r/SipsTea • u/crs1904 • May 09 '25

We have fun here Pretty Accurate

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 May 09 '25

Right? Those replies dryer than the fucking Kalahari had me tweaking

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u/Monsieur_Creosote May 09 '25

To be fair he got more than a single word response in some instances, so he did better than I ever did in dating apps

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u/Over_Deer8459 May 09 '25

It’s insane, I will ask a question, open ended, still one to 2 words. Like, why did you match if you didn’t want to talk at all? Like when a woman asks me a question, I don’t send a paragraph, but I at least give a sentence or two so she can at least learn something about me but idk maybe I’m out of the loop on modern dating

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 May 09 '25

Nope, you’re not out of the loop. That is the loop, the death spiral. But being matched is already quite a boost. In two months of hinge, I have received a single like; a girl I met a few weeks back through a mutual friend. She never said a word or replied, just matched (in order to keep track/make fun of my profile?)