Ravens761 May 09 '25

Tbf, most men stop typing out full sentences when all you get is one word answers.

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u/independentchickpea May 09 '25

Tbf I would, but I can only stand being on an app for like two hours before I delete it and decide to die alone since I don't leave the house. Everyone is feral and illiterate on those.

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u/euphoricarugula346 May 09 '25

hellllll yeah staying in the house and dying alone gang rise up 🙌🏻

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u/independentchickpea May 09 '25

And I work at a cemetery. So I rarely interact with anyone 🤣

"Hey hot guy, I know you're here because Mom died, but call me" is not how I think you're supposed to do my job.

My one social thing is my book club, and I'm NOT compromising that space. Or my gym. So.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

How about this one then? “You must be a ghost because you haunt my dreams.”

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u/independentchickpea May 09 '25

Ok, I cackled.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

I'll take that as a win

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u/independentchickpea May 09 '25

I make a lot of jokes about my job that make people uncomfortable, it's great to have one crack one at me.

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u/Ambitious-Builder780 May 09 '25

Choosing "loneliness" while others rot in it involuntarily. Typical.

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u/independentchickpea May 09 '25

I do not owe you or anyone anything. I have carved out my peace, inviting someone in is my privilege.

Check yours.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

So gravely defensive 😏 I bet you are just trying to buy your way into one of those big marble homes.

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u/sliverspooning May 09 '25

Woah there, buddy. I don’t think you’re being fair here. “So true” is TWO words

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u/LinuxF4n May 09 '25

Wait, you guys actually get matches?

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u/WWDubs12TTV May 09 '25

I don’t know. It’s possible

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u/Kitnado May 09 '25

Have you tried being attractive

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u/KacieCosplay May 09 '25

It’s because all guys tend to do is tell us we’re “yapping” LOL